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Drama / i lost my girlfriend

« on: September 26, 2013, 05:59:57 AM »

to not give away too much personal information, at one point doctors thought i might be terminal. i had an operation and she was there with me before and the last thing i heard from her was i love you. she said if there ever came a point when those were the last words she could say to me, she would say i love you

last night out of the blue she texts me "they're everywhere" and then "i love you" and then nothing. i think she relapsed into cutting on herself after two years clean and that means it was really bad. she expected she was going to die if she said i love you. i don't know what to do or say or how to handle this. i'm sorry off topic is my favorite blog

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Off Topic / How to deal with douchebag neighbor? UPDATE PAGE 5

« on: September 20, 2013, 11:51:36 PM »

to preface this, I have stuffty impulse control, so that's why i have to ask you guys about stuff because my decisions suck ass

So, my neighbor is a huge douchebag. He's this scrawny ass, 4'9, 80 pound guy, 16 years old, on the crew team for his prep school, so naturally he thinks he's some hot stuff. Recently he's been aggressively trying to take my girlfriend. Like expressing verbal desires for us to break up so he can have her when he thinks I can't hear. Well, long story short, we're getting engaged soon and I know she would never leave me, but I want this little stuff to back the forget off. I've already asked him nicely and he's threatened to fight me multiple times.

Now, this is literally THE ONLY OPTION I see for making him calm his stuff and stop. Normally, if he were remotely close to my size, I'd take him up on his offer. But I don't want to get in any trouble for hurting him because he's too smart to instigate. I'm also 6'2 and 195 pounds, fairly strong and a hockey player to boot. It would look stuffty because A, I'd be the one instigating because he would never throw first, and B, I'd probably hurt him even just grappling because he's a loving twig.

I went to his parents and explained the situation to them and that he was harassing my girlfriend (sent her richard pics even) and that I wished for him to stop. His dad couldn't give fewer stuffs, and said something like "if he gets her that means he's better than you" and it took all of my self restraint to not rip his head off. His mother was the same way. I don't know what to do because he technically didn't do anything wrong and his parents don't care about it and are almost proud of him for it. What should I do? My options are running out at this point and my impulse to smash his face on the curb when I see him walking home from the bus is getting harder to control

TL;DR girlfriend and I are getting engaged this winter, douchebag 16 year old neighbor somehow gets her number and starts texting her richard pics and trying to take her from me, parents don't care and kid wants to fight me but I'd probably hurt him, what do

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Games / Anyone here play NHL 14? (BL GM connected?)

« on: September 11, 2013, 08:39:33 PM »

Just wondering if anyone here plays/is planning on getting NHL 14. It's a huge improvement over 13, totally worth it in my opinion, and runs smooth as butter for me. I play on 360, if anyone wants to add me/play, my gamertag is BillsDeadNGone, I'm not too good but I'll play anyone in normal or HUT. PS my HUT players suck



but if you guys like hockey, definitely look at picking this up, miles better than 13, new collision engine for players so the hits don't suck, new puck physics, less glitch goals, and Marty is on the cover. Yeah get it now if you like hockey.

PS if we get three more people besides myself we could make a GM connected, like an online league all for ourselves, just saying. I don't really care if they're forumers or not.

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Off Topic / I wrote a poem today

« on: September 05, 2013, 10:02:19 PM »

it's kind of based off of some thoughts I had after hearing a song
that and I felt like stuff
but anyways yeah, here we go

The gleam of her hair
Flaxen, quite yellow
Is casting a spell over me
And the room seems to mellow

I walk up beside her
And feel the beat of her heart
I can’t ever imagine us
Drifting apart

A scene plays out
Inside my brain
Of walking and talking
And kissing in the rain

The way that she smiles
When I say something dumb
Makes me feel like I’m flying
And my brain feels so numb

This morning I came in
To feel her heartbeat again
But her heart had stopped
No one could say when

The one girl in my life
The one I adored
I met her at work
In the hospice ward

Rate X/10, I'm trying to get better at writing but I've hit a "brick wall" of sorts.

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Off Topic / Dark Humor/Jokes

« on: August 07, 2013, 04:20:38 AM »

Hey guys, I'm in the mood for some horrible, tribal, and generally offensive jokes, post 'em here, make me laugh
I'll start with some

Why are all black people afraid of sleeping?
The last time one had a dream, he got shot

What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
boy scouts come home from camp

what's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa goes down the chimney

How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
30, two in front, two in back, 26 in the ash tray.

Post more, as horrible as they get, I love some dark humor

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Games / Hey guys, help me fix my fallout 3 GOTY edition

« on: August 03, 2013, 03:27:50 PM »

so I've tried every goddamn fix in the book and my fallout 3 goty still refuses to launch. after I click play on the launcher, a little window pops up, in the corner, immediately turns grey and "fallout3.exe has stopped working" comes up. I disabled the into movie, I changed bUseThreadedAI to 1 and limited the game to two cores and installed that dll stuff that supposedly makes it work, but it still refuses to work. I think it doesn't like my video card, but I'm not sure.

OS: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
RAM: 6 gb
Processor: AMD Phenom II x4
Video card: Sapphire Radeon HD 7870

I think that's all you need to know, the copy of my game is from steam btw. I'm not sure what to do now, considering it's pissing me off and I was really excited to play it again after getting it from the sale. Does anyone know any possible way on earth to get this to work?

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Off Topic / Do you guys ever feel like jumping on plants?

« on: July 22, 2013, 09:13:53 PM »

because I sure do after watching this

discuss this idiocy

if this is gross stuff I'll remove it, wasn't that gross to me though

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Off Topic / How do you enjoy your titties

« on: July 18, 2013, 10:08:27 PM »

Help me enjoy titties guys, how do I prepare them? Recipes appreciated<3

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Off Topic / Blockland Writes! Megathread wooo (final attempt Broes)

« on: July 17, 2013, 10:43:43 PM »

Tough stuff happens, I write, rate x/10 if you care, yeah, and post your own stuff too.

Untitled

We play in the grass
Sharing our skittles
Then we eat and we eat
Scouring for vittles

She floats above the ground
Higher and higher
But the more often it happens
Her need grows more dire

We wrestle and rage
But no matter how much we fight
She say, calm down baby
Things are alright

I can stop if I want
She'll always say
I tell her it's that mindset
That will kill her some day

We toast s'mores by night
We build a big fire
We tell scary stories
We play in the mire

She tells me it's okay
The doll on the shelf
She's afraid of shots
Unless she injects them herself

Today will be better
Happy second birthday!
Two years clean!
She turns away

Crying, she shows me
The tracks on her arm
She told me she could stop
It wouldn't do her harm

She threw out the coin
It said "Two years clean"
She's my porcelain doll
She doesn't like being seen

I take away her skittles
We cut the grass in the yard
I tell her no more shots
But it's proving far too hard

My doll is in danger
Of cracking straight through
And every day this doll tells me
I love you


Rate x/10, guys, this stuff hit me hard to write and I'd like some feedback.

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Off Topic / Thoughts on getting engaged younger?

« on: July 15, 2013, 09:14:31 PM »

I've been with this girl for what will have been three years this winter, and we've been through a whole lot together, and we're planning on getting engaged in the winter. We've been through the worst of the worst and come out stronger from it, and we can't see ourselves ever breaking up, and we'd like to be engaged now, despite the fact it's a little early, and then be married later on, when we're more financially stable. She's taken such good care of me this whole time, and I love her with all my heart, and she loves me the same. I'm also fulfilling an obligation to my great aunt in doing so, on her deathbed a few years ago, she took off her wedding ring and told me to give it to the right girl, and after talking about it with my girlfriend extensively, we think this is it. Is there any real disadvantage of this? What are your thoughts, guys? Is it too early? We'll both be legal adults when it happens, BTW.

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Off Topic / Ilya Kovalchuk Retires from NHL

« on: July 13, 2013, 12:30:28 PM »

http://www.nj.com/devils/index.ssf/2013/07/ilya_kovalchuk_leaves_devils_in_shock_after_retiring_from_nhl.html
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/devils/2013/07/11/ilya-kovalchuk-announces-retirement-new-jersey-devils/2509857/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capitals-insider/wp/2013/07/11/adam-oates-ilya-kovalchuks-retirement-sad-for-the-league/

I know there are a few other Devils fans on these forums, well we're forgeted unless we sign Damien Brunner, this sucks and we don't even get our first round pick back, he left 12 years on his contract and $77 MILLION. I know he wanted to be in Russia but he should've finished out his contract, he committed to the contract.

Discuss this bullstuff

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Off Topic / GUYS, JESUS CHRIST IS MY brother

« on: July 10, 2013, 10:32:15 PM »

Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJA
discuss the beauty of this video

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Off Topic / I've been slowly going insane and I need help

« on: May 31, 2013, 09:04:07 PM »

Please don't come into this topic to accuse me of being an attention whore or a liar, thank you gentlemen.

I don't know if this is the proper place to post this, but I've realized I've been slowly descending into insanity for as long as I can remember, and I need help really bad. It started when I was really young, and I'd have nightmares of people with long fingers and big dogs. I got really scared all the time and wouldn't want to ever leave my bed because they were hiding under there waiting to get me, and I would see them moving around in the darkness, crawling to my bedside, speaking in something I can only describe as similar to parseltongue from Harry Potter but I hadn't seen the movies then so I didn't know what that was

fast forward to a few years ago and I started hearing voices. they promised to tell me all the secrets there were to know. I fought them every single day. I became really depressed because it took so much effort to fight them. one day I decided to die. it didn't work.

I wake up most nights now thinking I'm covered in spiders and they feel real and I see them but then they go back into my pores and I'm full of them inside. I don't know what to do about them. I want to die a lot. it never works. I won't try again, it's too disappointing

How can I get help? I need help. therapy does nothing and medicine makes it worse

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Games / Guys, let's get Brodeur on the cover of NHL 14

« on: May 21, 2013, 02:25:02 PM »

 If anyone's been following the cover vote for NHL 14, we're down to four candidates from sixteen; from the New Jersey Devils, Martin Brodeur is running against Pavel Datsyuk of the Detroit Red Wings, and John Tavares of the New York Islanders against Sergei Bobrovsky of the Columbus Blue Jackets.

Point is, Marty Brodeur is one of the best goaltenders the NHL has ever seen. He's retiring very soon, and it's been forever since a goaltender has made the cover of an NHL game, and nobody's more worthy of being on that cover than Marty Brodeur.

Please take a moment of your time, tweet #NHL14BRODEUR (counts as two votes!) or go to http://covervote.nhl.com/#/ballot and cast a vote, this means a lot to me, and I'm sure it means a lot to our other resident Devils fans

If you needed any more reason to vote, have a video of marty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMRkYe5XGF4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Off Topic / I've been barely active for three months, catch me up

« on: May 18, 2013, 03:37:27 PM »

So I've been barely active here anymore because of school and work and stuff like that, and knowing these forums, something has gone on in the few months I haven't really been on, so tell me, what important-ish things went on?