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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Winter 1905 - BETRAYAL!
« on: June 06, 2017, 09:30:51 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1905 - a little miscommunication
« on: June 01, 2017, 03:35:31 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1905 - a little miscommunication
« on: May 31, 2017, 10:50:47 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1905 - the city-state of moscow
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1905 - the city-state of moscow
« on: May 30, 2017, 12:53:22 AM »
I questionably own sardinia now so italy will never be safe from french dominion
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1905 - the city-state of moscow
« on: May 29, 2017, 04:29:43 PM »
Update:
Switzerland is still a bunch of LOSERS
Switzerland is still a bunch of LOSERS
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1904 - Italy crumbles!
« on: May 25, 2017, 01:11:05 PM »
rest in pepperonis italy
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1903 - Replacement for Britain needed
« on: May 18, 2017, 02:37:52 PM »
LMAO
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1903 - Clusterforget Inc.
« on: May 16, 2017, 11:46:33 PM »
the balkans and turkey are literally the greatest arrow clusterforget of all time
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Winter 1902
« on: May 14, 2017, 10:10:02 PM »
ITS RED AND GREEN THOSE ARE CHRISTMAS COLORS
ALSO WINTER
ALSO WINTER
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Winter 1902
« on: May 14, 2017, 08:09:57 PM »
Looks like it's Christmas in Venice
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1902 - Retreat orders required from Italy!
« on: May 14, 2017, 07:58:20 PM »
love works in mysterious ways
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1902 - Retreat orders required from Italy!
« on: May 14, 2017, 07:49:48 PM »
WHA T THE forget ARE YOU DOING FRANCE
it was a love tap
not like I can do anything lmao
also fleet in LYO mega spooked me
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1901 - The war begins!
« on: May 09, 2017, 10:40:08 PM »YOU BLOODY LOUD MOUTHED BAGUETTE-BASTING FROG BASTARDS NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO JUST forget OFF AND LET THE GERMANIC (or italian/russian) CULTURES WIN.
FIRST YOU TOSSERS RENAME KARL DER GROSSE POST-MORTEM, THEN YOU INEVITABLY GET forgetED BY VIKINGS AND WHAT DO YOU DODGY PILLOCKS DO? YOU SURRENDER AND MAKE THEM YOUR VASSALS. THEN THEY INEVITABLY forget OFF ELSEWHERE BECAUSE FRANCE IS stuff AND THEY END UP SPREADING YOUR CANCEROUS LANGUAGE TO BRITANNIA! THANKS FOR loving OUR GRAMMAR, YOU GALLIC CUNTS!
I HOPE GERMANY, ITALY, RUSSIA, AUSTRIA, AND EVEN THE TURKS ALL AGREE THAT YOU'RE JUST THE SCUM OF EUROPE. RAISE YOUR WHITE FLAG AGAIN, YOU GLUTTONOUS CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS! SEE IF I GIVE A TOSS!
YOU UPHILL GARDENING, BARMY, DAFT, MINGE SNIFFING, PLUG-UGLY, SYCOPHANT GANNETS HAVE REALLY LOST THE PLOT NOW! TELLIN' BRITTANIER TA forget OFF... WHO DO YOU SODS THINK YOU ARE?
(DENOUNCING!)
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS DIDDLY-forget I SEEM TO RECALL THAT IN 1066 YOU BITCHES WERE CONQUERED BY THE FRENCH. IT IS LITERALLY NO COINCIDENCE THAT ANY REFINED WORD IN YOUR GARBAGE ASS LANGUAGE TAKES ITS ORIGIN FROM THE FRENCH LANGUAGE. AND NEED I ALSO REMIND YOU THAT YOUR SALTY ISLAND ASS WENT AND LOST IN THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR TOO BECAUSE A LITTLE loving GIRL FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE COULD TOPPLE YOUR ENTIRE ENDEAVOR?????? AND IN THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, YOU QUIT BECAUSE WE SHOWED UP! I'LL ALLOW YOU TO GO BACK ON YOUR INSULTS TO THE FRENCH AND THEIR loving AWESOME LEGACY AND EMPIRE IF YOU SURRENDER BELGIUM TO THE FRENCH EMPIRE, DRESS UP IN A TUTU, AND PERFORM A NICE LITTLE DANCE FOR ME WHILE RECITING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS AND ADMITTING THAT YOU WANT TO KISS ALL THE BOYS IN TRADITIONAL ENGLISH FASHION.
I WANT YOUR LILY-LIVERED, CRUMPET-SUCKING, KNOB-HEAD, WAZZOCK, ARSEMONGER BITCH ASS OUT OF MY CONTINENT. I WILL JIZZ LIGHTNING OVER THE REMNANTS OF YOUR stuffTY loving CIVILIZATION AFTER I LET MY AMAZING FRENCH SOLDIERS DECIMATE YOUR POOR EXCUSE FOR AN ARMY.
I HOPE THE REST OF EUROPE FOLLOWS MY LEAD WHEN I SAY, IN THE CLEAREST POSSIBLE TERMS: THE BRITISH ARE richardHEADS, AND MAY THEIR WOMEN BE BORN STERILE AND THEIR MEN POORLY ENDOWED.
MEGA DENOUNCED
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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Autumn 1901 - The war begins!
« on: May 09, 2017, 05:11:10 PM »
Dear Britain,
forget off
Sincerely, France
forget off
Sincerely, France