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Games / How to play your role(play) in WoW
« on: December 16, 2011, 07:42:20 PM »
Hello I am Xilver, people with bad grammar need not post.
DPSing; Welcome to the easest thing ever pre level 70, basicly that new move you just got go ahead and try it, unless you spam heroic throw or taunt while i'm tanking like a douche it dosn't matter. If you are a tank who is dpsing because you just dont like responsibility or you fail at life fine, but for the love of god please leave your blood presence/richeous fury etc off. Basicly DPSing is a game unless you're raiding in which case you need to know how to play your class, kind of.
Healing; I have only rolled one healer and I personaly think it's boring as hell, I require to be atleast number three in dps. Anyway until level 50ish dont go discipline unless your skilled, also if you're resto, kill your self. Moving on shamans, yes yes und yes, I love my shammy heals almost as much as I like pixel boobies and priestly heals. And pally, eh you cant raid heal unless your amazingly good so do us all a favor and stick to tanking and dpsing.
Tanking; As a tank you MUST be in tank spec, much like healing if you're a prot pally dont select healer, if you're a shadow priest dont select healer, if you do in my vast nerd rage I will find you and kill you. So seeing how druids suck at everything excluding dpsing, dont make one unless you're an amazing tank, and not to gloute but I've been tanking since early Cata. *Flex*
Pallys, as a Paladin of the sun/holy light I must say that I think we make the best tanks DO NOT USE CONCECRATION, that would be red but I had the glitch and I had to put this on Wordpad, it eats mana and I don't care if it looks cool it's worthless, Avenger shield shield of the richeous if things go bad taunt and avenging wrath, use your hammer of justice or whatever it's called when the boss is at low health, etc. Warrior, heroic throw before the fight, it is amazingly useful for tanks and if you're dps if you're lucky enough to get me (Nvda-Muradin, Horde. Karob-Moonguard, Alliance) go ahead and use it ONCE every minute, Deathknights deseases blood boil death and decay, that is really all you need now (Xilver-Muradin, Horde Religar-Wyrmcrest Accord, Horde) I dont even use deseases anymore just D&D BB and Hearthstrike. Warriors, I only made one and I was okay with it, it's a whole new feel so, shield slam and thunder clap and use heroic something or other, I really dont know much about Tanking warriors so feel free to ask my fury warrior how to DPS (Hagerd-Moonguard, Alliance)
Roleplay; There are quite a few kinds of roleplay, you will be exposed to all of them on MG at atmost a month and atleast a minute.
Mature rp; This means two things A. The roleplay you are participating in is for adults (Atleast the age of 14, 18+ prefered 26 cap) it will contain curse words and ERP however ERP will not be the plot or goal, but a feature in you're character's (mis)adventures. B. The same thing but will loose their stuff if you even consider ERP.
Gilneas rp; People who roleplay in the ruins of Gilneas, these usualy fail, hard core.
Kingdom rp; High chance of fail as this and Gilneas are both "open rps" most of the time meaning advertised in trade. This is usualy in Theramore if you want ANY chance of success.
Murder rp; The murderer(s) have a godmod pass meaning they can kill you, these have a meduim chance of failure, I have been the murderer/detective and it is NOT your job to kill everybody but to kill people off that don't matter. As a detective you can't auto know the murderer.
The last three have a high chance of failure as they are "open rps", closed rps are ones mostly owned by guilds and people good enough to stumble along.
Adult rper; This means that ERP is prone and may be the goal but in a 40-year-old virgin kind of way and not a MG Goldshire way.
Erper; Erpers aren't the problem really, off realm trolls are. If you are an ERPer you are going to be shunned except in Goldshire, I have studied their ways and they put their smartest person in charge, his name is Swingbot, he is "married" so you noobs can't flirt with him or his crazed followers will troll you off the server like the Alliance kills babies, I mean really atleast when OUR generals do stuff like that we kill them, when you do it you pat them on the head, douche bags. This is Religar's opinion of course. These are usualy stupid people, the occasional lonely woman comes along but is scared off by the 14 year olds.
Your Race; You can't be a fairy unicorn son/daughter of Illidan and Arthas' freaky three way with Sylvanis. For one thing that never happend for another none of those are alive.
Dwarf; You are either a Wildhammer (1. Shaman 2. Warrior 3. Hunter) A Dark Iron (1. Warlock 2. Mage 3. Warrior)) or a Bronze beard (1. Hunter 2. Warrior 3. Paladin) if you are a Bronze Beard you could of seen Lordaeron's fall but you would need to have a very good reason.
Worgen; Gilnean, Bloodfang you're the same either way except the Bloodfangs are mostly rogues and warriors
Orc; Orc, Orc pure blood (Brown) same thing.
Human; Human, Lordaeronian, if you were a Lordaeronian you probably had something to do with the Scarlet Crusade, Scarlet crusade You are only aloud in uniform at the cathedral unless you are a Renegade. You can also be a High Elf in the Silver Covenant or maybe you were in it but then left to join the military but you would need a history with them.
Elves; Night elves you can't be the Quel'dorei only Humans can roleplay High Elves. You are a Sin'dorei if you are a Belf a Kal'dorei if you are a Nelf and a Quel'dorei if you are a Helf
Draenei; Draenei, Aldor. Aldors are paladins.
Trolls; Trolls, no you cant be a forest or desert troll.
Undead; You are part of the Forsaken Undead, not the 90% of the scarlets that are undead and not the rotbrain-type factions, you worship the Shadow unless you're a holy/disc priest who roleplays a holy/disc priest in which case you are basicly a traitor.
That sums up races lets move to classes.
Warlocks; Shadow worshiper or atleast admirer you do not "Praise the Light." or "Hail the Elements" (orcs)
Paladins; The opposite of Deathknights and Warlocks, you are a Light or Sun lover who will risk his own life for his religion (Crusader)
Warriors; Not strict but you cant heal.
Priest; You're a priest, derp. Heal sum stuff.
Hunters; You are atuned to the Wild but you aren't one of those smelly hippy druids.
Druid; Smelly hippy, you worship Nature you can also transform.
Deathknight; You are an athiest or a shadow worshiper or in the rare case of extreme redemption, slight light lover. You shouldn't summon your undead in the Cathedral or you will be evicted. YOU CANNOT HEAL, dumbasses.
Shamans; Elemental Worshiper or Admirer, these are commonly Orcs, Tauren, and Dwarves (Wildhammer) if you are a Draenei you worship the light.
Mage; No religeous preference except no deep envolvement with the shadow unless you are a Forsaken. If you are a Belf you are in authority and if you are a Forsaken you are an Apothecary, where Warlocks also turn up as blight spreaders.
Rogue; Don't be that emo vampire douche, you are forwned uppon unless you are shattered hand/ those alliance spys.
Monk; (Style not set as MoP isnt realesed yet)
That concludes it, cya will NOT be adding links to common lore, get on your ass and look it up.
DPSing; Welcome to the easest thing ever pre level 70, basicly that new move you just got go ahead and try it, unless you spam heroic throw or taunt while i'm tanking like a douche it dosn't matter. If you are a tank who is dpsing because you just dont like responsibility or you fail at life fine, but for the love of god please leave your blood presence/richeous fury etc off. Basicly DPSing is a game unless you're raiding in which case you need to know how to play your class, kind of.
Healing; I have only rolled one healer and I personaly think it's boring as hell, I require to be atleast number three in dps. Anyway until level 50ish dont go discipline unless your skilled, also if you're resto, kill your self. Moving on shamans, yes yes und yes, I love my shammy heals almost as much as I like pixel boobies and priestly heals. And pally, eh you cant raid heal unless your amazingly good so do us all a favor and stick to tanking and dpsing.
Tanking; As a tank you MUST be in tank spec, much like healing if you're a prot pally dont select healer, if you're a shadow priest dont select healer, if you do in my vast nerd rage I will find you and kill you. So seeing how druids suck at everything excluding dpsing, dont make one unless you're an amazing tank, and not to gloute but I've been tanking since early Cata. *Flex*
Pallys, as a Paladin of the sun/holy light I must say that I think we make the best tanks DO NOT USE CONCECRATION, that would be red but I had the glitch and I had to put this on Wordpad, it eats mana and I don't care if it looks cool it's worthless, Avenger shield shield of the richeous if things go bad taunt and avenging wrath, use your hammer of justice or whatever it's called when the boss is at low health, etc. Warrior, heroic throw before the fight, it is amazingly useful for tanks and if you're dps if you're lucky enough to get me (Nvda-Muradin, Horde. Karob-Moonguard, Alliance) go ahead and use it ONCE every minute, Deathknights deseases blood boil death and decay, that is really all you need now (Xilver-Muradin, Horde Religar-Wyrmcrest Accord, Horde) I dont even use deseases anymore just D&D BB and Hearthstrike. Warriors, I only made one and I was okay with it, it's a whole new feel so, shield slam and thunder clap and use heroic something or other, I really dont know much about Tanking warriors so feel free to ask my fury warrior how to DPS (Hagerd-Moonguard, Alliance)
Roleplay; There are quite a few kinds of roleplay, you will be exposed to all of them on MG at atmost a month and atleast a minute.
Mature rp; This means two things A. The roleplay you are participating in is for adults (Atleast the age of 14, 18+ prefered 26 cap) it will contain curse words and ERP however ERP will not be the plot or goal, but a feature in you're character's (mis)adventures. B. The same thing but will loose their stuff if you even consider ERP.
Gilneas rp; People who roleplay in the ruins of Gilneas, these usualy fail, hard core.
Kingdom rp; High chance of fail as this and Gilneas are both "open rps" most of the time meaning advertised in trade. This is usualy in Theramore if you want ANY chance of success.
Murder rp; The murderer(s) have a godmod pass meaning they can kill you, these have a meduim chance of failure, I have been the murderer/detective and it is NOT your job to kill everybody but to kill people off that don't matter. As a detective you can't auto know the murderer.
The last three have a high chance of failure as they are "open rps", closed rps are ones mostly owned by guilds and people good enough to stumble along.
Adult rper; This means that ERP is prone and may be the goal but in a 40-year-old virgin kind of way and not a MG Goldshire way.
Erper; Erpers aren't the problem really, off realm trolls are. If you are an ERPer you are going to be shunned except in Goldshire, I have studied their ways and they put their smartest person in charge, his name is Swingbot, he is "married" so you noobs can't flirt with him or his crazed followers will troll you off the server like the Alliance kills babies, I mean really atleast when OUR generals do stuff like that we kill them, when you do it you pat them on the head, douche bags. This is Religar's opinion of course. These are usualy stupid people, the occasional lonely woman comes along but is scared off by the 14 year olds.
Your Race; You can't be a fairy unicorn son/daughter of Illidan and Arthas' freaky three way with Sylvanis. For one thing that never happend for another none of those are alive.
Dwarf; You are either a Wildhammer (1. Shaman 2. Warrior 3. Hunter) A Dark Iron (1. Warlock 2. Mage 3. Warrior)) or a Bronze beard (1. Hunter 2. Warrior 3. Paladin) if you are a Bronze Beard you could of seen Lordaeron's fall but you would need to have a very good reason.
Worgen; Gilnean, Bloodfang you're the same either way except the Bloodfangs are mostly rogues and warriors
Orc; Orc, Orc pure blood (Brown) same thing.
Human; Human, Lordaeronian, if you were a Lordaeronian you probably had something to do with the Scarlet Crusade, Scarlet crusade You are only aloud in uniform at the cathedral unless you are a Renegade. You can also be a High Elf in the Silver Covenant or maybe you were in it but then left to join the military but you would need a history with them.
Elves; Night elves you can't be the Quel'dorei only Humans can roleplay High Elves. You are a Sin'dorei if you are a Belf a Kal'dorei if you are a Nelf and a Quel'dorei if you are a Helf
Draenei; Draenei, Aldor. Aldors are paladins.
Trolls; Trolls, no you cant be a forest or desert troll.
Undead; You are part of the Forsaken Undead, not the 90% of the scarlets that are undead and not the rotbrain-type factions, you worship the Shadow unless you're a holy/disc priest who roleplays a holy/disc priest in which case you are basicly a traitor.
That sums up races lets move to classes.
Warlocks; Shadow worshiper or atleast admirer you do not "Praise the Light." or "Hail the Elements" (orcs)
Paladins; The opposite of Deathknights and Warlocks, you are a Light or Sun lover who will risk his own life for his religion (Crusader)
Warriors; Not strict but you cant heal.
Priest; You're a priest, derp. Heal sum stuff.
Hunters; You are atuned to the Wild but you aren't one of those smelly hippy druids.
Druid; Smelly hippy, you worship Nature you can also transform.
Deathknight; You are an athiest or a shadow worshiper or in the rare case of extreme redemption, slight light lover. You shouldn't summon your undead in the Cathedral or you will be evicted. YOU CANNOT HEAL, dumbasses.
Shamans; Elemental Worshiper or Admirer, these are commonly Orcs, Tauren, and Dwarves (Wildhammer) if you are a Draenei you worship the light.
Mage; No religeous preference except no deep envolvement with the shadow unless you are a Forsaken. If you are a Belf you are in authority and if you are a Forsaken you are an Apothecary, where Warlocks also turn up as blight spreaders.
Rogue; Don't be that emo vampire douche, you are forwned uppon unless you are shattered hand/ those alliance spys.
Monk; (Style not set as MoP isnt realesed yet)
That concludes it, cya will NOT be adding links to common lore, get on your ass and look it up.