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Off Topic / discord mod megathread
« on: September 18, 2020, 04:30:05 PM »
discuss all things discord and prison related here

rules:
you must be a discord moderator.
your server must have at least 100 members and 3 active members.
you must remove everything and everyone that contradicts your opinions and beliefs.
you have no job and spend all day watching people's conversations to make sure they don't speak the wrong language.
at least 2 rape accusations have been made against you
if you do not apply to any of the above, you are not allowed in this thread.

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Off Topic / happy birthday badspot
« on: September 09, 2020, 12:47:46 PM »
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=2
We, Blockland Forums, submit a toast to Eric Hartman for successfully managing to live past 20 years. Congratulations, Eric, enjoy your cake.

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Off Topic / hobby discussion thread
« on: July 09, 2020, 03:09:04 PM »
to deviate from the piss battles and american politics, i would like to present the hobby discussion thread. there will be a distinct lack of arguing and stuff-flinging.

so i've finally reached 30 cds in my cd collection, and in one of those 30 cds is a release ive been excited to get my hands on for a while (see below). im eyeing a couple more but i'd say im pretty well-off at the moment.

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Off Topic / [News] Politic
« on: July 01, 2020, 08:07:40 PM »
Currently, the Donald Annoying Orange and riot and the United States of Americum cop police Police Cop Man kill black donald Annoying Orange Joe Biden hmmm gay
wojak

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Off Topic / GOD I loving HATE YOU forget YOU GO forget YOURSELF
« on: June 30, 2020, 06:22:38 PM »
forget YOU YOU UGLY PIECE OF stuff I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR SUCK MY GODDAMN richard IT LOOKS LIKE ITS loving CAMOUFLAGE I DONT THINK YOU WANNA SUCK THAT NO YOU DONT THATS WHY IM TELLING YOU TO SUCK IT BECAUSE I HATE YOUR STUPID GUTS YOURE richard MAY BE BIGGER BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THE ABILITY TO GET LAID BECAUSE YOU CANT loving FIT IT IN BEFORE THE GIRL DIVIDES BY 2 GOD WHY WONT YOU SHUT THE forget UP YOU JUST DONT GET IT WHY CANT YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR loving THIN-ASS SKULL I COULD CRACK IT LIKE AN EGG JUST BY PATTING YOU ON THE HEAD THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED YOU INSUFFERABLE loving PRICK I DONT KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL BUT I AM loving FURIOUS I DOUBT YOU KNEW BECAUSE THE UMBILICAL CORD GOT TIED AROUND YOUR loving NECK WHEN YOU WERE A FETUS AND IT MADE THE OXYGEN TRYING TO GO TO THE BRAIN DO A FULL 180 AND GO DOWN TO YOUR FATASS loving BELLY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN HOW loving OBESE YOU ARE ITS FREAKISH IT COULD PROBABLY STOP A GODDAMN BULLET WHICH IS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I CAN USE YOU AS A SHIELD IN CASE IM BEING ROBBED JESUS CHRIST THE GRIME IN MY BELLY BUTTON HAS MORE WORTH THAN YOU OR ANYTHING YOUVE EVER PRODUCED IN YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE EVEN AN INSULT THROWN TOWARDS YOUR WAY BECAUSE THAT INSULT WOULD BECOME SELF AWARE AND FEEL IMMENSE SHAME AND GO INTO A STATE OF DEEP DEPRESSION WHY AM I STILL loving YELLING INTO YOUR GROSS ASS EARS YOURE TOO ZONED OUT THINKING ABOUT THE NEXT RETARDED FORUM REPLY YOU POST WHY DID I EVEN PRODUCE A THOUGHT THINKING THAT EVEN 3 NEURONS COULD FIRE IN YOUR GODDAMN BRAIN YOUR STUPIDITY IS BEGINNING TO INFECT ME AND IF IT INFECTED EVERYONE ELSE AND EVERYONE WAS AS STUPID AS YOU I WOULD ACTUALLY loving KILL MYSELF

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Off Topic / piss special interest megathread
« on: June 26, 2020, 11:39:52 PM »
he got the stuff and vomit, but he forgot about the most essential ingredient: piiisssss.
we will fix this. we will make things right. we will restore peace into the world.

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Off Topic / ‎‎‎‎‎
« on: June 22, 2020, 03:11:58 PM »

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Help / cant join stuff
« on: June 19, 2020, 11:29:28 AM »
for me, most servers' pings are ---. i know that that usually means they've stopped hosting, but i see them on the server list for longer than a server that just went down is on the server list. plus, i see my friends on blg join them and stay for a while. i know some other people are getting this issue, prolly to a much lesser extent. help i dont wanna play only bcs sports for the rest of my life

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Off Topic / give me all of your money
« on: June 14, 2020, 10:53:41 PM »
hey guys i would appreciate it if you all would hand me every last drop of your dollars thanks. i need to buy the new ps5 and some steam games and i dont know how many steam games so maybe if you all could give me $1000 each thank you. i just would like some of your guys' money please, preferably if it had your dna on it. i will buy the ps5 and some steam games and some games on gog maybe too. also if you would send me a sample of your pee too that would be great. if i dont use all of it by november then i'll give back the money to you if youve been fully made. your money will go to ps5 and games. thats all. thank you for your time and thank you for your money. i want your money. bye i love you

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Off Topic / virgin thread (virgins only)
« on: June 10, 2020, 04:10:20 PM »
you can only post on this topic if
1. you are christian
2. you are at least 6
4. you have never had love
5. you don't watch anime (the devil cartoon)
6. you never miss sunday school
7. you have never had a girlfriend/boyfriend
8. you are straight
9. if youre a lady, you have to post your home address
10. you give me $5 every time you argue in this thread
11. thank you

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Off Topic / The Thread
« on: June 04, 2020, 06:08:21 PM »
Welcome to The Thread. Please post Replies.

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Off Topic / calling all femboys
« on: May 13, 2020, 07:51:10 PM »
report to duty
man your fat asses, spread those cheeks, load the ammo
stand in uniform
nobody makes a peep
if i see even a stubble around those lips of yours, you go to the funny dungeon for 3 hours
i hope you got your rest for the night
put on your thigh socks, lock your chastity cage
make sure the camera is on, make sure your bad dragon carrots are cleaned and ready
now bounce
BOUNCE on that fat furry fox rooster
god bless the united states of femerica

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Gallery / Millionaire's Muilds
« on: May 05, 2020, 09:05:45 PM »


A topic dedicated to sharing my builds without clogging up the Gallery with
constant pics coming in at mach 10. More to come.




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Help / cant join mr. squidward's server
« on: April 28, 2020, 03:56:51 PM »
so usually im ballin', having a good time, tryna find a server to find, and i see this dude's server and i think to myself, "holy stuff, i want to join that server, i wanna build something!" then i look over to the right and i see the ping is ---. naturally, im disappointed, and i assume its just gone down. then i see in the bottom corner of my screen that a friend has just started playing on the server. what the forget? its up all the time with --- ping, and everyone else can join but i cant? is this some new form of discrimination against me? im a swell guy, why would i be discriminated against? so over the past few days ive been looking at the server list, hoping that that damn ping is something other than those three god forsaken hyphens. im in quite the pickle, can someone help get me out?


tl;dr i cant join someones server because its ping is --- but everyone else can

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