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Drama / Jimmg
« on: March 17, 2011, 10:32:46 PM »
Password for this account is: RagingDouche









I'm sorry.


User was banned for this post

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Drama / Sorry world...
« on: March 17, 2011, 07:33:01 PM »
Chao
My first taste of blood... Sorry, I shouldn't of hacked into your server and stole your village before it was released, and I definitely shouldn't of hosted it. I am sorry I spammed your IRC, and I sent a friend into stone quest and hosted it swell... The same guy went back and got me your knife TDM. I promise I didn't cuss your IRC out, "The Spy" who did that, was XXemoboyXX.

Ether
You were my biggest opponent, I am sorry I banned you from my challenge because you told everyone I stole it. It was Cog Spartans Click Challenge, I did not get permission to host it, and you had every right to counter-ban me and drama me. I shouldn't of tried to drama you, and I REALLY shouldnt of tried to get you banned from the jailbreak. Sorry Exper...

Jubel
I am sorry I insulted you, a lot. You were only standing up for Ether, I shouldn't of told you to get back to MineCraft, all games can live together in peace. Sorry Jubel...


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Forum Games / BLOCKLAND PLAYER RESULTS:
« on: March 15, 2011, 10:44:27 PM »
Please note i ran several poles, studied the forums, and looked at every topic known to man. I added everything up, and these are the results, please remember i DID NOT have any vote on this...

Most Popular Player Class
Builder, the thing most Blockheads are good at is building. With fighting in second, building won by 2 votes.

Most Common Type of Server
Freebuild, it definitely isn't the most popular, but it is the most common.

Most Popular Type of Server
Death-Match and City-RP are at a tie. They have exactly the same type of votes.

Most Hated Person
IkeTheGeneric, apparently he is a mentally ill 12-year old.

Most Drama'd Person
Lord Tony is my friend, so im offended. But as i said, i do not get a vote. D':

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Drama / All my drama's in 1!
« on: March 15, 2011, 08:16:12 PM »
Yoyoyo, I'm back to dramaing people. :D

Jubel

I am on subject, and that subject is that you are a 12- year old child who needs to have a fist shoved up their rectum into their throat and have their upper lip pulled all the way back down.

I want to hit you.
With the Blockland Forums banner.

He told me to learn to argue, and i said:
War does nothing, one will be hated forever, and the other destroyed. The only true way to obtain victory is not to fight.
To get this in return:
"Hey guys! I can quote things from Call of Duty."

Isn't he nice?

Ether
I can't describe my hatred for this stuck-up idiot of a player. His in-game username is Exper BTW. He came to my server, i had Cog-Sparten's click challenge up, he gave me permission to host it, and i gave full credit to him in the welcome message. Expers tiny mind couldn't figure out how to get out of the first room. He was the only one that couldn't too. He began claiming i stole the challenge, and spamming cusses everywhere. Next, after i did that room for him, I was in peace for 15 minutes until he was at the part where you break down the door. Instead of using the spear to break the door down, he started throwing it at people, he made it extremely laggy in there, weapon damage was off thank god.

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General Discussion / "Your Server"
« on: March 15, 2011, 12:56:15 AM »
What is your server like? If yours isn't on here, post what it is in the comments. Please, dont ask for things like, Call of Duty TeamDeathmatch, just pick TeamDeathmatch.

I would right a paragraph about each type, but I'm to lazy. So post one, and i might add it. :/. Its midnight BTW.
Make it look like this.

FreeBuild
This is a cheap server where noobs go and create crap, occasionally a builder will come in and enlighten the server, they usually consist of badmins roaming around destructoing people and their work. The host is usually AFK, and it is hosted in Bedroom.

Hang Out
These are for people who just like to talk and show eachother work, sometimes their are private parties and clubs here. They usually consist of 2-4 players, either messing around, or talking.

Experiments
These are things where people test addons, also they test their server. Some people will play with events, and test their building skills. Usually 1 person, these servers are usually private.

DeathMatch
"Kaboom!" These servers are arenas and maps where players select, or pick weapons, then fight to the death. The good ones will have custom arenas or maps, and might have a currency system. They occasionally have vehicles and landmines.

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Games / Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter
« on: March 13, 2011, 09:39:40 PM »
Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter is an old PC hunting game, with dinosaurs! It has been remade for the Ipod touch, and Iphone, and i purchased it. They both have many maps, you purchase the ability to go to certain ones. After that you select the dinosaurs you would like to hunt, some will run at the sight of you, some will smell you and attack half a mile away. Each dinosaur has a certain level of hearing scent and sight. You can purchase camouflage, cover scents, and radars. They will lower your total points at the end of the hunt, each dinosaur has to be shot a certain number of times, there are many different guns, Pistols, X-bows, Sniper Rifles, each has a number of noise, power, aim, and firing rate. The T-Rex is the strongest, and can only be killed by being shot in the EYE. Each dinosaur has a certain weight that detriments your score, and its health. You can purchase new weaponry with your points after the hunt, you can also win achievements that give you points. All killed dinosaurs will appear in your trophy room afterward.

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General Discussion / What class are you?
« on: March 13, 2011, 08:38:17 PM »
You saw the title, what class are you?

Scripter
We couldn't survive without these guys, they help make addons. Scripters make the bullet come out of your gun and the food restore your health. Some famous examples are: Ephialtes, Eski, and Wedge. Scripters go through hell to give us cake. :D  

Modeler
That's what i am! They are also essential to life, they use Blender and Milkshape to create interiors and shapes. They pass on the models to Scripters for a healthy addon! Examples, myself, Kalphiter.

Builder
This is a pretty common type, these guys build servers and Deathmatches for us to destroy, but they end up not getting credit due to noobs saving and hosting their work.

Fighter
These guys spend all day at RPGs and Deathmatches pwning everyone, examples: Myself, MoppTopp, Carly.

Host
I used to be this, but due to a lack of awesomness my server went dead. Hosts spend all day hosting servers and electing Administrators.

Forumer
These guys barely ever play BL, they just go on the forums and talk all day long.

Cookie Monster
These guys will go around rating posts with cookies, like this: NU COOKIES 4 U  :cookieMonster:, and 3 COOKIES :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:!

Eventer
These guys go around making atomic bombs, bot armys, and super-cannons. The good ones will make great functions, elevators, doors, lights, all those use events. Just don't get in the way of the super-cannon...

Super Administrators
Pretty uncommon, although some noob servers are full of them. This is a superior rank to servers, the host will make chosen players this class, some turn corrupt and become Badmin... Do not be fooled by "Free admin!"

Admin
This can be good, or very bad. Cursed servers might give out free admin, creating a playground of pandemonium.

Celebrity Follower
These guys get usernames like... 1cygamma, and Kalpiter. They also might go on forum topics about them and spam things like, Kalphiter rocks idiot!.

Lord Tony
Sorry, he brought me into the dungeons of despair, stuck needles in my eyes, and rapped me until i agreed to make him a choice. A Lord Tony is a guy that is hated and drama'd a lot. :D Examples: Lord Tony

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General Discussion / What class are you?
« on: March 13, 2011, 06:04:56 PM »
Sorry Badspot, i cross-posted, :/. This is being remade, http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=147585.0

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General Discussion / The Holy Blockle
« on: March 05, 2011, 11:35:29 PM »
               The Holy Blockle
                            Copywright of Jesus books Inc

How it came to be...

In the beginning there was darkness, so Badspot scripted, "Let there be light!". But slate was boring, nothing to do, so he modeled, "Let there be bricks!". And he made a brick tool to place the bricks with. And he was happy, until he wanted something to build on, he worked hard to create the mission editor, witch brought many new kingdoms together. For many years he was happy, until Badspot got lonely, he worked hard and created a being called a player, it had it's own brain and soul. But he couldn't maintain order, so he created the Rocket Launcher, he assigned moderators to keep order, he gave them guns, such laws may be read here http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=146597.0. But no matter how many times they killed the player, they came back... and the ban button was born. The people wanted more, so Badspot released the mission editor along with amazing tools called the Hammer, Wrench, and Printer. The people needed a space to use these of course, so Badspot created the ability to host a server. The people wanted to share there addons to make the world better, so he made the forums. He named his new world, Blockland, after the Block-kind.

Updates...
Badspot started to bring new life to this world, and they all wanted abilities for entertainment and movement, so Badspot, now a master programmer, created a long list of controls. First he made the look ability, then the ability of movement, then the blessing of jump and crouch, and so on. But new Blockheads couldnt figure them all out, so he created, the tutorial.A special kingdom, where word appeared on the screen, and you passed an obstacle course, learning controls along the way.

The great war...

 The players were quit advanced now, to advanced. The cannons of war began to shoot, as the war between Noobs, Trolls, and Experts began. Noobs spammed servers and made everybody so laggy they were easily killed. The trolls hurt people so bad with words they quit forever. The experts created devices called Events, they were fast high-tech programing tools, to complicated for the Noobs and Trolls to use. The experts planted landmines, they make super guns, traps, and they began on Vehicles. They made Jeeps, weapons of escape, outrunning the enemy, dodging attack, and crushing men. The great scripters began on flying vehicles, weapons of great transportation, the best had guns, the Biplane is the most famous of them all. They started making there own weapons, the pros created the Mini-nuke, a weapon of such power, they won in days. Badspot banished the Mini-nuke, because the Noobs were starting to spawn them as well.

Bots...
We have learned of beings like them, the player, and we know the three player nations, but there are many more. We will learn of the Bot, it is a robot that spawns like a player and does nothing, the players managed to control them using the war-winning event system. Most bots were programmed to be simple attackers or wanderers, but the great eventers could give them amazing powers. And the experts began there war in history, they tried to take over Blockland using bots. They programmed bots very well, and then they duplicated them, thousands of bots were let free in  the world. They crashed entire kingdoms, they killed thousands of Blockheads. Until one brave man created the, Onbottouch event. The experts began to suffer from the bots, they started to attack them as well, they created invisible platforms evented, Onbottouch/Bot/Kill. The bots died down, but many are still found, tamed and do whatever the host says in servers everywhere.

Return to Blockland
Great moderator Ephialtes made a shocking affect in Blockland history, he made a program where players could talk to each other quickly, in-game. Aswell as upgraded interfaces. He worked on this great city for years, and when he opened the gates to Return to Blockland, many people rushed in. It is the most popular city of them all now, and one man created it.

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General Discussion / Witch map should i make?
« on: March 05, 2011, 03:51:10 PM »
I am making one of three maps, Aztec swamp, a groggy swamp with purchasedaffects and trees, along with the remains of at least 7 temples. Lavaland will be a rocky volcano with animated lava flowing down, killing on touch, dead plants and trees will surround it.   Or winter wilderness, it will include rocks with stone carvings in them, caves with wall paintings, and a blizzard. All the textures and Interiors, if i didn't make them, will of been purchased from Garagegames.com.
I will release the one you vote on, i have the objects and textures created.

I have started on all of them, sorry the screenshots are blurry, they came out weird. The screen-shots show some environment and stuff.


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General Discussion / An average day in blockland...
« on: March 05, 2011, 03:37:37 AM »
First i scroll through the server list, and click on the first capitalized popular server. Welcome to blockland Zealot. It's hosted by a loser named 1cygamma. (impersonator)  I am greeted by cussing spammers swearing in capital letters. Once i spawn the chat bar is filled with, OMG OMG OMG, LOLOLOLOLOL, FACE MY WRAITH, IT IS I, and other dramatic spam. I look around, i find a snake build, that must mean a free build. Next i find a very good castle, great, then i notice its an edited Crysta Castle, empty on the inside. I find a few piles of 1x1 plate spam, some noobs are building a house with. I walk onto an invisible kill brick set by a badmin, then he attacks me on spawn, i spawn a Rocket L and go for revenge. I kill him and he shouts, "NO FREEKILINNG (it was self defence) LOLOLOLOL PERMABAN!!!!" And i am banned forever for: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

This has been, an average day in blockland... I'm not complaining.

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General Discussion / The Blocko Commandments
« on: March 04, 2011, 09:41:45 PM »
Me and Tiro were happily cutting down the rainforests of Antarctica, when we found a temple inside a cliff,there was writing on the walls and floor, as well as moss hanging down from the ceiling. There were torches, and a candle next to an interactive Bible.

1. Thou shalt not spam, brick, or chat.

2. All Blockheads are born equal, except starfishs.

3. Thou shalt not be turned dark by fame.

4. Let trolls burn.

5. The answered lies not with, "noob".

6. Thou shall not stifle others creativity.

7. Respect the fellow player.

8. Thou shall not download Aimbot.

9. Thou shalt not download the rear view mirror.

10. Thou shant not misuse ones tools.

We were quite surprised to find that, but it didn't matter. We left and continued to kill the environment. Does small writing make me look fat?

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Drama / Dear Ether, the troll:
« on: March 04, 2011, 12:21:50 AM »
SHUT UP! Sorry about that, just saw Ether/Exper's Drama pole on me. (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=125078.0) Actually I did a long time ago, but i thought about it and looked at some other polls and then decided I would Rival-Drama him. Not because I'm a troll or noob, because he is a fat liar. First of all, Zelot was not a misspelled name, I thought it sounded cool and used it as my user name on other games too. Finally i decided it made me look like a 4-year-old and changed it. Next of all, i did not steal Cog Spartan's challenge, he had a download and said it was OK. So don't say so. Also I did not trap you in a cell on spawn, you're just to stupid to click on the crack in the wall, only one who didn't figure that out. After i showed you through, you were spamming cusses everywhere, so i warned you to stop. When you got to the spot where you break the door down with a spear, you didn't. Instead you were throwing them at everyone, you didn't damage them, but you made it lag like hell in there. So i decided after 2 warnings it was time for a ban, I banned you for 1 day. You thought i banned you because you said i stole it, i did not. Also, you claim you counter-banned me from some servers, seriously dude? You didn't even own the servers, and you banned me for being a lesbian, I'M A DUDE! That's pathetic, and don't make dramas on everybody who admits your a jerk. Just because you have a popular server, doesn't mean its alright to be a badmin. Please stop Exper. And to end my suppressed rage: BURN IN HELL!
And you say I'm a moron...

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