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Games / Looking for an online racing game.

« on: May 31, 2014, 10:35:08 AM »

This is something that I have been trying to find for a while now.  What are some enjoyable, PC racing games that play similarly to games such as Mario Kart or Crash Team Racing?  Online play is preferred but not required.

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Games / Resident evil 4 is coming to Steam - Out now!

« on: January 24, 2014, 07:03:10 PM »

CLICK ME^

It's finally happening, what many people think is the best Resident Evil game ever made is finally coming to Steam.
With improved HD graphics and full keyboard support, this looks to be one of my favorite game remakes this year.

Images

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Games / Help me buy my last video game I buy until next year.

« on: August 31, 2013, 08:50:16 PM »

So due to reasons I will be losing my internet connection on Monday morning, I have $20 that I can use to buy games that can be played offline.  Help me please.

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Games / Friend's Resident Evil 5 save data lost.

« on: January 03, 2013, 05:14:22 AM »

So during the Steam sales I got Resident Evil 5 for myself and a friend.  Since it had been a while since I had forgeted with Games for Windows Live, I had forgotten how to change your gamertag, so he had to use one of the default names until one of us figured it out.  I remembered how to do it and told him.  After changing his name, we decided to continue our playthrough, only to find out that his save file was gone due to it being tied to your gamertag and not the account itself.  He's unable to change back to his old name because Microsoft is a bunch of money whoring forgets that wont let you change your name after the first time with buying 800 Microsoft points.  Is there any way to get his save data back without playing through all the way back to chapter 4-2?

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Games / Pokemon: Black and Blue

« on: October 08, 2012, 05:45:29 PM »

http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/
Because they just wont give the forget up.

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Forum Games / Mariofan's dungeon adventure!

« on: May 17, 2012, 05:32:15 PM »

In a similar style to "roll to dodge" I bring you!

How to play!
You and your partner (another forum member) will be placed in a dungeon scenario, and you will be given a certain objective. Now here's the catch, for nearly every action you make, a die will determine the outcome.
The numbers on the six sided die are marked as such...
1) Epic fail
2) Kinda fail
3) Kinda success
4) Success
5) Perfect success
6) Overshot

For example:

Jack want to attack a skeleton with his sword!

5 would land a critical strike on the skeleton, dealing a large amount of damage

1 would cause him to miss

6 would cause him to have his sword fly out of his hands, possibly hitting another monster, or his friend!

3 would cause a grazing hit, dealing a very small amount of damage


This game will use the declare system. You declare your move, then when everyone's move has been declared, they are all taken, the die is rolled, and results are decided.
-I will not post results of the actions until everyone has taken their turn


-Other minor actions may be used with your major action (look around, talk, ect)
-Observing your surrounding will not be effected by the die
-Talking to partners will not be effected by the die

You may post almost any action you desire
-If you want to attempt to harness the power to fly or spontaneously grow a third arm, you can do so.
-You may not god-mod and ruin the fun for everyone, however.

You may kill or be killed by your partner or your actions
-Be weary of what you do, if you attempt to kill your partner early in the game and succeed, the results can have devastating effects
-Attempting to do something stupid can lead to a very funny death

Certain events can affect your next roll
-If you do something with perfect success there may be a chance your roll, or everyone's roll, can be increased by +X amount, or be predetermined
-The same can be applied if you have an epic failure, only your roll will have -X amount
-If a certain action has an effectiveness on a body part, then any action requiring that body part will be effected (Tim's arms are broken, -3 to any action used by his arms)
-The same can have positive attributes
-Trying to use spells and weapons that don't match up with  your starting set will have a -2 mutator.  As well, using scrolls has a +1 mutator.
So trying to heal as a Mage isn't always the smartest idea.

Rules
Only (2) people may play at a time.
-This is based on a first come first served basis
-If you did not make it in time, I can still add you to the waiting list
-I would like to keep this game moving, so you will have 2 days max to take your turn or you will become braindead and your partner must leave you behind..
-No posting actions unless you are playing
-No godmodding

Classes

The class you pick can have multiple effects on your game, including the weapons you can use without penalty, spells you can cast, and armor you may wear.  All classes have 100 HP, this can be affected by enchanted gear as well as buffs or debuffs

Warrior
Can use up to plate armor
Can use swords, maces, axes, and daggers
Can use two handed weapons
Starts with: Beginners chain armor (+2 defense), Beginners chain helmet (+1 defense), Wooden Sword(+1 attack)

Archer
Can use up to leather armor
Can use bows and daggers
Can use two handed weapons
Starts with: Training bow (+1 attack), Rangers training hood (+1 defense),
Leather shirt of worthlessness (+1 defense), 50 arrows

Rogue
Can use up to leather armor
Can use daggers and weapon poison
Can not use two handed weapons
Can dual wield
Can stealth when not in combat
Starts with: Iron dagger (+1 attack) Leather shirt of worthlessness (+1 defense)
Bottle of garden spider vemon x2 (+1 attack to applied weapon, lasts for 3 attacks)

Mage
Can use cloth armor only
Can use Staves and daggers
Can use two handed weapons
Needs a staff or a scroll to cast spells
Starts with: Wooden staff (+50 mana +5 mana regen per turn) Linen robe of nothing (+0 defense) Minor fireball (15 damage, 10 mana) Weak ice bolt (5 damage, 3 mana)

Priest
Can use cloth armor only
Can use staves and daggers
Can use two handed weapons
Needs a staff or a scroll to cast spells
Starts with: Wooden staff (+50 mana +5 mana regen per turn) Linen robe of nothing (+0 defense) Weak heal (+10 health, 10 mana) Small holy bolt (5 damage every turn for 2 turns, 10 mana)

More will be added later...


Character sheet
To join the game, all you have to do is fill this list with the proper info.

Character name:
Class:
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Accuracy:
Wisdom:
Endurance:

The six stats above can have up to 10 points spread between them and have a chance of modifying the die in your favor, depending on the action taking place.

Extra info
Any weapon with the Heavy, long, or large modifier are two handed weapons
All staves are two handed
Weapons add their attack to any hit this will also be your damage output in a grazing hit
This game can be VERY cruel, it's meant to be similar to a rougelike
Scrolls can be used by any class, but they can fail with even worse consequences than a player cast spell
The +1 modifier from a scroll can only be used by caster classes

Playing
Character name: Lancelot

Class: Archer
Strength: 2
Speed: 2
Agility: 1
Accuracy: 3
Wisdom: 0
Endurance: 2

Inventory:
Head: Rangers training hood: +1 defense
Body: Leather shirt of worthlessness: +1 defense
Pants: None
Shoes: none
Weapon: Training bow: +1 attack
Ring 1: None
Ring 2: None
Amulet: None
Arrows: 40
Explosive arrows: 9

Character name: Jack Golem
Class: Rogue
Strength: 1
Speed: 3
Agility: 2
Accuracy: 1
Wisdom: 1
Endurance: 2

Inventory:
Head: None
Body: Leather shirt of worthlessness: +1 defense
Pants: None
Shoes: None
Weapon: Iron Dagger: +1 attack
Ring 1: None
Ring 2: None
Amulet: None

Waiting
Character name: Vantas Vardet
Class: Mage
Strength: 1
Speed: 1
Agility: 2
Accuracy: 2
Wisdom: 2
Endurance: 2

Character name: Drakus
Class: Mage
Strength: 1
Speed: 1
Agility: 2
Accuracy: 2
Wisdom: 3
Endurance: 1

Character Name; Archbishop Landgren
Class; Priest
Strength; 0
Speed; 1
Agility; 0
Accuracy; 2
Wisdom; 3
Endurance; 3

Character name: Darx Ledger
Class:Rogue
Strength:2
Speed:2
Agility:2
Accuracy:2
Wisdom:1
Endurance:1

Graveyard
Empty (This wont last long)

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Off Topic / Need to get a new computer, which of these would be best for gaming?

« on: May 07, 2012, 09:10:52 AM »

Recently, the motherboard for my computer died, we're going to be getting a new one, and we've decided on one of these.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Acer-AM3470G-UW10P-Desktop-PC-with-AMD-Quad-Core-A6-3620-Accelerated-Processor-4GB-Memory-500GB-Hard-Drive-and-Windows-7-Home-Premium-Monitor-Not-I/19714387
or
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Acer-Black-eMachines-EL1360G-UW11P-Desktop-PC-with-AMD-Dual-Core-E-300-Processor-4GB-Memory-500GB-Hard-Drive-and-Windows-7-Home-Premium-Monitor-Not/19714390
While not perfect for it, the one we buy will mostly be used for gaming, which of them would be best for it?

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Forum Games / The Oregon trail! The forum's journey to Oregon.

« on: April 26, 2012, 01:27:22 PM »

The Blockland forums users need to get to Oregon in search of a better life!  We have purchased a wagon and are planning our journey to Oregon.  We must travel and work together in order reach our destination alive!


The goal is simple, five people must reach Oregon before winter as they brave harsh mountains, deep rivers, and vast amounts of dysentery.
The rules are simple.
1. Five players may join the party for the trip to Oregon
2. One player may opt to be the party leader.  This person will be in charge of keeping the wagon and it's members alive and well.
3. Causing deaths on purpose is a quick way to get blacklisted from party leader
4.If multiple people sign up for party leader, the first one to ask for it will be the leader.  The others will be placed in the wagon if there is room.
5.If nobody signs up for leader, a random follower will be chosen with a random occupation and supplies
6. I will only accept decisions from the party members.  Party leader will get priority over the party member's decisions.


Information needed for signing up as a party leader
Occupations


Buying supplies


Meal portions


Pace


Party leaders may leave for Oregon on March, April, May, June, July, or August

To apply for the journey fill out the information below
Name(In-game, not your forum name):
Be party leader?:
(Party leader only)What Occupation?:
(Party leader only)What pace will your wagon be moving?:
(Party leader only)How large will your meal portions be?:
(Party leader only)What month will you be leaving?:
(Party leader only)How much will you buy of each item?:

Currently playing:
Colten-Leader(Pixel)
Jack Price(Mega-Bear)
Andy Doodler(?)
Jack Golem(masterockets)

Graveyard:
Arnold Field(paulcall)

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Off Topic / My computer is losing memory rapidly, I think it might be caused by a virus!

« on: January 16, 2012, 10:00:01 PM »

10:33 PM - Crashinator08: I think my computer may have picked up a virus
10:33 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: whydya think that?
10:33 PM - Crashinator08: It's just acting weird
10:34 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: buy a new one you goddamn cheapskate
10:34 PM - Crashinator08: Give me some goddamn money so I can
10:34 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: ...
10:34 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: okay.
10:35 PM - Crashinator08: The C: drive is losing memory
10:35 PM - Crashinator08: At one point it had 1 gb
10:35 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: k
10:35 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: bye
10:35 PM - Crashinator08: Then I get a low memory warning
10:35 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: lolno
10:35 PM - Crashinator08: And then 100mb
10:36 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: antivirus?
10:36 PM - Crashinator08: I think this is a virus
10:36 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: I mean
10:36 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: Which antivirus are ya running if you have one
10:36 PM - Crashinator08: I just cleaned over 1gb of crap from my computer
10:37 PM - Crashinator08: It stayed that way for a minute
10:37 PM - Crashinator08: now back to 300 mb
10:37 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: Dr Sandvich˝: I mean
Dr Sandvich˝: Which antivirus are ya running if you have one
10:38 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: It's eating YOUR memory, too.
10:38 PM - Crashinator08: AVG
10:38 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: ohokay
10:38 PM - Crashinator08: The forget? The stupid antivirus just shut down randomly
10:39 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: the virus did it
10:39 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: ... I hope not
10:39 PM - Crashinator08: No space at all now
10:39 PM - Crashinator08: It honestly just says
10:39 PM - Crashinator08: 0 bytes
10:40 PM - Dr Sandvich˝: stuff.
10:40 PM - Crashinator08: I dont know what I'm going to do

This is basically what's going on.  I have no idea what I should do.  What ever is causing this has chewed through over 3 Gigabytes of free space in less than an hour.  My C: drive is showing that it has 0 bytes of free space and I cant think of any way to get rid of this. Help?

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Off Topic / Cat starting to piss me off. What do?

« on: January 07, 2012, 07:48:34 AM »

Oh look, the third topic I have made over the same loving cat.

This time, It's because this little monster apparently hates me.  Every time I get a new set of headphones.  She will destroy them in one way or another.  I've lost them because she would chew the cord when I wasn't looking and go through it, or she would fight with it and tear a few wires to the point that one or both of the ear pieces would stop giving sound.  Last night she finished off the best set yet.  It had sound cancelling ear pieces that prevented my friends from hearing an echo when they speak and prevent them from hearing whatever I might be doing on my computer.  The sound quality was wonderful and I could hear stuff that I never would have heard otherwise.  I didn't even have this set for a week before she started charging around the room and knocked them to the floor, where they were crushed by my mom who didn't notice them and backed her chair onto it.  Now I've lost a $40 set of headphones that my grandma got for me and I'm too pissed at my cat to even want to look at her.  What should I do?
EDIT: I should also note that this is the fourth pair I've lost to her

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Games / Holding a drawing for 1 $10 or less steam game.

« on: December 27, 2011, 08:26:30 PM »

You read that topic title right! I am going to hold a contest for a $10 steam game of the winners choice.  Post in this topic to enter and I will announce the winner at 9:30 pm EST tomorrow.
Entered:
Jaydee
Proog
Fireboy
Mega-Bear
masterrockets
Dnitro
Cybertails1998
16-Bit
Tom Gunn
dkamm65
DracoSoul
Uncle Bengs
Private Mcdoggy
Star9578
FFSO
?
Flush535
paulcall
ATKitton
Zuero
Dj Smash
Hiiro326
Crazy Salt
Volx
Morpheus
Donro98
Shortcut
shafin25
TwenteFreak
Woolys
WALDO
Joltarn
Coolio
Orion
Dissolve
kake
Spartan923
MonkeyFunkyMonkey
Regulith
Shell
Unwritten Calender
Skip
uno_da_cat
Fredulus
Feep
Sunthiel
Count
Tylale
popman98
Big Brother
MrLoL
Shadowed999
Wehrmacht
Legodude77
Valen
okiver
Travis [bob36455]
Nasoa
Oasis
Freeze
DaSord213
RNH
Munkey
Racerboy
Tango
Mikoyan
Kazami
KadeBL_ID12958
Tomcat
Aide33
xxjpxx
fred da kiko
Muzzles56
Mega-Bear
Kochieboy
Tokthree
Zenthrox
zeros_bro
kinko
John Freeman
Tikitai
KoopaScooper
Slayerz99
kakashi11
Teslacoil
Barred:
Quarktastic

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Drama / T3HZ3N0N - loveist and an starfish

« on: November 22, 2011, 11:25:41 PM »

Oh boy, who saw this coming?  If you saw the "Am I the only one who finds Lizzyrascal annoying?" topic you will know why I made this thread.  He come in and starts stuffting on everything after Lizzy said she was sorry and would fix her behavior.  He even really overdid it when he came in and proceeded to call those that defended her whiteknights and morons.  Before this he has acted like a stuff but not as badly as this.

If you have arthritis, then should'nt you know... uh, spend your entire life trying to get rid of it and not posting on these forums?


Seriously, go away, no one has ever liked you. I am speaking the truth. If anyone likes you; they are:

1. Attention whoring
2. White knighting
3. child enthusiasts
4. Being lord tony (ie all 3.)

But seriously, your stuff is getting annoying, why should we treat you as if your a goddess? Don't give me that stuff like "lol i was only kidding". No. You weren't. Your attention whoring and it has to stop.

Okay, that's kinda pushing it. Lizzy hasn't being like that. Sure, she has enjoyed the limelight she's gotten by male forumers, but she hasn't been some sort of goddess. She's a typical young forumer.

2. White knighting

k.

I'll just back away slowly and let you morons do something stupid to prove that i was wrong all along and Lizzy isn't attention whoring.

Sorry for the DP, but, Not everyone on here is a regular, and when people say "who are you" it really pisses some people off.

Also, go learn what a whiteknight is.

Gender:   Female

Herewegoagain.png

I am a forumer, blocklander, gamer, human, player, and my name is Charlie "Zenon" Quake. now the question is, who are you?

go.

crappy 4chan clone

Rich Asian bastard playing a block building game full of gay/furries/bronies/immature people?

Nope.

And this.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=176306.msg4555300#msg4555300

Isn't this rule 5 and 6? He's just stating over and over again that hes not a rich bastard anymore yet stating that its he has 32k saved up.

Oh please.

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Off Topic / Just had to give my kitten a bath (I feel like an ass)

« on: November 18, 2011, 02:55:28 PM »

Well, I just finished washing my poor little kitten a bath.  Now, before any of you start flaming me for animal abuse, let me explain something.  She has been covered in fleas since the day we adopted her.  We have tried flea powder and it failed, since we couldn't think of anything else we called the vet hoping we could avoid giving her a flea bath.  He couldn't think of anything and said that a flea bath is our only option for this.  So, about 20 minutes ago, I filled the sink with warm water and took her over to it.  As soon as she saw the water, she freaked out and started crying at me to try and get me to stop.  Now, the fleas are hopefully dying, my cat is trying to finish drying herself off while throwing mean looks at me, and I feel like an ass for having to do that to my cat.
What should I do?

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Games / Stealth Bastard - Cameras! Death! Robots! Lasers! All in one game!

« on: November 11, 2011, 12:13:54 PM »

ABOUT
Shameless copy-paste from website.
Stealth games are awesome. Hiding from The Man, skulking in shadows, the thrill of the unseen infiltration. But why do they have to be so... slow?

Introducing Stealth Bastard: stealth, with a great big kick up the arse. A fast-paced, frenetic, one-step-away-from-chunky-death melange of sneaking, platforming, hacking and cursing. A whole lot of fun. It's like Metal Gear Solid and Super Meat Boy had a baby out of wedlock. Semi-literally.

Jump, sneak, and be horribly dismembered through 28 levels hand-crafted by our crack team of in-house design geniuses, some of the same folk behind the critically-acclaimed Fluidity/Hydroventure, and the retro-styled PSN platformer Explodemon!.

And once you're done with those? Fear not - Stealth Bastard includes a FULL in-game level editor - the same we used to create the bundled levels - and even allows you to share, play and rate the community's creations from across the world.

And if you thought that was cool, we've not even got to the best bit yet: Stealth Bastard is free. Not 'freemium'. Completely free.

Endless fun. Zero cost. What are you waiting for?

FEATURES
Hide in the shadows with a real-time shadowing system!
Evade a wide range of eagle-eyed lethal robotic foes!
Hack your way to the exit... and to the next challenge!
Squeeze through doorways mere seconds before you're sliced into pieces!
Die in a variety of gruesome, cruel ways!
Create your own fiendish deathrooms and share them with the world - all in the game!
Shave seconds off your playtimes and rule the global leaderboards!

SCREENSHOTS






LINKS
Main site- http://stealthbastard.com/
Download link- http://www.stealthbastard.com/StealthBastard-1.06.exe
Forums- http://www.stealthbastard.com/forum/

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Off Topic / Computer is borked, no idea how to fix.

« on: November 01, 2011, 06:29:19 AM »

A few minutes ago, I was playing The binding of Isaac before I went to school.  When I went to enter a new room the game freezes up and my computer randomly blue screens.  Now, I'm trying to start my computer and it comes up with an error message saying C:\Windows\Explorer is corrupt.  I know nothing about computers and don't know how to fix it.  Please help.