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Off Topic / how do you DRIVE??
« on: November 07, 2017, 12:56:10 PM »

Off Topic / How do you grab the STEERING WHEEL???
« on: November 05, 2017, 06:19:43 AM »
9 sometimes, 6:30 usually.

Off Topic / HOW DO YOU PARK???
« on: November 03, 2017, 08:50:44 AM »
Rear against the wall parking best parking

I usually respond quickly but some people message me, I respond immediately and the read receipt shows that they didn't get the message for about an hour or two until they respond.

Off Topic / doot doot
« on: October 31, 2017, 05:22:22 AM »

Off Topic / Hey guys, did I miss anything?
« on: October 29, 2017, 09:19:42 AM »
So I was checking the PMs on my banned accounts and turns out, this one wasn't perma'd! I'm keeping Woof as the backup.

Pastrey Crust Reloaded!

Off Topic / Honey, I'm home!
« on: April 01, 2017, 10:32:06 AM »
What's for dinner?

« on: April 01, 2017, 09:30:00 AM »
im gay

« Last Edit: Today at 11:29:02 AM by Freek »

Off Topic / [NEWS] Venezuela now officially a dictatorship.
« on: March 30, 2017, 08:09:22 PM »
Venezuela obliterated the parliament and broke its constitution.

Argentina and Peru call for an assembly to kick Venezuela off of the MerCoSur.

Off Topic / Aircraft Secrets
« on: March 29, 2017, 09:16:45 AM »
Lets look at why airplanes are more and more reliable now a days.

The main reason that aircraft accidents occur are because of a sweaty pilot. 100% of aircraft accidents had a pilot that began to sweat moments before the accident itself.

In the past, aircrafts used propellers. The propellers moved air into the roosterpit like a fan, keeping the pilot cool. The pilot therefor didn't sweat and the plane flew perfectly. But, as soon as the propeller stopped spinning, the pilot began to sweat and the aircraft began to fall to its death.

Now a days, aircrafts have turbines. Turbines work differently. They are air compressors. The turbines compress air and that air goes to the A/C in the roosterpit, keeping the pilot very cool. That's why moden planes fly much better than in the past.

TL;DR The aircrafts fly thanks to the pilot. Physics are a chineese invention and do not exist.

I haven't seen him do it recently.

Off Topic / I am with diarhea and out of toilet paper
« on: March 24, 2017, 12:31:56 PM »
But I don't care because I have a bidet. What would you do if you didn't have one?

Off Topic / SJW (probably) left my uni
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:55:21 AM »
So while I was here, wasting time on the BLF while my prof is drawing on the board, some girl with colorful hair and short hair on one side yelled "loveist pig, check your privilege". Of course I'm wasting time here so I didn't pay attention to anything previous. Turns out, she was discussing to the tutor how there are more than two genders while he grabbed the anatomy class things and showed her the only two genders with their differences. After she yelled, the professor, not tutor, told her that she's in a loving biology class and sociology doesn't matter here. She started pulling arguments out of her ass, grabbed her stuff, and stormed out of the room.

TL;DR SJW cancer is in my country too. Nuke us pls.

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