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Drama / scar. z/dampd terrorizes my server

« on: December 03, 2016, 06:02:43 PM »

GOD DAMP WHY YOU DO THIS OK I EXPLAIN NOW

warning: huge pageload. worth the wait my brother

it was 7PM, 30 minutes after my bedtime. I was hosting MOTE mansion coop for anyone who wanted to have a nice god damn treasure hunt:


damp my only interweb friend, joins with a hello


he seemed to be wanting to be left alone, so I went about my business. searching chests was very entertaining


but suddenly, I smelled smoke from upstairs, so i rushed as fast as I could to see what was going on


what I saw was probably one of the most shocking things of my life


I shouted at him and asked what insane thing was he was doing, he replied this


after the second he said that, he hit me and ran out the door


I chased him out, only to find this on the front porch. what i am about to show you, i must warn, is very disturbing




I would spend 5 minutes trying to recollect what just happened to my mansion and what did scar do
I did not see scar for the next 30 minutes.
but then everything changed


It was nighttime (I set the environment like that). I heard creaking on the roof

then I saw him.


I nervously manged to ask why is he up there


he said


it all made sense now.

but before I could think, he lunged at me, knocking me out


I woke up in a cell, his cold white mustache staring at me


then he explained why he did all this:



why did damp steal my server?
why did he leave the bloody skull?
why did he light the bathtub?
why is he selling this property to a chicago timeshare?

all damp is is a server fool! he should be beheaded in front of the betel!

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Drama / master matthew2 - gay handicap

« on: November 05, 2016, 09:13:43 PM »

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=149802\
^his profile

master matthew has to be one of the most extravagant handicaps on the market currently. this young child thinks he is some weird forgetin' proper child who can presume anything at anytime. he changed the title on my mother's computer drama and now is putting allegations against me claiming im betel.

You're*

Also, this is exactly the way Betelgeuse acted before, So, I kinda thought you were.

Oh boy, Betelgeuse is back, I hope we have some funny forum Self Delete posts.

The old topic "A BUS FULL OF A N****RS GOING OVER A CLIFF MAKES ME CHUCKLE" was gold

like seriously we were in your mothers womb when the planes hit the towers please leave

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Off Topic / my mom tokk my comptur awayu (RANT!!!!!11)1111

« on: November 05, 2016, 08:43:46 PM »

hello my fellow blocklanders!!!! i habve urgetn news my mom took my comptuetr i hjate her and shte should go f*uck herds elf. i hate her she die please ee mom i wuish you would die in h*l

hre is a image of my sick a#% competur./
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i was  wathcing pewwdie pie and my mom ewalked in and my pants sleiped off and a virus came onn of a naked grill and and i had a bottle of gold bond extra strengh mositureising xcrem. I feel completely violated of my right as a young boy. I have contacted immediately to get this case of privacy invasion sorted out. I feel loveually and morally violated as my private parts we observed by a woman. Please help me cope and survive this hard situation I have to face.

tahnk you forueeem for listenig to me please sub srivbe so i can bjuy a lawyer and buy 3O0o)#oo million dollars
donate here my brethren and we shall defeat our enemies in the time of uncertainty 

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Clan Discussion / blockland forums: the clan for anyone in the forums

« on: August 19, 2016, 09:41:46 PM »

so we thought that in this community, there are alot of blockland forumers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we made this clan for anyone in the blockland forums. because there is not a alot of them among these other clans

to apply:
how many wood could a depressed mother chucked if a depressed mother could chuck would chuck wood?
tell me now.  do fish fly on land or is it a myth
was 9/11 a inside job
you must be a forum memeber

memebers:
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DodgeViperAcr16, clarke9901, Willco2, Torin, Gytyyhgfffff, jimmac02, Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph, WolvFire, Frequency, Akio-, legowarrior1414, Bomb Kirby, Brickitect, Office-Pirate, Metalliku, Filipe, |Orange|, tikitai, Mr Queeba, LurBree, Timestamp, Cheezballer, Becquerel, lord techno, Daswiruch, SuperSuit12, ßlöükfáce, }]Crazy[{, Twix, Potatoh, #Jeetlor, Aqua Teen Cancer Force, Mr Unicode, Dreams_Of_Cheese, Paperwork, Shizza04, MrLoL², McJob, e-maxx, skywatcher1, Alphadin, Lego lad, Qwepir, Freek, Spaceguy, Block129, AcornCake, Jam_Jar, Khalil forums, Regulith, Hansome dude, BlockBoyColor, Tayasaurus, musicbullet, Mr.X98, IsaacKronenFaust, Drydess, Siberian Husky, xxxxkill, Bing2, glados, News, kodi022, Rotondo, Couatl, NotBomberguy, Stick Man, giant tootsie rolls, 77x5ghost2, TristanLuigi, Plutarch, Decepticon, Hawt, WALDO, carolcat, Foxscotch, BlooKirby, gr8dayseth, Rockinboy2000, Legodude77, fireking, Camera, MYST, Treti, Cadlage, sorrel, The Big Bad Jellyfish, Trogtor, ShadowsfeaR, ?Sir Info? 2, ThatDarkNinja778, BassCrossMegaman1, Malleo100, grunterdb1951, ultimamax, Frontrox, Dragonslayer182, Valkerone, SetGaming, Waru, UnRegistered, InvisibleName, GoldenLego, SimpleFish, otto-san, Glass Joe

listen to these pissed off satisfied customers






- as always, this is the real betel, signing off

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Off Topic / MEGA THREAD THE MEGATHREAD

« on: July 21, 2016, 07:38:30 PM »

HEllo hommies it is yo boi here with the newist and hip stuff

DA new hip game Pokemans GO released and idiots around the world are running into trees (not joking), this game is most likey a inside job Michelle Obama created when all else failed, or japan is getting revenge from WW2.  The best place to find pokemon is on the highway in your car, plus you get a car makeover
If you want to surcrube to ma utub channel here is a link to it - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PewDiePie
Remember to drop a like and join my clans (even though you won't get in
VAPE NATION

Welcome to vape nation non-offical website/thead. Here you will find all the important stuff that you need to join
Here at the natoin we vape

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Clan Discussion / autism tm tm 2: the arrival

« on: July 16, 2016, 02:30:36 PM »

^you see this panda. this panda has been addicted to shrooms and mexican piss tiles for the past month. please send us donations by giving us your:

social security number
credit card
and your mother's maiden name
also your youngest son
autiism tm tm trm 2: the rival
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=272240.0 <these men are extreme bullies and should go kill themselfs
sorry for saying that don't tell my mom

ok so our last clan was a major sucess so we plan to run a new one


ok reuqirms to urjoin
- you must live under a friend
- gAy IS NOT OKAY
- there is  only 6 genders and yours is a furry snail
- there is only 2 genders
- you can't join
- feminist people can only join
- feminist people can't join

ok we got that out of the way

now you must tell me about how many family members you have and if you have a sister tell me @destoryerisblocks

WE DO NOT ACCPET YANY BULYIENG. ALSO DONT loving SWEAR DAMN YOU

did i mention you must be a bully to join

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Clan Discussion / furry dinsey clan (18+!!!!!!!!)

« on: April 24, 2016, 03:40:26 PM »

yes, we are gay
yes, we are furry snails
and yes, we are from ethopia border rp

and yes. you will join. yes join pls

in the war of 1812, rejected quackers oats went to join the Indians. in there time in india they realized the furry snail was the most dominate furry

join today and get one free penny from 1864 for your consumption


requirements:
you must be suicidal
you must not live under a friend
must must must accept our ways

how to join: post of picture of you protesting against anti feminism like mine:


allied with:
autism tm
blo
the squad
the squad squad tm tm
assburgururur sysdrom clan
my mother

memebers
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we are strong with a gold of pepe

if you wish to join answer these questions
are you a weeb:
are you a human:
do you like apple bottom jeans:
have you seen zootopia:
are you a bully:

join today and make friends with 4chan

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Off Topic / THE DARK LORD IS HERE

« on: February 27, 2016, 08:48:51 PM »

THE DARK LORD IS HERE

CHIN CHINN DEMANDS SACRIFICE

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Off Topic / hello fellow black people

« on: December 20, 2015, 07:38:57 PM »

hello my fellow senators. i have a big problem to address, my bonqisha:


yes yes, i know is this surprising and inspiring news, that me and bonqisha are going out. But im afraid six and half or my children will be loveually abused by her

what do i do forums?

 - signing off by your local assburgerugr sydrome leader

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Clan Discussion / ASS BUREGRER SYNDROME CLAN

« on: July 05, 2015, 03:09:39 PM »

DO YOU HAVE bASS BURGHERGERS !??!?!/1!?!?1/1


IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THE QUESTIONS YOU MAY QUALITY FOR ASS BRUEGERS

from long ago, 1970 to be exact a kid named betelgeuse formed. he formed the best kind of autism possible, assburgereres syrfodrome. but he was rejected from his own creation, sort of like how steve jobs was stuffted on. this clan was made in memory of him and his great and original autism, assburgegrersyrdome

HOW THE forget CAN I JOIN!!!!!!!!!!?!???????1111///11

IN ORDER TO JOIN OUR CLAN YOU MUST OWN A AOL AND POST A PICTURE OF YOU EATING A BURGER, LIKE MINE:


OUR RIVALS
>YOU
>ME
>AUTISM TM
>TREE CLAN
>EVERYONE
>QI

PEOPLE IN CLAN ASSBRUGEYR:
OWNER:clarke9901 (MADE IN CHINA)
DAMP (Scar. Z)
ICHIIOMA (Vaspavant)
YOU
EVERYONE

JOIN ASSBURGERBUGERRSYRDOMEE TODAY

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