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I tried to find a topic for this but failed at finding an alive one. So here we go. Post your funniest, scariest, weirdest, etc. dreams here.
I had this one this morning:
On a bridge in NYC, Guy A was trying to kill Guy B, and a Guy C was trying to stop him. My view was from a news heli. Police had not arrived. Guy A managed to paralyze Guy B from the waste down and throw him into the water. Guy C went to save him. Guy B was trying to drown himself. I was now in the viewpoint of Guy C, with me holding us afloat, Guy B pleading to be left to die because of paralysis, and Guy C trying to convince him to live with the promise of a brand new green jeep Cherokee outfitted for handicaps. It became apparent that Guy C was a friend of Guy B. Guy B said he didn't want a jeep Cherokee, he wanted nice fast cars. Guy C saved him anyway.
Skip forward a couple months, Guy B has no legs, Guy B on the left C on the right. Guy B starts talking about appreciation. "Having no legs has really lead me to appreciate things" he says. "Oh?" Guy C responds. "Yes," says Guy B. "Have you ever noticed the beauty of things here? Like, for example, the height of the World Trade Center." Both men turn towards the World Trade Center slowly in appreciation as a plane crashes into it and a huge explosion is seen.
"You're right" says Guy C, as the tower comes crashing down. "It is beautiful."
What the forget is wrong with me
I had this one this morning:
On a bridge in NYC, Guy A was trying to kill Guy B, and a Guy C was trying to stop him. My view was from a news heli. Police had not arrived. Guy A managed to paralyze Guy B from the waste down and throw him into the water. Guy C went to save him. Guy B was trying to drown himself. I was now in the viewpoint of Guy C, with me holding us afloat, Guy B pleading to be left to die because of paralysis, and Guy C trying to convince him to live with the promise of a brand new green jeep Cherokee outfitted for handicaps. It became apparent that Guy C was a friend of Guy B. Guy B said he didn't want a jeep Cherokee, he wanted nice fast cars. Guy C saved him anyway.
Skip forward a couple months, Guy B has no legs, Guy B on the left C on the right. Guy B starts talking about appreciation. "Having no legs has really lead me to appreciate things" he says. "Oh?" Guy C responds. "Yes," says Guy B. "Have you ever noticed the beauty of things here? Like, for example, the height of the World Trade Center." Both men turn towards the World Trade Center slowly in appreciation as a plane crashes into it and a huge explosion is seen.
"You're right" says Guy C, as the tower comes crashing down. "It is beautiful."
What the forget is wrong with me