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Forum Games / the above user's avatar broke into your house
« on: December 30, 2017, 03:19:55 PM »
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Off Topic / pwnon needs help
« on: June 05, 2016, 07:37:13 PM »
So, it's been a while, hasn't it?
I've been busting my ass lately, recently got my old job back because the place re-opened. Anywho, I'm a dishwasher right? I stand on my feet for 5 hours a day, wash other people's stuff and get paid for it. It's not anything to brag about, but it's work. Saving up for when I leave high-school. Anyways, my parents are a different story. Both are unemployed, we live in a trailer, and I do everything I can to distance myself from my life at home. 90% of the time, I'm at my uncle's house. Mainly because the people there actually care about me. My uncle is more of a father figure than anyone I know in my life, my stepdad tries his best, but has always been sort of a richard to me, and my mom only had me because she wanted my biological father to stay (surprise, I haven't seen him since I was like 4.) Clearly, it didn't work out. So now, my mom could really give half a stuff about me. All she cares about is getting money from my biological father (which is her primary source of income) and I don't see a loving dime of it.
Now this isn't the problem, but she demands 20$ a week from me because somehow, inadvertently, I "screwed" her over. Apparently she says that by having a job, the state can take away all of her benefits she receives. Again, I don't know how any of this is my problem, or how true it is that her insurance can be taken away because I'm working an actual job. I tried to defend myself and say, "I work for my money, and I'm trying to save it up." And the retort is always "Whatever, I'm not doing anything for you anymore." (like she does anyways) I tried telling her that I can always move out, and whenever the subject itself is brought up, a stuffstorm ensues. Like seriously, it's not my fault you're able to go out of your way to fake a loving disability but yet too lazy to get a loving job and pull your stuff together.
What do I do forums? I have like another year and a half before I can actually move out. Do I deal with this stuff for that long, or just leave?
I've been busting my ass lately, recently got my old job back because the place re-opened. Anywho, I'm a dishwasher right? I stand on my feet for 5 hours a day, wash other people's stuff and get paid for it. It's not anything to brag about, but it's work. Saving up for when I leave high-school. Anyways, my parents are a different story. Both are unemployed, we live in a trailer, and I do everything I can to distance myself from my life at home. 90% of the time, I'm at my uncle's house. Mainly because the people there actually care about me. My uncle is more of a father figure than anyone I know in my life, my stepdad tries his best, but has always been sort of a richard to me, and my mom only had me because she wanted my biological father to stay (surprise, I haven't seen him since I was like 4.) Clearly, it didn't work out. So now, my mom could really give half a stuff about me. All she cares about is getting money from my biological father (which is her primary source of income) and I don't see a loving dime of it.
Now this isn't the problem, but she demands 20$ a week from me because somehow, inadvertently, I "screwed" her over. Apparently she says that by having a job, the state can take away all of her benefits she receives. Again, I don't know how any of this is my problem, or how true it is that her insurance can be taken away because I'm working an actual job. I tried to defend myself and say, "I work for my money, and I'm trying to save it up." And the retort is always "Whatever, I'm not doing anything for you anymore." (like she does anyways) I tried telling her that I can always move out, and whenever the subject itself is brought up, a stuffstorm ensues. Like seriously, it's not my fault you're able to go out of your way to fake a loving disability but yet too lazy to get a loving job and pull your stuff together.
What do I do forums? I have like another year and a half before I can actually move out. Do I deal with this stuff for that long, or just leave?
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Creativity / Pwnon's Anime/Manga Art V.2! (Back and better than ever!)(Pagestretch Warning)
« on: February 28, 2016, 12:59:57 AM »
So yeah. My old one was ehh. People called it deviantart-cringe-worthy, so I immediately discarded it, and my old work, and began trying new ways of painting and sketching. Currently, to work toward making stuff completely from scratch, I've taken a base image, made a linework sketch of it, and now I'm learning how to color!
And, well....I'll let the results do the talking.
Character: Isla, from Plastic Memories
Sauce image:
Lineart:
Skin:
Eyes:
Gotta darken one of the eyes and smooth out the skin a bit more, but I'll work on that later.
Let me know what you think now! I'd be glad to hear what y'alls have to say. Sadly I won't be doing any requests 'till I get my coloring down. If you feel like it, let me know who you'd like to see and I'll consider it when I'm ready.
And, well....I'll let the results do the talking.
Character: Isla, from Plastic Memories
Sauce image:
Lineart:
Skin:
Eyes:
Gotta darken one of the eyes and smooth out the skin a bit more, but I'll work on that later.
Let me know what you think now! I'd be glad to hear what y'alls have to say. Sadly I won't be doing any requests 'till I get my coloring down. If you feel like it, let me know who you'd like to see and I'll consider it when I'm ready.
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Gallery / Pwnon's Build Thread v.1
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:42:13 PM » Pwnon's Build Thread
Q: What is this?
A: This is where I intend to showcase my builds, development, and other odds and ends I have created.
Q: How often do you plan on updating this?
A: In all honesty, I'm a pretty lazy guy when it comes to video game building projects. I will update it piece by piece, in chunks of major development. The spacing between my updates may be spread few and far between, but they will have content.
Q: I'd like to build ____ with you, can I?
A: Sadly, no. This is purely what I create. However, I will keep in mind a collaboration thread for a later date, but until then, I will not be doing multiperson projects. I'm looking to improve my work.
Q: How else may I help you, then?
A: Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.
Anywho, without further adieu, I present my first undertaking. I've taken time and pondered what I might create. and this idea is one of few that came to fruition, and is personally my favorite, and most interesting to me.
What you will come to see is Courtoilles, or the Court of Stars. (The name is a mashup of french words that mean Court of the Stars) It will be a peaceful, fleshed out court (think castle) of unknown, and long-gone origin. I will attempt to use sort of an otherworldly, yet enjoyable tone to create a quiet throne suspended in the stars.
If you wish to suggest ideas for future builds, or even ones in question, feel free. I'm open for suggestions.
A: This is where I intend to showcase my builds, development, and other odds and ends I have created.
Q: How often do you plan on updating this?
A: In all honesty, I'm a pretty lazy guy when it comes to video game building projects. I will update it piece by piece, in chunks of major development. The spacing between my updates may be spread few and far between, but they will have content.
Q: I'd like to build ____ with you, can I?
A: Sadly, no. This is purely what I create. However, I will keep in mind a collaboration thread for a later date, but until then, I will not be doing multiperson projects. I'm looking to improve my work.
Q: How else may I help you, then?
A: Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.
Anywho, without further adieu, I present my first undertaking. I've taken time and pondered what I might create. and this idea is one of few that came to fruition, and is personally my favorite, and most interesting to me.
What you will come to see is Courtoilles, or the Court of Stars. (The name is a mashup of french words that mean Court of the Stars) It will be a peaceful, fleshed out court (think castle) of unknown, and long-gone origin. I will attempt to use sort of an otherworldly, yet enjoyable tone to create a quiet throne suspended in the stars.
If you wish to suggest ideas for future builds, or even ones in question, feel free. I'm open for suggestions.
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Off Topic / pwnon returns
« on: February 01, 2016, 09:03:04 PM »
Hi blf.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to off-topic from now until I decide to leave again.
happening thread right here
hello again autistic children
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to off-topic from now until I decide to leave again.
happening thread right here
hello again autistic children
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Creativity / Pwnon's Anime Art dump (new project pg1)
« on: August 10, 2015, 07:39:56 PM »
Hueg update!
I've begun watching some youtube videos on this stuff and I discovered the linework layer thing and I learned how to use it! It is a lot easier to do it with the mouse because it isn't completely manual. Currently I'm following a character design from a youtube video, so we shall see how it turns out (although I might pick a different hairstyle.
progress! :
w/ outlines
w/o outlines
hair
complete :D
critiques appreciated
I've begun watching some youtube videos on this stuff and I discovered the linework layer thing and I learned how to use it! It is a lot easier to do it with the mouse because it isn't completely manual. Currently I'm following a character design from a youtube video, so we shall see how it turns out (although I might pick a different hairstyle.
progress! :
w/ outlines
w/o outlines
hair
complete :D
critiques appreciated
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Off Topic / SCP-[even number]-J megathread
« on: July 26, 2015, 09:24:36 PM »
its basically a joke SCP that allows you to generate your own SCP article with an ad-lib type generator
heres one of mine:
CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-32-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-32-J is to be kept in a Doritos-lined containment chamber located in Fort Swag, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 Dank Memers armed with your mom.
In the event that SCP-32-J ever begins blazing its arm, Doctor Keyes is to snort SCP-32-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force X-7 (''Autism Squad'') is to be dispatched to SCP-32-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-32-J is a stupid frog. Like most members of its species, it is able to smoke dank, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Doritos each day.
SCP-32-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with mountain dew, which causes it to turn into space. Whenever this happens, all ebolas within a 69 kilometer radius will begin to spin uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Adolf Riddler. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-32-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-32-J was first located in Dank Weedtown where the Meme Team were using it in order to quickscope Bill Cosby. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force X-7 (''Autism Squad'') was able to recover the object with only 420 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 32-1
Dr. Richter: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Richter, and I am about to test SCP-32's reaction to Doritos. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Young?
Dr. Young: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Richter: Excellent! I am now introducing the Doritos to 32... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Young: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Richter: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Head! IT'S GOT MEIN Head! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 32-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
heres the link for all you scrubber duckies
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j
heres one of mine:
CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-32-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-32-J is to be kept in a Doritos-lined containment chamber located in Fort Swag, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 Dank Memers armed with your mom.
In the event that SCP-32-J ever begins blazing its arm, Doctor Keyes is to snort SCP-32-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force X-7 (''Autism Squad'') is to be dispatched to SCP-32-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-32-J is a stupid frog. Like most members of its species, it is able to smoke dank, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Doritos each day.
SCP-32-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with mountain dew, which causes it to turn into space. Whenever this happens, all ebolas within a 69 kilometer radius will begin to spin uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Adolf Riddler. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-32-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-32-J was first located in Dank Weedtown where the Meme Team were using it in order to quickscope Bill Cosby. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force X-7 (''Autism Squad'') was able to recover the object with only 420 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 32-1
Dr. Richter: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Richter, and I am about to test SCP-32's reaction to Doritos. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Young?
Dr. Young: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Richter: Excellent! I am now introducing the Doritos to 32... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Young: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Richter: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Head! IT'S GOT MEIN Head! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 32-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
heres the link for all you scrubber duckies
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j
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Off Topic / Uwe Boll flips his stuff
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:42:18 PM »
As you can see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E
Some entitled (and notably stuffty) german filmmaker gets butthurt because nobody wants to fund his stuffty ass movies that are based off of video games. Just goes to show how greedy and ignorant people are.
Some entitled (and notably stuffty) german filmmaker gets butthurt because nobody wants to fund his stuffty ass movies that are based off of video games. Just goes to show how greedy and ignorant people are.
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Off Topic / Pwnon Streams - The official thread [LIVE]
« on: May 30, 2015, 11:09:43 AM »
Heyo forums! I stream and stuff. If you care enough to watch me do so, keep this thread handy because I'll update it when I stream!
Going to do a short one today, but nevertheless a good one.
STATUS: Offline
be on later
Going to do a short one today, but nevertheless a good one.
STATUS: Offline
be on later
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Off Topic / thanks jesus
« on: May 19, 2015, 08:51:45 PM »
My prayers have been answered. Thank you BLF!
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Off Topic / My general opinions of the Drama board
« on: May 16, 2015, 06:34:48 PM »
I honestly don't really know where to put this. I know I could've put this in the drama board, but in all likelihood I probably would've gotten banned. Who knows, maybe I'll get banned for putting it here anyways. Either way, I do not care for the drama board. Every day there's some new alt/troll/cancerous little stuff and people feel the need to gripe about them.
While the drama board is a way to contain all of this stuff from the rest of the forums, I sincerely think that it is contradictory to any progress toward solving problems. The best way to get a troll to quit is to ignore them entirely. The drama board gives such attention-whores the attention they crave. They WANT you to complain about them so they can be an starfish and have justification for it. I don't know what the case is with their constant hunger for attention, but I believe that the drama board is stupid all in itself. If Badspot was willing to get some more mods for the forums and have people to deal with problems related to people in blockland, it'd solve the problem much more effectively. Send a complaint form to said moderators, and you spare the forums 1 less stuffstorm. I feel like it would be a nicer place without the drama board.
It'd be nice if people could expose these people more discreetly rather than have an entire thread devoted to political mudslinging. I don't know if the drama board was intended to be a day-care for the forums so that the admins could do forget-all and not have to deal with problem users, or if it is for venting. Either way I think that the drama board was a bad idea and that the forum would be a much nicer place without it (this is assuming that there was a forum mod-staff to get rid of these problems.)
Disclaimer: If you do not have anything positive to say, kindly leave the thread. We do not need another stuffstorm because skies are dark enough in the drama board, and I think it would be better if this thread stay here in off-topic. Thank you for your time.
While the drama board is a way to contain all of this stuff from the rest of the forums, I sincerely think that it is contradictory to any progress toward solving problems. The best way to get a troll to quit is to ignore them entirely. The drama board gives such attention-whores the attention they crave. They WANT you to complain about them so they can be an starfish and have justification for it. I don't know what the case is with their constant hunger for attention, but I believe that the drama board is stupid all in itself. If Badspot was willing to get some more mods for the forums and have people to deal with problems related to people in blockland, it'd solve the problem much more effectively. Send a complaint form to said moderators, and you spare the forums 1 less stuffstorm. I feel like it would be a nicer place without the drama board.
It'd be nice if people could expose these people more discreetly rather than have an entire thread devoted to political mudslinging. I don't know if the drama board was intended to be a day-care for the forums so that the admins could do forget-all and not have to deal with problem users, or if it is for venting. Either way I think that the drama board was a bad idea and that the forum would be a much nicer place without it (this is assuming that there was a forum mod-staff to get rid of these problems.)
Disclaimer: If you do not have anything positive to say, kindly leave the thread. We do not need another stuffstorm because skies are dark enough in the drama board, and I think it would be better if this thread stay here in off-topic. Thank you for your time.
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Off Topic / Would you rather...
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:33:45 PM »
Game's simple. Above user comes up with a "would you rather" and the next one answers and comes up with another "would you rather."
ex.
pwnon: would you rather go on drama or off topic
user was banned for this post xd
badspot: i'd actually rather ban you
would you rather....
I'll start, I guess. Would you rather change gender every time you sneezed or mistake babies for muffins?
ex.
pwnon: would you rather go on drama or off topic
user was banned for this post xd
badspot: i'd actually rather ban you
would you rather....
I'll start, I guess. Would you rather change gender every time you sneezed or mistake babies for muffins?
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Off Topic / pwnon's house party
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:19:34 PM »
add your avatars, scenery, and whatever you want
party rules:
1) there is none xddd
2) free booze for the youngn's
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Off Topic / Becoming an amateur game dev [more pics on page 2]
« on: March 24, 2015, 05:48:49 PM »
Before I mention anything else, I'm developing this game in Roblox. Before I get fired at by you guys, just know that its the only platform I'm comfortable working with. Lua is nice to work with IMO.
First some gfx work and some modelling done by me:
if you want more proof that this is me, look me up on roblox
(Destiny players: please critique my modelling on the Gjallarhorn)
But yeah, im trying my hand at developing a game in roblox. I'll make a dev thread in games some other time. If you've made games here before, please gimme some tips.
First some gfx work and some modelling done by me:
if you want more proof that this is me, look me up on roblox
(Destiny players: please critique my modelling on the Gjallarhorn)
But yeah, im trying my hand at developing a game in roblox. I'll make a dev thread in games some other time. If you've made games here before, please gimme some tips.
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Off Topic / The problems with a warp drive [questions and stuff]
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:25:25 PM »
I am curious of how such a theoretical engine would work. I wanted to hear some input on your behalf. Let's use Alcubierre's example.
So if you don't know, the Alcubierre drive is a theoretical means of propulsion for a space craft to achieve FTL speeds(faster-than light speeds.) It's like two rings on a ship. You have one in the front and back of the craft, and the crew sits in the middle. Both rings would use incredible amounts of power to create negative energy in order to "warp" space.
In Alcubierre's model, the front ring would compress space in front of it (literally space itself) and the back would expand space behind it to move a "bubble" of space at infinite speeds. Now I'm sure you (don't) wonder why this works. You see, Einstein said that it is impossible to go at or past the speed of light in a conventional space craft due to relativity. However this deals with a craft moving THROUGH space. A craft that moves SPACE ITSELF in a bubble does not follow such constraints.
Now here's the questions I have.
Can humans survive inside the bubble?/What effects of would the bubble have on the human body? I was thinking that it would be like sitting on the surface of a planet. Because you're inside a bubble moving through space, wouldn't it have the same effect of being on a surface of a planet that is constantly moving through space? The speeds of our planet have no effect on us because nobody notices it, and gravity keeps us from being flung into space.
How would velocity of said craft be maintained? Not only does a craft like this need insane amounts of energy, but it also needs some means of fuel. In order to have enough delta-V to perform orbital maneuvers, fuel needs to be taken into account. Using the bubble to do this maneuvers would probably be impossible. Would the velocity of the craft in space be maintained or altered in some way?
If it could be maintained, then fine. Fuel wouldn't be such a hassle.
If not, then maybe several orbits of Earth could be used to build up extra delta-V to cut fuel costs to re-adjust upon exiting warp.
What would the collapse of the bubble do to the crew? I honestly don't know what to think here.
/discuss
So if you don't know, the Alcubierre drive is a theoretical means of propulsion for a space craft to achieve FTL speeds(faster-than light speeds.) It's like two rings on a ship. You have one in the front and back of the craft, and the crew sits in the middle. Both rings would use incredible amounts of power to create negative energy in order to "warp" space.
In Alcubierre's model, the front ring would compress space in front of it (literally space itself) and the back would expand space behind it to move a "bubble" of space at infinite speeds. Now I'm sure you (don't) wonder why this works. You see, Einstein said that it is impossible to go at or past the speed of light in a conventional space craft due to relativity. However this deals with a craft moving THROUGH space. A craft that moves SPACE ITSELF in a bubble does not follow such constraints.
Now here's the questions I have.
Can humans survive inside the bubble?/What effects of would the bubble have on the human body? I was thinking that it would be like sitting on the surface of a planet. Because you're inside a bubble moving through space, wouldn't it have the same effect of being on a surface of a planet that is constantly moving through space? The speeds of our planet have no effect on us because nobody notices it, and gravity keeps us from being flung into space.
How would velocity of said craft be maintained? Not only does a craft like this need insane amounts of energy, but it also needs some means of fuel. In order to have enough delta-V to perform orbital maneuvers, fuel needs to be taken into account. Using the bubble to do this maneuvers would probably be impossible. Would the velocity of the craft in space be maintained or altered in some way?
If it could be maintained, then fine. Fuel wouldn't be such a hassle.
If not, then maybe several orbits of Earth could be used to build up extra delta-V to cut fuel costs to re-adjust upon exiting warp.
What would the collapse of the bubble do to the crew? I honestly don't know what to think here.
/discuss