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Clan Discussion / handicap CLUB

« on: December 31, 2018, 01:56:30 PM »

To join, you have to sign your soul over to me.

Once in, we castrate your rooster n' balls and brand them on your forehead.
(as seen above)

Your task is to euthanize children and grill mormons.

You can also prove your worth by constructing things to please me.
(may or may not jack off to)

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Off Topic / My mom finding the stuffcube

« on: December 22, 2018, 10:18:27 AM »

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Off Topic / Jon "People like you" Tron is streaming

« on: December 12, 2018, 07:36:05 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6mJUhqwAG0

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Off Topic / The guys

« on: December 10, 2018, 06:27:46 AM »

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Off Topic / Happiness In Minery (Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery epic minecraft parod

« on: December 08, 2018, 12:25:20 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9VnV3fs4uU

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Off Topic / alaska got buttforgeted by earth also h.w. bush is dead

« on: December 01, 2018, 09:04:14 AM »

bush sr. did alaska

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Off Topic / countdown to christmas motherforgetER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: November 24, 2018, 10:56:35 AM »

HEY BITCH.

IT'S forgetIN' CHRISTMAS TIME.

http://www.xmasclock.com/

GET READY starfish.

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Off Topic / Is America a state

« on: November 20, 2018, 09:30:34 PM »

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Off Topic / thanksgiving break gang how are you

« on: November 20, 2018, 08:51:19 AM »

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Off Topic / an open letter to snowbirds

« on: November 18, 2018, 07:42:15 PM »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowbird_(person)

would you kindly

stop coming to florida. as much as you northerners bitch about how bad florida is why would you even come down here. you drive like stuff and you're slow as forget. if i want to be a musty motherforgeter ridden with mosquitoes and ride an alligator to disney world then let me do it without having you figure out what a highway is.

i'm sure you have this stuff where you are from. surely

if you have to drive like 20 in a 50 then ok. you have the right to be slow. it's your car your rules.

guess what you snow-nosed monday-lipped rageboner, you have to go fast in order to go somewhere. that means if my ass gets infected with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, you better get the forget out of the way because my ass is dying and i want to do it in a hospital rather than behind your toby-turtle-forgetin'-a-pair-of-crocs ass.

and when a hurricane hits you're going to loving regret the day your ass came down south for a relaxing day on the beach with your husband and kids because your stuff husband and your stuff kids are going to loving die in a hurricane because you drive like a snail that just got salt poured all over them.