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Off Topic / Re: NEW PUPPY

« on: February 10, 2012, 08:20:47 PM »

Everyone knows that if you post about your new pet on a forum, it will die within a couple months.


Anyway, to get Amelia to trust Pepper, try feeding them at the same time, in the same room.  Also try giving them walks and giving them attention at the same time as well.

I am not very good with dogs, but this is what my grandparents said they did when my dog moved in with them and didn't trust their dog.


I might be 100% wrong on this, idk.  I am not very good with dogs.

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Off Topic / Re: Who loves orange soda?

« on: February 09, 2012, 09:46:59 PM »

Our good friend Dirk seems to.

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Off Topic / Re: dogs in a nutshell

« on: January 12, 2012, 04:29:34 PM »

Why is Santa trying to make the dog sit anyway?  Doesn't he have elves and reindeer to attend to?


Also, my dog simply expects a treat after obeying a command, I don't need to have one first.

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Off Topic / Re: The irrelevant sentence thread

« on: December 29, 2011, 02:17:46 AM »

Puzzles are fun.

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Off Topic / Re: What is it like, getting christmas presents?

« on: November 16, 2011, 08:23:27 AM »

On Christmas morning, each member of my family wakes up when they feel like it, comes downstairs and opens their respective stocking.  The stocking is filled with small assorted candies and small things, sometimes a few bits of office supplies in there too.

After everybody is awake, we grab some of the delicious breakfast my parents have made with christmas music playing in the background, then head over to the christmas tree which is so full of presents that you can't see the base of the tree.

We designate a member of the family to hand one present at a time to its respective owner, who then opens their present.  This goes on until every present has been opened, and the wrapping paper and boxes are put into either the garbage or the recycling.

After the gifts are over, we will then try out the new gifts or help clean up the breakfast dishes, then bring out plates of cookies, brownies and other baked goods and eat them while playing any new games we got as a family.



It was only a few years ago that I found out this is not how everyone does it. :c

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Off Topic / Re: True or false statement?

« on: September 13, 2011, 07:44:58 PM »

False

The next person will answer "False".

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Off Topic / Re: love poll

« on: August 31, 2011, 05:57:53 PM »

does that mean I'm a virgin :(

virgin |ˈvərjən|
noun
A person, typically a woman, who has never had loveual intercourse.
• a naive, innocent, or inexperienced person, esp. in a particular context : a political virgin.
• ( the Virgin) the mother of Jesus; the Virgin Mary.
• a woman who has taken a vow to remain a virgin.
• ( the Virgin) the zodiacal sign or constellation Virgo.
• Entomology a female insect that produces eggs without being fertilized.

adjective
1 [ attrib. ] being, relating to, or appropriate for a virgin : his virgin bride.
2 not yet touched, used, or exploited : acres of virgin forests | virgin snow.
• (of clay) not yet fired.
• (of wool) not yet, or only once, spun or woven.
• (of olive oil) obtained from the first pressing of olives.
• (of metal) made from ore by smelting.

ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French virgine, from Latin virgo, virgin-.

loveual intercourse
noun
loveual contact between individuals involving entry, esp. the insertion of a man's erect snake into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in climax and the ejaculation of semen.

Masturbating with your hand is not loveual intercourse, so you are still a virgin.

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Off Topic / Re: love poll

« on: August 30, 2011, 09:39:10 AM »

are you suuuuuuuuuuure you're girl? :trollface:

Don't worry, I had proof.  Accidental proof, but proof nonetheless.

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Off Topic / Re: love poll

« on: August 30, 2011, 09:27:29 AM »

We had been talking about trying to get my parents' help with purchasing plane tickets for her, (we were only about £200 short) when she suggested that I call her my girlfriend to convince them.  She already knew how I felt, and seems to feel the same way.  Back when I lived near her we used to hug all the time and act 10 years under our age.

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Off Topic / Re: How big is your Downloads folder?

« on: August 30, 2011, 09:14:09 AM »

Mine is only 16.62 GB, pretty small considering the 94,199 items it contains; some of which are very large files, such as programs and games.

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Off Topic / Re: Post a picture of whats behind of you.

« on: August 01, 2011, 11:00:30 PM »

He has been there for a few hours now.

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Off Topic / Re: what are you scared of?

« on: June 05, 2011, 06:20:24 AM »

deaf, dumb and blind people?
scary

Well, they wouldn't make advances towards me, and therefore there is nothing to fear.  My fear is mostly just about inanimate human shaped objects.  I also have had dreams about people smiling and charging towards me that do not seem to react to anything but my position until they attack and brutally slaughter me.

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Off Topic / Re: what are you scared of?

« on: June 05, 2011, 06:15:49 AM »

deaf people?

No, because they react to me through sight.  It's human shaped things that don't react to my communications at all that I am afraid of.

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Off Topic / Re: what are you scared of?

« on: June 05, 2011, 06:11:10 AM »

Anything human shaped that I cannot communicate with, or that advances towards me without reacting to my actions.

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Off Topic / Re: La moustache

« on: May 26, 2011, 04:36:19 PM »

I was not aware insects were even able to grow facial hair.