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Off Topic / Because I can't post in drama.
« on: June 16, 2011, 08:18:17 PM »
I'm so sorry for everything I've ever done.

I'm sorry for the things I have failed to do

I'm sorry for being an idiot

I'm sorry for joining

I'm taking a break.


Also, I was going to make a thread, but happy early birthday to me :/

anyway, goodbye for a while. I hope when I come back, I am to your liking.

I'm sorry I can't be perfect.


This reminds me of something I wrote a while ago
"I'm not the prettiest
I'm not the thinnest
I'm not the coolest
I don't claim to be
I'm just me"

While I'm gone, I'm still going to be on Skype, so, if there is anything you need, feel free to ask. I will be lurking in my drama thread to see what you guys hate about me next, and try not to... nevermind.

So yeah, that's that.


User was banned for this post

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Off Topic / My Dad Lost My iPod...
« on: June 16, 2011, 07:01:50 PM »
"Oh Malestrom, stop being such an attention-whoring pusillanimous individual!"

No. It isn't that I just lost that. There are poems and songs written on there that I will never get back, pictures that I will never ever retrieve.

"Oh Malestrom, stop being so whiny. We don't care! Off Topic isn't a blog!"

Well guess what. I don't care. I put a lot of effort into those things, and, wether you appreciate them or not, losing them is like losing a part of me.

"Malestrom. The music wasn't really--"

YES IT WAS! SHUT UP!

"You are so loving stupid. Stop being so materialistic."

Well guess what. That's just the way I am. Sorry if I don't like losing the few things I actually have.

"Well you have a laptop!"

You have any idea how many levels of hell I had to go through to get this?

"No."

Exactly. Now shut your whore mouth and at least act like you care.

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Off Topic / This Melted my Mind.
« on: June 16, 2011, 01:37:38 AM »
Okay, this video isn't that bad. But! Watch a few others, and you will begin pondering your existence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heKK95DAKms&feature=channel_video_title

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Off Topic / The Wii U
« on: June 07, 2011, 10:40:26 PM »

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And it sucks because he's adorable. Poor little baby is always shaking and he is really sad. He never eats or runs around. I carried him up to my bed, and he's been curled up beside me since I got home. If we don't get him treated soon, he could die. Right now we are fasting him because we are taking him in for blood samples tomorrow. I feel so bad for him. Attached is a picture.

Never mind. He won't stand up long enough for me to catch it. He looks something like this, minus some hair on theb ody and face. Just a little bit thinner.


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Creativity / Papercraft Thread
« on: June 03, 2011, 09:25:50 PM »
We all know what it is (Probably). You take cardstock (usually. Some people prefer regular paper) and fold and glue it into certain shapes, and it becomes anything.

Of course, it is a pain in the ass and can take up to an hour to complete. The glue never sticks and the paper always tears.

This is the Hatsune Miku one I just did.
http://finite-destiny.deviantart.com/#/d3hz89a

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Off Topic / Malestrom Got a Free Pizza!
« on: June 03, 2011, 04:52:48 PM »
I went to California Pizza Kitchen with Com and my little sister, plus my stepmom and stepbrother. Me and Com ordered a Thai pizza, and when they delivered it, they told us another was on the way. We asked why, and the man said it was burnt. Then, me and Com looked at each other, then at the man, then at each other. Then he took this super creepy picture I know he is going to post. He told me to pose, so don't be surprised.

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Off Topic / Malestrom is Moving on to Eighth Grade!
« on: June 02, 2011, 05:39:23 PM »
Just made this thread because maybe one or two of you give a forget.

so my teacher was like "FUTURE EIGHTH GRADER" and pointed to me like the creeper she is (no pun intended).

So yeah.

/discuss.

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Off Topic / I AINT SCARED OF YO MOTHAforgetIN ASS (video)
« on: June 01, 2011, 11:09:21 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/user/LILSHOWSTOPPA

She's just mad she's a ginger :I

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Off Topic / Reimaginine :The Game:
« on: May 31, 2011, 06:34:31 PM »
This is a series that began with a game where the only goal was to kill yourself, but has been renewed as a multi-level platformer requiring a keen sense of hand-eye coorination and a whole bunch of luck. Currently, there are two other games in this series, :The Game: and Replaying :The Game:.

And I'm 60% sure this belongs in the game section, but whatever.

:The Game:- http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/467574
Replaying :The Game:- http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/522607
Reimagine :The Game: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/569281

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Off Topic / Yay for new members...
« on: May 30, 2011, 11:57:52 PM »
Welcome, 3xP_D34Th_Wousfgheowifj

Welcome.

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Off Topic / Malestrom or Stocking?
« on: May 30, 2011, 10:29:09 PM »
The question is simple.

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Off Topic / Malestrom's Rage Thread
« on: May 29, 2011, 07:50:39 PM »
And yes, off-topic is my favorite blog.

So first let me say a few things. My older sister, her name is going to be Susie, is a general bitch to everyone. Including dad. She's nice enough to get anything she wants, then calls the person an starfish for not getting her all the accessories. She wears my dad out and makes him do so much for her. All she does is take, and all he does is give.

Moving on, so Susie has had an especially bad rep this year. She causes drama and enjoys beating her relatives senseless and bitching them out for being weird. So she has an iPhone 3G. She loves it and stuff. Lalalala. However, one week ago, she dropped this iPhone and cracked the screen. My dad swore that he wouldn't buy her a new phone, especially the 4, and that she would have to earn her own money to buy a new one.

So a few weeks roll by, and her birthday comes. Yay! Happy Birthday! Since she had been so mean, dad got her... let's leave it at a four-star gift. She got super mad, which made him feel bad, and after cussing him out for a few hours, he goes to the store and buys her another gift. (2 gifts so far).

Note: She recently broke her TABLET LAPTOP. Another problem. Anyway, she's using her old macbook. However, she doesn't have a charger. Every day she bitches us out about getting a new charger and takes ours.

Anywhoo, yesterday comes by. Susie claims to be having problems with her laptop, and brings it to the Apple store. A couple of hours later, she returns home with a $300 set of headphones (Beats by Dre [well at least she has good taste]) and a charger. Not that big of a deal. She is nice for a bit.

THEN. THIS MORNING COMES BY. WEll. We are going to paintball with some peeps and my brother gets a text. My sister got an iPhone 4G. Well. WHOOPDE FREAKING DO.

This counts Three gifts in all. I usually get one. I know it looks like I'm just jealous of her phone, but I am genuinely angry and tired of her constant stuff. All she does is whore for attention.


Now. This is what I told my dad.

I told him that I just then and there lost all respect for him (I didn't really mean it). She treats him like stuff, then charms him into giving her an iPhone 4G. Even after he SPECIFICALLY said that she would NOT be getting one because of her carelessness with the 3G. I tell him that it isn't okay, and that, no matter the cost (she had some upgrade credit thing going on), it was still the same thing. He was giving in and going back on his word, as usual. She has won this war, just like the rest of them



TL;DR: Just read it.

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Creativity / Pencil Drawing
« on: May 29, 2011, 06:57:05 PM »
There might or might not be a topic for this, but I think it deserves one. I recently have taken up a certain form of pencil drawing anime. I mean, I think it is a very difficult art form, as to the fact that, unless you are using colored pencils, you rely completely on your own hand and artistic capabilities. Everyone has their own art style, and I'm sure that everyone has their own gifts when it comes to working with pencils.
Also, feel free to upload and/or post links to your work. I'm sure everyone would like to see them. I've been planning to make this topic for a while, but haven't come around to making it. So, feel free to do whatever.

Cats.

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Off Topic / The Edit Game!
« on: May 23, 2011, 11:41:10 PM »
Here is how it works. I provide an image and you edit photos and text into it however you want. Simple as one two three...




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1. Save picture
2. Find other pictures
3. Use your ultimate photoshop skills
4. Fap
5. Copy pictures into holes
6. Do really poor job of putting in characters
7. Fap
8. Post it
9. PM me for no reason :D

So yeah. Template is attached

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