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Messages - Risson

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Off Topic / Re: How to catch a recurring thief?
« on: March 07, 2014, 03:01:23 PM »
Hit him/them with a baton steal his wallet and leave him/them in a ditch. If he suffers amnesia and robs you again. He'll/they'll eventually realize not to rob you.

Or, you know, call the police.

EDIT: Try not to commit any felonies. :)

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Off Topic / Re: THE (RESTRICTION) OF RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!
« on: February 20, 2014, 08:36:55 PM »
Drugs are illegal, but people still get them. What leads you to believe people wont get guns if they're banned? Here's something that may help:

Without guns:
A robber walks into store with a gun he/she smuggled in. He holds up the store and possibly kills people.

With guns:
A robber walks into a store legally carrying a gun. When he draws his gun the cashier as well as multiple people in the store draw guns of their own. Instead of getting robbed the store defends itself and calls the police. No problem.

I understand there are different ways this could play out but this is most likely.

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Off Topic / Re: Flappy Generator
« on: February 20, 2014, 08:23:40 PM »
http://apps.apolinariopassos.com.br/flappygenerator/en/flappy-internet-7/
Flappy Internet

EDIT: Couldn't make it transparent sorry.

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It's a panda with a martini!

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There is no safe in Hell so he tries to kill himself with the knife in the toilet.

Needless to say there is poo everywhere.

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Total then descends to Hell and a person comes out of a nearby bathroom.

With a knife.

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Off Topic / Re: It's That Time Of Year
« on: October 14, 2013, 03:14:42 PM »
Any farming tips? It's taking me a year to get past this level.

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Help / Re: Cant change my profile pic
« on: October 14, 2013, 03:12:34 PM »
I'm having the same problem, IM me if you figure it out

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Off Topic / Re: Roblox did a bad
« on: April 29, 2013, 09:30:39 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: ROCKIN FLO
« on: April 19, 2013, 09:38:56 PM »
YO YO YO
IM ROCKIN FLO
IM HERE TO TEACH YOU
HOW TO DANCE HO
YOU GOTTA TAKE IT SLO
YOU GOTTA DANCE IT LO
YOU GOTTA GET INTO IT YO
HE SAID HE AINT DOING SO
DAS RIGHT MY HO
WE GON DANCE IT SLOOOO
CHASED BY THE POPO
KILLEM' YO
I GOT ALL MY DO
UP IN MY FRO
WE AINT REFERENCING YO
WE JUST ROCKIN' FLO
GO WITH THE FLO YO
ALL MY DO IN DAT HO
WE GON TAKE IT SLO
WE GONA DANCE HO
SHE USING carrot

I swear add a dance put it on YouTube and BAM! Instant fame. It's horrible. That is why it will be famous.

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Off Topic / Re: ROCKIN FLO
« on: April 19, 2013, 09:32:53 PM »
CHASED BY THE POPO
KILLEM' YO
I GOT ALL MY DO
UP IN MY FRO
WE AINT REFERENCING YO
WE JUST ROCKIN' FLO

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Off Topic / Re: Fill in the "_______" Game
« on: April 14, 2013, 07:26:54 PM »
Gets a _____, has to ______

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Off Topic / Re: Fill in the "_______" Game
« on: April 14, 2013, 07:26:22 PM »
sh*t the forums is on fire!

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Creativity / Re: Hawf draws stuff
« on: April 06, 2013, 08:36:04 PM »
<-------
Pure genius.

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Off Topic / Re: How tough is the above user?
« on: April 01, 2013, 01:42:11 PM »
9/10

I'm so tough, I used the toilet without falling in.

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