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« on: August 22, 2016, 08:06:54 PM »
We had hot tomales today and I held everything in.
First, I ate my food. It took about 10 minutes before farts came in.
I came onto the toilet like I have a boner at a dinner table and... Annoying Orangeet farts came out.
I co-ordinated my farts to sound kind of like the underground hallow theme from memory but eventually the farts launched stuff pellets.
The last fart I had, i could not control. Then comes the storm.
I stuff out stuff pellet hail onto the toilet, with liquid stuff rain, and fart lightning.
My stomach was killing me while I was thinking about posting this.
Solid stuff comes out and ruptures my starfish before softer stuff comes out. A long coiled snake of turd came out of my starfish as I had already felt like I had lost half my body weight.
The coiled snake had eyes from the corn I ate. It only surfaced there on that snake.
After the snake had came out, my bladder was finished being pushed so I let out a firehouse of piss into the water and getting so piss-water splashed on my richard.
My cat came near the door, smelled stuff, and then clawed at it before running off to his girlfriend and best friend puppy, Laber (A black lab) I presume.
Then, lincon logs of stuff came out of my ass in droves. I had 6 lincon logs come out before my ass let out some sharts and earthworm stuffs and one small ball before I got off.
I feel 200 pounds smaller now. My fat belly now is gone and it makes me look anorexic (I'm already thin.)
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