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Off Topic / Behold - the hipsteriest iPad accessory

« on: October 15, 2012, 04:36:55 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWqqtybjzXE
it gives the user a keyboard styled like a typewriter. looks like it might be able to damage the screen with prolonged use, too
also the person demonstrating it seems to have never touched anything resembling a keyboard in 300 years

seriously just get one of those cases with a built in bluetooth keyboard

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Off Topic / Blockland Zeemaps (community map)

« on: July 31, 2012, 08:13:10 PM »

because maybe this'll be a cleaner option than a megathread.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=392025

this is a map. of earth. you can place markers indicating your location. US states are color-coded for convenience. don't even try to mark yourself in space friend.

HOW TO DO IT (or at least how i'd like you to do it, you're going to ignore this like some kinda rebel anyways)

• click additions > create marker. the difference between simple and detailed is how just how much info you'd like to put on your marker. if you use a simple marker you can edit in information the detailed marker allows later.
• type your address in the location box or click "click on a map location" to mark your location by clicking on the map. if you don't feel comfortable with giving everyone your exact location, feel free to just click on your city name, or a large city near you.
• make your entry name your username, and put a link to your profile in the website or description box.
• give your marker a color, and press preview to make sure it's alright, then click submit.

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Off Topic / my mom just walked in with a copy of 50 Shades of Grey

« on: June 19, 2012, 09:24:11 PM »

how do i get rid of it?

(for those not In The Know, 50 shades of grey is a smutty romance novel that was originally a twilight fanfic, it involves abusive relationships, pulling out tampons, bad BDSM practices and overall terrible writing. it's also somehow a bestseller.)

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Off Topic / Chrome Multitask Mode

« on: April 01, 2012, 12:07:20 AM »

http://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/multitask.html
I'M GETTING SO MUCH DONE AAAAAAAAA

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Off Topic / What the forget has Obama done so far? (The answer: wars and debts apparently?)

« on: January 24, 2012, 10:25:46 PM »

http://whattheforgethasobamadonesofar.com/
a site generating TRUFAX detailing what obama has done in the ~4 years he's in office, with sources!

give this website to anyone that says obama has done piss-all in office

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Off Topic / "Upular" in 3D Audio

« on: January 04, 2012, 08:04:52 PM »

MY EARS ARE HAVING climaxS
http://soundcloud.com/pogomix/upular-virtual-3d

note: you must must must use some kind of earphone or headphone

MUST

if you're one of the 3 people unfortunate enough to follow me on tumblr you may have seen something about this already

hell im probably 7 months late

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Off Topic / 3 years ago my life was given purpose

« on: December 16, 2011, 05:15:17 PM »

Or: I joined a forum that takes up way too much of my time

Celebration!

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Drama / Tristan101X - "Listen here SINNER! I am your WORST nightmare."

« on: October 16, 2011, 05:41:48 PM »

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=41140
his avatar is 10 pixels south from researchographic
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=41140;sa=showPosts
most- no, ALL of his posts involve attacking others for being SINNERS!!!!! OGM!

REDGAIJIN! Listen here SINNER! I am your WORST nightmare. I come to haunt you. They call me TRISTAN-Deadliest Vampire EVER. REPENT and I will leave you be. Otherwise, I declare that FROM HERE FORTH I will stalk your dreams and demand you repent. My religion is STRONGER than you and you will fall before its mighty power if you attempt to resist.

Also some good artists: The Ambassador, Purified, and KJ-52. They have seen the light. You will too.

YOU SINNER! He will NOT be smited by the ALMIGHTY! YOU WILL FOUL AND UNHOLY DEMON! Your SOUL is BLACKENED with SIN!!! One day you WILL REPENT!

O HORRIBLE SINNER! ADMIT YOU SINS SO WE MAY ALL SEE YOUR TRUE SELF! Only THEN will you even BEGIN the path to SALVATION!

JUST LOOK at all of the SIN in this post! Oh young sinner, REPENT unless you wish to burn. I will save your soul and cast out the demons that reside in it. Do not COWER behind the folds of sins SKIRT! Step into the light and be AWAKENED!

I commend you Jacky for your sensible taste in music! You have seen the light UNLIKE REDGAIJIN!  I too enjoy piano related music though I am sure my piano skills pale in compariosn to yours.

The SINNER Redgaijin has NEVER even SEEN this beautiful instrument has he? Oh the many sins this boy has commited must be accounted for!

he manages to both compliment jacky on her music tastes while bashing her at the same time, wtg dude. this guy's clearly a ladies' man

Repent sinners or ye all shall perish

his location is also "in the chosen lands"


if it werent obvious, all his posts emanate a "holier than thou" feel, and his attacks seem to focus on redgaijin, but he seemed to have branched out in his recent posts

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Off Topic / Topeka, Kansas: Domestic Violence Legal Soon?

« on: October 06, 2011, 05:00:15 PM »

Topeka, Kansas City Council Considers Decriminalizing Domestic Violence To Save Money


move to topeka
beat wife
???
no consequences!

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Off Topic / Another dumb birthday topic

« on: August 11, 2011, 12:43:34 AM »

Level up etc etc
14 get
loot:
25$ visa gift card
Nothing else yet

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Off Topic / "i just reconfigured the internet" - no intelligence=no internet

« on: October 05, 2010, 08:23:14 PM »

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=661374

i mean, seriously.

would you call someone up, ask them to help you over the phone, and only say "I am currently having problems with the internet and rpc server on my webserver how do I fix this problem?"

and THEN
they use sarcasm in the form of "Try again now, I just reconfigured the internet.",and then explain that you have given no description of your problem.

BUT!
all you heard was the first, sarcasm-riddled sentence, because you're incredibly stupid.


AND AND AND
you take that sentence seriously.


...hmm, i just explained the entire link in one post.

discuss human stupidity.