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Off Topic / Re: Election 2024, The Apprentice: White House Edition Season 2

« on: December 18, 2024, 04:22:15 PM »

we should kill more CEOs

They did just immediately replace him with no real harm done to the company as far as I know. If their death isn't that impactful to the workings of the company, then maybe they shouldn't be getting paid so much.

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Off Topic / Re: Whamageddon 2024 (it has begun)

« on: December 18, 2024, 04:19:31 PM »

to those of you that have not been whammed yet: your time will come

I have friends coming down to florida for the winter so we'll be going out a lot. I fear that my time is nearing its end.

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Off Topic / Re: Whamageddon 2024 (it has begun)

« on: December 02, 2024, 03:28:27 PM »

Oh god, here we go again. Hopefully my tendency to avoid public spaces will save me.

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Off Topic / Re: Election 2024, The Apprentice: White House Edition Season 2

« on: November 23, 2024, 10:54:43 AM »

National news will once again be a comedy show. Yippie :(

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Off Topic / Re: Ai is a lil scary

« on: November 23, 2024, 10:48:46 AM »

And i just don't want to be that guy who types in perfectly formatted English paragraphs, yuck

Yuck? I feel that typing in well-formatted paragraphs is perfectly acceptable when one needs to make clear large amounts of information (or discourse). Anyway, AI is already harming the professional and creative abilities of adults. I can't imagine what it'll do to children who grew up with stuff like Cocomelon and watch Youtube slop for 80% of the day. Maybe instead of this wave of neo-puritans, we'll get a few waves of anti-AI neo-luddites among generation Alpha?

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Off Topic / Re: Extreme Sports (anything you can bash your skull in while doing)

« on: November 23, 2024, 10:43:00 AM »

I've always wanted to try some, but my body is too stuffty and frail to manage. The most extreme I could probably manage are vehicular sports.

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Off Topic / Re: geese thread

« on: November 10, 2024, 11:04:14 PM »

What should I do if an angry goose starts approaching me?

Should I mock it and ignore its pitiful attempts to harm me? Or should I pick up that feathered forget by the neck and throw him like the inferior life-form he is?

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Off Topic / Re: USA politics destroying families

« on: November 10, 2024, 10:42:46 PM »

The rest of the thread's conversation is interesting and all but

and yes, i did eventually get so far that i got in contact with someone from the white house and i actually got a complete copy of hunter bidens laptop and iphone. REAL journalism. ama

Did he have CP on there? This is to settle a bet.

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Off Topic / Re: Election 2024, Dawn of the 2nd day, 48 Hours Remain

« on: November 04, 2024, 12:16:51 PM »

I did early voting here in Florida (voted blue), but lots of my friends don't want to vote because they hate both sides. If Annoying Orange wins, I hope all the reds are right about him and his cabinet fixing the country, but my hopes are pretty low for either candidate.

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Off Topic / Re: Hurricane Milton

« on: October 10, 2024, 09:42:13 AM »

I made it through the storm okay! The rain was light, and there was no flooding. But there was some wind damage with trees coming down and landing on power lines or blowing transformers. The hurricane spawned many tornados that wrecked places far from the eye of the storm, like Fort Lauderdale. Tampa and the nearby islands are underwater.

My one casualty is this tree in my backyard. The wires at the top go to my house, it was dangerously close to landing on them!

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Off Topic / Re: Hurricane Milton

« on: October 09, 2024, 11:19:53 PM »

if they named every hurricane "friend killer" there wouldn't be a single person staying behind and chancing it once the evacuation orders went out

No, you'd get the usual stubborn idiots sticking around, but now they're trying to prove that they aren't friends, because the storm won't kill them.

It's getting real windy where I'm at on the east coast of Florida, but it stopped raining. That's good, because the ditches and cbrown towns were starting to get full. We might be able to make it through the night without major flooding.

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Off Topic / Re: PUT ON SPOOKY AVATARS!

« on: October 08, 2024, 10:05:52 PM »

i'm always spooky, baby.

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Off Topic / Re: Hurricane Milton

« on: October 08, 2024, 04:41:16 PM »

the eye is going over me

cheers 

East coast, I hope? If you're west coast you need to loving leave bro

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Off Topic / Re: Hurricane Milton

« on: October 08, 2024, 10:23:28 AM »

bye tampa

Bye Clearwater. It's next to Tampa and filled with Scientologists. Maybe Xenu's had enough of their stuff for once.

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Off Topic / Hurricane Milton

« on: October 07, 2024, 03:08:37 PM »

Another big hurricane after Florida had already dealt with one less than two weeks ago. Cat 5! That used to mean something! If every damned hurricane is category five, then none of them are!

Anyway, I'm in Brevard County, and the eye of the storm might pass over us directly. Wish this richard-girl cartoon lover some luck please! o7