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Off Topic / what's new

« on: October 27, 2018, 12:54:33 PM »

its been a while fellas.
 just want to ask how everybody's been doin, how their lives have been, and school n stuff.

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Off Topic / mint or mango juul pods

« on: July 12, 2018, 12:37:34 PM »

to all of my fellow juul fiends, i ask you this question:

mint pods or mango pods?

i'm aware that mango has a sweet flavor that you might find refreshing every once in a while, but after about a pack of mango it starts to taste like ass. but, mango isn't nearly as bad as fruit medley, cucumber, or creme brulee.

MINT, however, is truly superior. i shall never grow tired of a mf crisp ass mint pod. while every other flavor gets old, mint still holds its place as #1 in my heart because it is indeed the most delectable way to consume nicotine.

i ask all of my friends this question too. the girls prefer mango, the guys prefer mint. (most of the time)

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Off Topic / hey its my birthday too

« on: November 04, 2017, 12:08:45 PM »

my gift to you is the age old question

ass or tits?

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Off Topic / 17776 football

« on: July 09, 2017, 09:20:51 AM »

^click

cool little WIP story i found on SB nation. it's pretty interesting. i believe it follows pioneer 9, 10, and 11. pioneer 10 is trying to figure out stuff, and pioneer 9 and 11 are helping it figure out wtf is goin on with humanity, specifically americans. i don't want to spoil it too much, but the only thing that goes on in america in 17776 is football. state-widecross-country football. neat stuff.  

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Off Topic / almost got expelled

« on: June 02, 2017, 05:41:13 PM »

it started with this one girl whom'st started rumors about my best friend

i put her at #1 on the thot elimination list, which was clearly a joke
well-renowned hoes in my grade followed, being the first five women

i began a group chat, the bool bois, in which we discussed what women would be on it, and then some rat in the group decided to send it out to other people,
and then it REALLY got spreading around the school
it was quite notable for about a week
and then on a fateful wednesday, i was called down to the office. i knew exactly what for.

i was suspended for 10 days, with possible expulsion. i had a meeting with the superintendent the following monday, which i suppose went well. i

almost IMMEDIATELY after i left school on Wednesday, I was already huge news. people started wearing shirts in my name, #freenoah was the hashtag. there was even like a teacher or two that supported the movement, which is damn near astonishing.

i finished all 8 of my exams yesterday and today.

#1 lesson to take from this is forget THOTS

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Off Topic / im drunk as forget

« on: April 04, 2017, 08:28:03 PM »

i broke my friends carbon fiber taylor made gulf club tooo

my bad man

post your drunk stories here if you want

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Off Topic / almost got busted with weed

« on: January 29, 2017, 12:37:07 PM »

i went over to my friends for a drug deal and he said i could just stay the night and i'm like, "alright sweet"
so at around 11pm we start rolling 3 beautiful loving blunts from a pack of silver white owls, takes us about 30 minutes. they crispied up like mcdonalds french fries
we go out and smoke these 3 blunts but we left shoemarks in the windowsill (which we will get back to)

now the weed was some smelly ass loving purp that was the most beautiful stuff i've ever seen. i could've got high if i licked the THC crystals off my loving fingers, thats how good this stuff was

now AFTER we smoked i went and jacked off and asked for nudes from this one girl (which was a mistake) and got some, and i nutted which killed most of my high

so it's later in the day and we've all eaten breakfast and stuff we head back to my buddy's room in which i get 1.5g's of this stuff for 15 bucks (which is not bad at all). i put it in a secret pocket of my big denim jacket. THIS is what does us. the bathroom already smells like stuff since literally everyone but me took a stuff in there at one point, so that's not the issue.
the issue was the weed in my denin jacket. i had a few dryer sheets and it was inside TWO bags. THAT's how smelly this stuff was.

my friends dad comes in and notices the shoemarks and he goes "did ya'll sneak out and get some ladies" and we just kinda sat there and looked at him, and then he walked out.
then he comes BACK in and throws a stuff ton of shoes on the ground (none of them fit) and my friend goes "dad this isnt a loving goodwill" and then his dad starts loving lighting him up. he's screaming his damn head off and calling him a self-centered entitled pusillanimous individual and stuff like that.

then he goes "GET IN THE CAR" to take him to his moms house. and then his stepmom comes in and goes "does anyone have pot? it smells like pot" and i loving stuff my pants. I was the reason it smelled like that. my big denim jacket just was not big enough. so we are walking down the hallway and his dad comes running down the hall and he goes "DOES HE HAVE WEED IN HIS ROOM?" (which he didn't, it was in one of my friend's bags). his dad walked RIGHT loving past me and i smelled like dank.

thankfully we were able to walk down his long ass loving driveway and we escaped freely.

this isn't the first time this has happened, either

(also if i didn't write clearly enough just tell me, i'm kind of stuff at writing)

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Off Topic / did the youtube play bar thing change for anyone else?

« on: January 24, 2017, 10:34:12 PM »

it's like 2011 again


^{forget imgur compression}

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Off Topic / i smoked my first weeds

« on: November 19, 2016, 03:52:17 PM »

it was truly a trip

i was chilling in the hot tub watching my best friend make out with some girl and then my dude comes over and he's like "blockguy, come smoke with us" and then i'm like "yeah sure let me dry off"
i was already drunk because i had like 4 shots of fireball and 2 mike's hards (loving lightweight i know). i'm not sure if i found the rum before or after i smoked, but i did 6 shots of that too

and then i was introduced into the wonderful world of smoking through way of bowl

and after that i smoked way more from various different weed smoking utilities (bong, blunt, etc)

not only was it my first time getting drunk and my first time smoking, i also grabbed my first pair of titties while making out with a junior
all of this happened around 10:30 PM, i blacked out at 1

what a forgetin night, i gotta tell you

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Off Topic / iphone 5 battery issue

« on: October 30, 2016, 10:33:22 PM »

there is an issue with my iphone. after i got back from a long car trip i tried to plug in my phone to my charger, and it didn't pickup the charge. Sometimes this happens, so i usually just flip the charger cable over or whatever and put it back in a few times or whatever and it seems to work just fine. But now, it's stopped working and i don't know why. it will stay at 1% for 10-15 minutes, and then die. When it dies, it charges up and powers on just as it should. When the phone is actually on, however, it will start at 4% for about 5 seconds, then go down to 3% for 1 minute, 2% for 5 minutes, and 1% for about 10 minutes. It's been doing this for the past 2 hours now. It's obviously not the charger or the charging cable, so it's an issue with the phone. What would it be?

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Off Topic / i shaved my head

« on: August 01, 2016, 04:24:31 PM »

i went to great clips and they forgeted my stuff up terribly and i couldnt handle the pain of a busted ass hairline so i shaved my stuff
at 2adays today my friend J said i looked like a neo national socialist skinhead

honestly shaving my head was one of the greater decisions i've made

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Creativity / i made a bob ross style painting on my computer

« on: July 19, 2016, 04:22:49 PM »

using gimp, i based it off of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcLqKq05IhM

i know most of it (if not all of it) needs work.

but it did turn out better then i thought it would.

took me about 30 minutes

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Off Topic / post your voice

« on: June 05, 2016, 11:07:32 PM »

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jJTIYweNED

i haven't seen one of these in a while

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Off Topic / the jerma subreddit is dr. peppah themed for a whole week (or two :) )

« on: June 03, 2016, 04:56:00 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/

i did it myself. i think it doesn't look too bad, it's better than what i usually put out.

feel free to give your input on the look or whatever, it really helps

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Forum Games / roast the above user

« on: May 24, 2016, 09:17:52 PM »

roast him. feel free to come up with creative roasts but keep them within the bounds of the rules