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Off Topic / 2020 Northern California Coronavirus Outbreak: On the Scene with Snaffle J. Bean
« on: February 27, 2020, 11:29:23 PM »
aight so lately this coronavirus stuff been popping off mad hardcore here in my neck of the woods:
so yeah looks like where i live is gonna have the honor of being the site of the first widespread coronavirus outbreak in the country. in light of this situation i have taken it upon myself to become a citizen journalist and report live on the scene in real time as stuff proceeds to hit the fan, providing priceless insight into how exactly society is going to crumble around you once the coronavirus reaches your city. in this thread you can expect to-the-milisecond text updates on the outbreak situation as well as photos and videos of people dropping dead in the street (guaranteed); i am also providing a highly valuable q&a service to answer any questions regarding what life is like in the corona hellzone completely free of charge. if i happen to fall victim to the virus you can also expect round-the-clock status reports on my health as i slowly succumb to the virus and die of pneumonia as well as fully-accurate sneeze and cough updates so you can know what kind of cough and sneeze frequency to expect once the virus gets you.

that's all for now. this is snaffle j. bean, citizen journalist signing off.

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Off Topic / INTERNET MACHINE BROKE
« on: July 02, 2019, 09:23:57 AM »
cloudflare eats stuff and takes half the internet with it
this is why it's bad to rely on web services companies because they're a central weak point just asking to be attacked. this is a large problem for us american citizens and extremely online™ folk because it allows our way of life to be easily disrupted by angry state-sponsored chinese hackers and unsavory runescape trainer .exe peddlers with a grudge against honest upstanding runescape gamers

forget cloudflare, forget aws, forget azure

(this post was brought to you by decentralization gang)

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Off Topic / i've been on this forum for over a decade and only just now changed my password
« on: March 28, 2019, 03:38:54 PM »
can someone give me a tally of how many security compromises and waves of account hijackings there have been over the past ten years that my forum account has somehow miraculously survived? thinking of betting my entire life savings on a single game of blackjack tonight but i need to get an idea of what my luck stats are beforehand to figure out if it's a wise idea or not. right now i'm feeling pretty confident but i'd just like to be sure.

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Off Topic / BANGERS ONLY music thread
« on: November 25, 2018, 08:54:58 PM »
THIS THREAD IS FOR TRACKS WHICH ARE CERTIFIED BANGERS ONLY
TRACKS THAT MAKE YOUR SOUND SYSTEM GO SO HARD YOUR EARDRUMS BUST A NUT. TRACKS THAT BUMP LIKE A MOTHERforgetIN EARTHQUAKE RESULTING IN THE COLLAPSE OF COUNTLESS STRUCTURES RESULTING IN THE DEATHS OF THOUSANDS. TRACKS THAT ARE SO FIRE THEY COULD SINGLE HANDEDLY MELT THE STEEL SUPPORT BEAMS OF BOTH TWIN TOWERS AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH HEAT LEFT OVER TO IMMOLATE THE CORPSES OF SIX MILLION JEWS LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN. TRACKS THAT DO NOT GIVE TWO stuffS NOR A forget ABOUT LOCAL GOVERNMENTAL ORDINANCES PERTAINING TO SOUND LEVEL RESTRICTIONS WITHIN A SUBURBAN RESIDENTIAL COMMUNITY DURING UNREASONABLE HOURS.
BANGERS
ONLY.
TONIGHT WE ARE STARTING stuff RIGHT WITH A HIGH QUALITY SELECTION OF BANGERS CURATED AND CERTIFIED OF THEIR BANGER STATUS BY YOURS TRULY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGbRE3nAxrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0mf9hT-cIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H42wkntazkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMVg-wSC1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgb19iuEIFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtRZmUmQ7a4
(ANYONE FOUND NOT TO BE POSTING TRACKS OF CERTIFIED BANGER QUALITY WILL BE POLITELY ASKED TO PAY A SMALL $5 FINE AND SENT ON THEIR WAY)

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Off Topic / Rob College
« on: September 13, 2018, 09:27:54 PM »
He goes to school.
He works out.

He's Rob College.

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Off Topic / what to do with sudden youtube popularity?
« on: September 05, 2018, 03:18:23 PM »
over two years ago i uploaded a stupid edit video which remained mostly under the radar until about a week ago when the traffic it got suddenly skyrocketed (i'm talking to the point where i wake up in the morning and it has 10,000 more views than it did when i went to bed) and now my youtube notifications are constantly getting blown up by a bunch of reddit-tier normies making the same dumb joke over and over in the comments and i'm getting tired of it. the worst part is that outside of a few new subscribers this newfound popularity is not spilling over to any of my other content and the kinds of videos i actually put passion and effort into which are actually good are receiving no new recognition. how can i better take advantage of this newfound popularity while also owning the annoying redditors epic style?

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Off Topic / where hath the good memes gone?
« on: May 09, 2018, 08:28:29 PM »
late last night during a sugar high-induced bout of insomnia i laid awake in bed contemplating the many philosophical questions posed by modern life and eventually my quadruple-digit-IQ brain brought me to the subject of contemporary internet culture and the ever-increasing rate at which memes are born and subsequently laid to rest. during deep thought about why it seems that we have been existing in an accelerated meme hell reality for the past few years, i arrived at a startling revelation:

the ease of accessibility to the internet enabled by the rise of smartphones and social media provided the mechanism by which lowest-common-demoninator african americans were able to quickly dominate and inevitably decimate online meme culture with low-quality content (dabbing, yeet, emoji spam, deep fried images (stuffpics), butchered english (aave) and associated slang terms (thicc, bruh, dat, swag, fam, bae, boi, etc.), real brother hours, bass boosted edits/distorted bass hit) in the latter half of the 2010s.

what happened to quality memes such as the ragefaces and lolcats of yore? why is there no concerted effort to bring new wonderful memes of this caliber into existence so as to purify internet culture, return it to its once-great state, and provide a respectable and wholesome online experience for generations to come?

we must secure the existence of traditional internet culture and a future for quality memes.

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Music / Kanye West - LIFT YOURSELF (BASS BOOSTED)
« on: April 27, 2018, 08:32:23 PM »
Kanye West's latest track with the best and only verse isolated and bass boosted for a heightened experience that only the most experienced music connoisseurs will be able to appreciate.


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Off Topic / The Minute Hour
« on: April 10, 2018, 11:02:40 AM »
hey forgeter, do you love absurdist comedy? do you love radio play-esque skits? do you love occasional musical numbers? huh? is that what you love, you bastard? you absolute motherforget? you colossal loving stuffstain on society? is that it? huh? what? what was that? sorry my ears aren't what they used to be. but if that is indeed the case then well have i got just the thing to sate your particular multi-faceted appetite for free (yes we both know you're a cheapskate don't you dare try to deny it) entertainment:
THE MINUTE HOUR
all of what was just previously described AND MORE!* comedy that is absurd! skits that resemble the radio plays of yore! musical numbers that are indeed occasional! all available for free!
here, have a taste! open your mouth. i said open your loving mouth. go on, say "ahh!" no, not like that. stop screaming, you're causing a scene.
The Federal Sports Protection Commission
Vote BimStar!
That's A Nice Grill
A Human Crush
The Hero of the Diner
wasn't that great? wasn't that grand? yes it was, don't pretend otherwise; your quality of life has improved tenfold since you stumbled upon the contents of this post.
*not really but i wanted to ad "and more!" because it sounded cool. don't tell me you actually believed it, did you dipstuff?

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Off Topic / me and the boys singlehandedly saving our local aquamarine ecosystem
« on: April 02, 2018, 11:06:50 PM »
armed with nothing but a snorkel and a 9mm each: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7cvk72jPrI

save the reef. pick up a gun.

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Creativity / hey everyone look i'm another blocklander that produces electronic music
« on: October 06, 2013, 09:52:56 PM »
hey i make generic electronic music like everyone else except i make it with physical equipment unlike all the other posers (haha forget those squares and their loving chili sequencing software.) seriously just look how loving professional as stuff my studio is. that's state of the art equipment right there motherforgeters (yes that one drum machine is missing knobs but that's only because i went too hardcore in the middle of a live set and twisted them so hard they vaporized)

anyway here are my super sik traks #whoa #damn #rad
ambient house track #3,489
terribleminimalhouse.wav
some kind of acid ambient house thing (wip)

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Creativity / The Drone Zone
« on: April 09, 2013, 02:01:58 AM »
So I'm learning dreamweaver and decided to use it to make stuffty little art pages that are hosted on my dropbox account

So far I've made only one and this is it:

(that picture is a link in case you didn't notice)
it's probably going to take a while to load everything

Also here's an older minisite thing I made

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Creativity / My music and stuff (no it's not edm or house or any of that bullstuff) NEW TRACK
« on: December 31, 2012, 12:58:28 AM »
I make ambient music; check my stuff out.

Tracks and stuff:
Cotton Waterfalls
Guitar stuff that gets a droney toward the end.

Grandfather
This is basically an edit/remix of an already existing song, but it sounds pretty different from the original. It takes a little bit to build up, so be patient.

Purple Fingers
Made completely from samples that are basically manipulated to the point of being unrecognizable (except for the guitar and flute.)

Bonus cheesy piece of stuff midi song
Spent 5 minutes on a midi keyboard and this is what happened.

stuff.

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Off Topic / Music Megathread (Electronic music in OP)
« on: December 20, 2012, 10:48:51 PM »
  • Post links to your favorite songs/albums on youtube
  • Post your favorite bands and let others recommend you new ones
  • Discuss instruments if you happen to play any
  • Do not talk about EDM since we have a thread for that already
  • Do not talk about metal since we have a thread for that already

Basically, this is where you'll find new music and stuff once other people post bands/albums/tracks they like.

Thrill Beat Construction Compilation 01

Electronic compilation album from 2001. A few different electronic sub-genres in here, so listen to all the tracks to see if you like any.

Previous Music:
News on the March/The Eastern Sea Split
Swinger/The Swarays Split
Leslie - (All) Tricked Out
The Monocles & News on the March - Satan Is Not Amused
Pony - Soft Johnny (EP)
Nice Nice - There Will Be Slogans (EP)

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Modification Help / Animated .dts brick possible?
« on: July 08, 2012, 08:25:51 PM »
I just finished modeling a blocko turntable and want to turn it into a music brick that optionally plays crackle over the music you chose. I have little scripting knowledge and have only made weapons in the past. Is it possible to turn an animated .dts into a brick? If so, is there anything such as a tutorial or something that would help me?

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