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« on: April 28, 2009, 10:57:59 PM »
You know when your a blockland addict when you...
1.When you do something you think onactivate-player-eatsandwhich
2.When you talk or think a thought you say T in your mind first
3.When you reach out infront of you to hit shift to crouch
4.When you reach out infront of you to hit spacebar to jump
5.When you're about to grab a wrench to fix various things
6.When you pick up your printer and ask your mother why it wont shoot.
7.When you do talk("Message here"); to talk in the internets.
8.When you say 'whis' in person, when you are trying to whisper to someone.
9.When someone asks you to pass them a beer, you smash one with a hammer and build a new one with LEGOs infront of them.
10.When you walk like a blocklander
11.When you think you can get into a car just by jumping on top of it.
12.When you start wondering why the door wont open, even though you keep punching it.
13.When you try pushing a button by sticking one arm in front of you and shaking it, and when it doesn't work you use both arms
14. When you shoot a rocket launcher at the ground thinking you will fly up high in the air. When you see the floor break you think 'This was a really spammy floor O_O'. After a few seconds you wonder why the bricks aren't respawning.
15.When you see words in the top left corner of you vision.
16.When you shoot someone and they don't disappear or respawn. And when you go to jail and ask the guard how many more ticks till I get out?
17.When you want to become a policeman so you imagine typing ^policeman
18.When you jump ontop of the van, and yell at your father to trust you.
19.When you threaten to "ban" someone from your house.
20.When you call your mothers room the admin room.
21. When you make topics about "Blockland Addiction" to cover up your "Blockland Addiction"
22.When your posting average is 25+ a day
23. When you find any of these funny
24.When you start calling your real life friends, their Blockland names.
25.When you get a wrench and start hitting stuff and say "Why wont that menu come up!"
26.when you think F8 you dont fly :(
27.When you refer to yourself by your blockland name in real life: "Slick am bored."
28.When you pray to badspot,for a safe trip home
29.When everyone but you goes to your birthday, instead your too busy haveing an online party.
30.When you go to your friends house and asks "wered the jony go"
31.When you start building forts with boxes and your freind walks by you start screaming
'NO NO NO DONT D WAND IT!'....
Freind: Uhm, what was that about joe...
You: Nothing....
32.When a kid annoys you so badly that you take out your hammer and start smashing his head while yelling NOOB!!!!
(You know your teacher is addicted to blockland when she yells to the nearest police - Ban Him!)
33.When you smash Lego blocks with a wrench hoping for a rocket launcher to appear.
34.When you spray paint on somebody's face, and then tell them not to worry, it'll come off in 5 seconds.
35.When you try to build water in the shower.
36.When you wrench something and wonder why the auto wrench didn't work.
37.When you imagine the keys you binded to go to IRC to spam and ask for a good server.
38.When you use a printer to do your homework.
39.When you attempt to emttier your shower to pour water on you.
40.When you imagine ~ to get to the console and type jet();
41.When you ask for trust to 'repaint' your friends house.
Etc
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Offtopic: does this go in general Discussion or offtopic?
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