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Games / genshin impact review

« on: January 25, 2021, 08:11:51 PM »

continuation of helltaker review: https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=326054.0





i sit proud on my throne having outlived the scourge that is helltaker. having died down, i haven't heard of it since. i have won.

unsporetunately all good things must come to an end. i enjoyed the intermission when i didn't have to deal with horny helltaker fans frequently; however a new game rose from its ashes to replace it. one with a fanbase a hundred times louder, a hundred times hornier, a hundred times worse.

it started inconspicuously enough. sitting around when suddenly, three people in a server i frequent begin discussing this new game they found. no biggie

then it kept going

enter genshin impact





genshin impact is a gambling scam designed to get neets to spend ludicrous amounts of money on for minimal effort
that's all it is, i could go more in depth about the COOL GAMEPLAY and AWESOME LORE behind this garbage but really who gives a stuff nobody ever talks about it anyway

if i NEED to describe how the game plays (i don't) it's just a bootleg BOTW. it's mobile so obviously it's gonna be a worse experience due to needing a loving microscope to see anything and the fact that your big slimy gorilla hands are gonna be covering most of the screen, but that doesn't matter because you've already sold your kidney to get more Hot Waifus And S-Tiers

it lures in ugly horny weeaboos with its flashy colors and big titty anime women and just like that they have another sucker
it's also in that same cold-turkey-limbo as helltaker where it has all the bait research has and none of the payoff. people solely play it to see the hot anime babes but oh no looks like you have to spend 50 million more dollars to continue and even then it doesn't matter because it isn't a research game. genshin impact is alot more predatory than helltaker because it uses this as a marketing strategy, i'll get more into this later but if i were to give helltaker one benefit of the doubt atleast helltaker is free all the way through (did you know helltaker won a steam award? crazy stuff)

it can just be boiled down into another one of those awful mobile games forced into being popular. however instead of what happened with raid shadow legends needing to pay a couple quid to get people to brag about their game, genshin impact fans do it for a living. if they could pay to do it, they would

like i obviously hammed it up a bit when talking about helltaker's ravenous fanbase. they're annoying but it's just another group of obsessive people on the internet

i am not exaggerating when i say this; genshin impact fans literally never shut the forget up

like seriously the 'video game' channel in that one server has been delegated to a never ending loving loop of genshin impact and it's loving miserable. i change the subject but oh wait social reject #1 sold his wife's car and bought a cool new s-tier big tits anime girl and interrupts me and then the rest of his hivemind shows up to gawk at it
it's like an evil scientist genetically engineered the most unbearable human being and let it roam free in my loving presence and it makes me want to throw up blood seriously just SHUT THE forget UP GOD

these motherforgeters are DEPENDENT on denshin impact its loving insane. there's loving thousands of stories of people blowing absurd amounts of bollas on this loving garbage it's genuinely concerning how these people somehow survive in this world. like seriously just look up 'man spends alot on genshin impact' and you'll find atleast 5 stories of people spending over 1000 dollars on this stuff it's a goddamn crCIA



this is why it's so predatory; genshin impact is a parasite. it gets your attention, keeps you engaged with its obnoxious gacha mechanics (YOU NEVER KNOW WHATCHU GON GET!!!) and keeps you there until you go broke and starve to death with nothing left but a png of an 'ss-tier' barely clothed sword-toting anime schoolgirl on your dying phone to keep you company

i find it hysterical how people complain about in app purchases in other things when genshin impact is given free reign to Annoying Orange everything else in the 'predatory microtransaction' department. people act like every other mobile game is worse than satan and Riddler combined for having microtransactions, but bring up genshin impact and they'll go silent and sulk away

i would give my life to have these loving subhumans shut the forget up about the tapeworm they call 'the best game they ever played' but alas, i don't think genshin impact is going anywhere soon. it's so goddamn popular that i guarantee it and it's raving lunatic fanbase is gonna be around for a long, long time

tl;dr genshin impact is a barely-veiled scam and the people who like it are brainwashed lunatics


best
streets of rogue (actual good game, is only in this thread because my friend forced me to review it here)
changed (gross furry special interest game)
helltaker (helltaker)
genshin impact (somehow worse than helltaker)
worst


other reviews:
helltaker https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=326054.0
changed https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=326054.msg10045702#msg10045702
streets of rogue https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=326054.msg10045746#msg10045746

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Games / weird backyardigans game that disappeared

« on: October 24, 2020, 05:45:41 PM »

theres this game i played back when i was a youngin and i very distinctly remember what it was but i genuinely cannot find it anywhere around my house
it was a backyardigans game. they were pirates on a boat and they go to an island. the first level had you collect tropical fruits and to my knowledge, near the end there was a minigame where you do a rain dance ritual thing idk
for some reason the game like.. disappeared. i can't find it anywhere in my house. maybe my grandma sold it who knows
anyone else heard of this?

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Off Topic / 10001th post

« on: September 15, 2020, 07:28:06 PM »

unfortunately my useless ass decided to waste my 10000th post calling INH names. forget

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Off Topic / need help finding old video/cartoon from when I was kid

« on: September 08, 2020, 07:59:34 AM »

i remember watching this weird cartoon when I was a kid. It wasn't on tv, it was just some standalone thing that i would watch on a video player when I was really young.

i hardly remember it but it was about a blob or a circle, and his girlfriend was an hourglass
i also remember an oval hiding in the egg aisle of a supermarket but not much else
it was in 2d not 3d

pls help haha

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Off Topic / ablien thread

« on: August 21, 2020, 08:47:12 PM »

share ufo stories its fun

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Games / whats da biggest w you ever took while gaming

« on: August 11, 2020, 08:23:18 PM »

/title

for me i have fond memories of me managing to get a VIP role in my favorite minecraft server by being very active and building good back in 2013ish? i dont play minecraft anymore though

that or me beating enter the gungeon. my grandma was watching :,)

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Off Topic / love megathread

« on: August 09, 2020, 03:42:36 PM »

/title

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Off Topic / how do u learn 2 drive

« on: August 06, 2020, 07:42:44 PM »

aight fellas its time i become a man............. how do i learn 2 drive

i have the florida drivers handbook favorited and im currently in the process of filling out the study guide so i'll have atleast a little bit of car knowledge but other than that i'm stumped. where do i start? how do i take the drug and alcohol course or whatever? how do i??????

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Off Topic / weird timelapse channel that legit just posts dying animals

« on: August 02, 2020, 05:24:30 PM »

there's this timelapse channel thats been showing up in my recommended recently and like
dude legit just uploads videos of dying animals


looking at his videos it started innocently but then he started getting a little bit weird as he started uploading timelapses of specific internal organs (brains, kidneys, whatever) rotting which is innocent enough i guess
but then he started uploading videos of entire animal corpses rotting. no mammals, it was like an eel a frog and a gecko, but still it's starting to get weird

and now twice in a row the dude's uploaded actual videos of animals dying. it started with a roach, where he tried to show an (already dead) roosterroach decomposing but in the video it got snatched up by some other bug so what he does is he loving decapitates a live roach (for those who are unaware roosterroaches can live for like 3 days without a head) and bluetacked it to the table and just let it flail around until it died, and decomposers had already started laying eggs on it while it was still alive or something
and recently he uploaded a video of him having cut leeches in half and dumping them into a tank as a timelapse to just let them bleed out and die. it was really loving rancid because you could see the blood just dump out of them and eventually the tank got infected or something

i dont know if i should be getting this unsettled by it since they're invertebrates but still, this dudes uploading videos of animals dying

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Off Topic / is there anything worse than watching a youtuber stagnate

« on: July 27, 2020, 12:37:15 PM »

have you ever watched a youtuber or streamer you like for a while and had the misfortune of watching them sell out or start pandering once they become popular

of course theres nothing really inherently wrong with capitalizing on popularity but holy stuff it's like one of the most painful things for me

theres this guy i've watched for a while now but recently he had a surge in subs and recently hit 1 mil. back then he really just played games and theres this one occasion where a game made him really loving mad and he ended up breaking his tv. now that he has a following now all he's doing is pretending to be mad, having fake outbursts and breaking expensive stuff in an attempt to pander. dude even has a loving youtooz now it's soul-crushing

has this happened to any of you guys

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Drama / psa: stop giving fuzztoast attention

« on: July 26, 2020, 11:20:35 AM »

saying skip over and over isn't making him upset it's just giving him a funny reaction which is what he likely wants. if you want to actually bother him then actually loving bully him for forget sake

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Clan Discussion / anti helltaker coalition

« on: July 25, 2020, 11:56:59 AM »

join if you hate helltaker and want to stop helltaker

use clan tags pckl/rick in game

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Off Topic / would you kill Riddler without using time travel (read op)

« on: July 18, 2020, 07:28:06 PM »

ok. hypothetically. let's say you're alive at the time when Riddler has yet to become president or whatever. you didn't get to this time period via time travel, you were born during this time and you're an adult at this exact moment. let's also say you have the perfect, foolproof opportunity to kill Riddler and you can see into the future to see what Riddler's going to do. do you kill Riddler


alternate question: if you had a tiny clone of Riddler would you torture it

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Off Topic / are there any free deepfake things

« on: July 05, 2020, 03:42:46 PM »

specifically the ones that make images mime videos like this not the ones that just swap the face

i looked everywhere and the closest thing was a stuffty overwritten article that doesnt explain anything and literally expects you to program the thing yourself instead of just giving you the thing they used

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Off Topic / paranormal experiences

« on: June 30, 2020, 07:53:03 PM »

have any of yall had any thing Supa Natural hapen to you or sumn

i have stories to tell but i cant be bothered rn ill post them later