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Off Topic / How "Off-Topic" is Off Topic Now?
« on: November 27, 2013, 02:03:50 PM »
Hey Kids! Let's the name of this cool place to something even cooler!!! :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / Why are the so many Megathreads? ~Megathread~
« on: January 07, 2013, 02:27:37 PM »
Every other one is a mega thread ;-;;;;;;

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Off Topic / Drachma
« on: March 24, 2012, 12:16:42 AM »
Is this section all about talking about the "Greek Drachma"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_drachma

Its derived from the word "handful"

Any cool facts you guys know?

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Off Topic / Petion for Christians
« on: March 24, 2012, 12:04:04 AM »
LET ME IN GOOSYGOONS FOR ALL

BY POWER OF JESUS CHRISTO MY LORD IM CRHISTIAN. LET ME IN. IN

#balldeepinrocketsbooty

Sign below ples #compliments only

I RECANT MY BELIEF IN SANTA CLAUS AND STANSA

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Off Topic / More Mastering March?
« on: February 25, 2012, 12:08:52 PM »
COmpletely opposite. Fap everyday all day. Count how many times. Winner takes all  :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / No Fap February?
« on: February 24, 2012, 11:48:04 PM »
Does anyone even.  :cookieMonster:. i dont think so :panda:. i mean :nes:. i lost on the  :iceCream: day.
Did you win. Or loose. butt

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Off Topic / Numder One poser
« on: February 23, 2012, 04:31:37 PM »
I hav been known to be the bes poseter of all the forums. tyty Compliments only please

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Off Topic / Kata
« on: October 01, 2011, 11:12:17 PM »
ITs his Birthday
Happy Birthday
We love his
Cute face.
This is so gay.
So very gayy
You beautiful and we love you
Happy birthday

Compliments only.
Imnotgay

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Off Topic / Awesome Drfaawing
« on: October 01, 2011, 09:48:17 PM »
You guys wanna see my awsome drawing?


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Off Topic / My girlfriend (Section 18 NOw out!)
« on: September 21, 2011, 05:19:09 PM »
Ok guys this is my first attempt please be kind to me, compliment only


So I was once in kindergarten and a girl say my wiener. and the teacher said no colton that’s a big snake. Stop that. so ihad brown town with my girlfriend we loved each other and she said lets havea baby. Now remember. We were only 6 at the time. When I impregnated her with my seed. She pretty much filled her body with baby me.
 She said take me whill im pregant. I said yes bby
So we went behind the art easel and had harcore love again.
I impregnated her again. So if oyu are reading this right I made her double pregnant. So now she was super obese.
I took her foot and licked it. I came on our teacher while it was naptime. Out on the slid ewe played snake soccer. We used my wiener as a bat and her vagina flaps as balls. I scored a homerun that day.
Now my teachr wantd in on this action so I let hur come on in us. she buster her lady nuts in me and we dressed up as zelda and mario. I said no princess im taken. taken by your large winer. and then she pulled toad from under her and it became a hottxxx threesome.
Now while I was taking toads virginity and princess zeldorf was raping my sweet double pregnant in the butt girlfrand this was all on my mommy car hood. then the ngine started and we all got really spooked! and then my semen became alive
My mommy said run kiddies run from the semen man. but my double pregnant girlfriend tried to stop it by eating it. shes now tirpple preggo So now im really really scared. She takes me at 100 pound sand im so lsot I don’t even know what to do

CHAPETER DOS

So now I have my 2 children and the 3rd one is going to fall out soon!! we went bac to school now and evryone has a bby too! we r like th most hipster bf/gf combo ever! So like now that we have our two babies we decided we can make love again!!!
We couldtn decide where tho! We thought maybe classic like behind the art easel oh good times. or maybe adventurous and on the swing playground. But we went with sneaky and on the teachers desk during nap time. she wont get pregnant anymore the doctors told us!
she had gotten gonorreah 100+ times that ho and she nevr even told me!1 she said that she did other guys befor me but hwo many?!?! She said 67. holdy coww. But we are still madly in love. That is why my book is dedicated to her sweet smelling hot boody! --<-<@ forvr and evr bby!!! So no I have to becom the mom.. AnD the Daddy! can u believe this day never could get better! she decided that she will do my hmork while I carry our babby . Im naming this one cheeto. We named our oldst one blankie and the second one blackie and the third one soon to cum Burrito Nacho extremmeedxx hardcor lovexlovrbb.  
We cll ourselves free spirits but I jst don’t kno anymore. Shes farting and I t just wnt stop.. stinky

Chaprter 3

Omg I just cme bck from the optometrist and he said hr farting is forever!!! its lik our lov but not as sweet . Putting yor wienr through the eyeglasses to do my hottxxx grilfriend hurt!! it cut p my winer but I put on some Mylittleponi bandainds now its all better. My mommy kissd it as wel!
SADDD dayxxxx. Blankie dieded! we wer sleping together (my hotxxsuperloveiii lover) and we rolled ovr blankie! but now hes in a betr place! we had a good funrlal for it. we decideded as a ceremony that evron should jack off onto him to put him into a place of seeds. Evn old preist Jackolot masterbated onto our little angel R.I.P face .
we burid him in our scool playbox as well. Hop nobody unburied him!1
I accidntaly got our teachr pregnatn!!2 she said I coulnt because she had 3 condms on. idk wat thos ar but they don’t work1! shes a lying hoebaggettxxx but her bodii was so fineee.
I dnt know if my girlf riend will finds ot!!
   Burrito Nacho extremmeedxx hardcor lovexlovrbb.  sur is gtting heavy! I hav to tape my stomach to a cane to hlp lift the weght.! But hes cumming soon the gynocologist said. he evn poked hs head! I cant belive my bby is her almost. my girlf riend just let me do hr in her mommies car but her mommi didn see!!!!112 im so excted


Section 16
my othr bb died! Poor blackie! we forgots to ffeed him and now we ar really really really sadened. My bbhotlovrgurl wnt stop crying I just odont know how to comfort her!?!
I put my wener in her mouth to pacify her sadness and she bit my winer!! now I only have 4/3 of a wienr how am I supposed to jiz acurately? my mommy said I can get a new wienr but she doesn know how I lost it! im so sneky she doesn’t evn knw I hav kids! but I hve gentailia wrts now.. sad day for mr peepee. (aka my wiener.)  Today I went to schol and I had to see the prncipal! she seducd me lik always I dnt know why ladies lov me so much I guesss its caus im a hottlamati with a swimmerboddie.
I had to put my ssed in hr as well!! she haid thnks and now I have like 6 kidds! Burrito Nacho extremmeedxx hardcor lovexlovrbb.  is like 16 pounds when he came out of me! we fed him mcdonalds for his first meal my loverloveicutiepie always kissed me like a sweetheart <33 and she played with my wiener11@322! I wnt to b lved for my bdy and not my attitde evryon loves me and Burrito Nacho extremmeedxx hardcor lovexlovrbb.  
Kindrgarten is best year evrr!!! summr is here nw I wonder wht will hppen?!?!?!


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Off Topic / Badday
« on: September 19, 2011, 05:04:53 PM »
Friday my parents found my bong.
Twas a sad day for me.
I lost my baby, my child.
And now i have to get droog tested.
Dont hate.

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Off Topic / dvolver Video Creator
« on: September 05, 2011, 10:29:34 PM »
http://www.dvolver.com/live/movies-609762


 The best video creator out there. Not only do you get to watch other poeples videos but you can make your own! I made this one. Its pretty good!

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Off Topic / Canadia
« on: July 16, 2011, 11:19:14 PM »
Im leaving for two weeks to go canoeing in Canadia. I swear im about to get my back door torn open by the foot long mosquitoes  and then the canoe is going to break my hand. Well anyways.

Wish me luck  :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / That music video
« on: July 13, 2011, 09:21:55 PM »
Where the kids are fighting except they are using toy guns and the real bullets come out and the blood, and the drug dealer and the kid starts talking japanese?

What is the name?

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Off Topic / Top 10 places to be Homoloveual
« on: July 13, 2011, 01:37:09 AM »
1. White House
2. Westboro Baptist Church
3. Da Ghetto.
4. Saudia Arabia
5. Antartica.
6. My house
7. Runescape.
8. Germany in 1939.
9. South Texas
10. Prison

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