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Off Topic / calling all femboys
« on: May 13, 2020, 07:51:10 PM »
report to duty
man your fat asses, spread those cheeks, load the ammo
stand in uniform
nobody makes a peep
if i see even a stubble around those lips of yours, you go to the funny dungeon for 3 hours
i hope you got your rest for the night
put on your thigh socks, lock your chastity cage
make sure the camera is on, make sure your bad dragon carrots are cleaned and ready
now bounce
BOUNCE on that fat furry fox rooster
god bless the united states of femerica

Gallery / Billionaire's Builds
« on: May 05, 2020, 09:05:45 PM »

A topic dedicated to sharing my builds without clogging up the Gallery with
constant pics coming in at mach 10. More to come.

Help / cant join mr. squidward's server
« on: April 28, 2020, 03:56:51 PM »
so usually im ballin', having a good time, tryna find a server to find, and i see this dude's server and i think to myself, "holy stuff, i want to join that server, i wanna build something!" then i look over to the right and i see the ping is ---. naturally, im disappointed, and i assume its just gone down. then i see in the bottom corner of my screen that a friend has just started playing on the server. what the forget? its up all the time with --- ping, and everyone else can join but i cant? is this some new form of discrimination against me? im a swell guy, why would i be discriminated against? so over the past few days ive been looking at the server list, hoping that that damn ping is something other than those three god forsaken hyphens. im in quite the pickle, can someone help get me out?

tl;dr i cant join someones server because its ping is --- but everyone else can

Off Topic / Dairy Megathread
« on: April 27, 2020, 12:38:52 PM »
megathread for discussing all things dairy or white like dairy

Drama / soldier101 hates the chinese
« on: April 25, 2020, 07:19:17 PM »
King tony is directly quoting chinese history. I think we may have a Chinese mole in our blockland community.
you can see here he says "chinese mole," clearly being used in an insulting manner. why would he say it in an insulting manner? he hates chinese people.

Off Topic / whats the hottest pokemon
« on: April 24, 2020, 12:25:11 PM »
for centuries, we have pondered the question: what is the hottest, most forgetable pokemon? scientists have created theories, mixed chemicals and stuff, and did a bunch of nerd things. a question not even plato could make an answer for.

we, the blf, are a collection of some of the smartest, wisest, intelligentest men and/or women on this earth. only we can answer this question.

tell me, tell the world, what is the hottest pokemon?

Off Topic / good evening everybody
« on: April 22, 2020, 09:18:24 PM »
or morning if you loving suck

Forum Games / bohemian rhapsody by queenland forums
« on: February 25, 2020, 07:43:04 PM »
is this the real life

Off Topic / Hello Humangs.
« on: February 11, 2020, 04:34:55 PM »
We Comb In Peagce. We ongly winsh to restore BlonkLangds Formber Gnlory. We Will Finght Againgst The jewry that is the Nordincs. We gnwill Not harmng any Fellow Humangs, ongly the Nordincs. We understangd the Threangt, angd winsh to elimingnate It. Pleansge, fight on our Sigde. Thangk You, good Ninght.

- Alieng Race, Gurbleburble

Off Topic / whats your favorite planet
« on: January 29, 2020, 05:46:35 PM »
mine is saturn

Gallery / crucified santa
« on: December 01, 2019, 12:03:20 PM »

fat forget

Off Topic / scp wiki needs help
« on: November 17, 2019, 04:54:46 PM »

tl;dr russian cuck illegally registers illegitimate trademark for scp and forgets stuff up

Off Topic / أعتذر عن غيابي أيها الإخوة
« on: July 29, 2019, 08:32:56 PM »
لقد أظهرت طريق الله. انضم ، أيها الإخوة ، انضم إلينا من أجل الفداء ، وسنعمل على توجيه الآخرين نحو الطريق.

Forum Games / type your blf username then .com and post results
« on: May 05, 2019, 01:59:40 PM »

why is there a website dedicated to jackhammers and how long has it been running

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