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Off Topic / Oh btw we're pulling out of Iraq right now.
« on: August 18, 2010, 06:26:50 PM »
Just thought you guys might wanna know that.
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Drama / DUUHHHH DO NOT GO TO BAD SERVERS HURF DURF
« on: December 19, 2008, 08:58:25 PM »
Stop pointing out this EXTREMELY obvious alternative in order to ruin someone's drama thread.
Just stop it.
Just stop it.
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Drama / This game needs a disclaimer...
« on: December 18, 2008, 09:21:20 PM »
Something along the lines of:
WARNING
THIS GAME IS NOT loving INTENDED FOR loving CHILDREN
THIS GAME IS NOT loving INTENDED FOR loving CHILDREN
DESPITE THE FACT THIS GAME IS ABOUT TOYS, YOUR OVERSENSITIVE PRETEEN SHOULD NOT PLAY IT. ALL SERVERS ARE CLIENT ORGANIZED AND WILL NEVER BE MONITORED OR ALTERED BY THE STAFF. NOT TO MENTION THE PLAYERS SWEAR LIKE BURLY SAILORS JACKED UP ON METHAMPHETAMINE AND WILL OCCASIONALLY CREATE GIANT PHALLIC IMAGES OUT OF LEGOS.
WE ARE NOT SAYING THIS TO PROTECT YOUR CHILD, WE ARE SAYING THIS SO YOU CAN KEEP HIM THE forget OUT OF HERE. WE DO NOT NEED HIS stuff ABOUT HOW HIS SUNDAY SCHOOL TOLD HIM RUB SALT INTO HIS EYES EVERY TIME HE WITNESSES A FOUL WORD.
WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE CALLING THE POLICE? GOOD. I'M SURE THE FBI WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO INTERVENE ON A HARMLESS COMPUTER GAME RATHER THAN TRACKING DOWN ONLINE CHILD research SYNDICATES. GOOD LUCK FINDING A JUDGE WHO GIVES TWO ASS CHEEKS ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE BEING MEAN TO YOUR PERFECT, PRECIOUS CHILD. AFTER ALL, ONLY YOUR CHILD MATTERS, RIGHT? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD BE COMMITTED TO BRINGING FOOD TO THE HANDS OF THE CHILDREN WHO CANNOT EVEN STAND UPRIGHT ON WHAT LITTLE WEIGHT THEY CONTAIN. IT'S ALWAYS loving ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
WE ARE NOT SAYING THIS TO PROTECT YOUR CHILD, WE ARE SAYING THIS SO YOU CAN KEEP HIM THE forget OUT OF HERE. WE DO NOT NEED HIS stuff ABOUT HOW HIS SUNDAY SCHOOL TOLD HIM RUB SALT INTO HIS EYES EVERY TIME HE WITNESSES A FOUL WORD.
WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE CALLING THE POLICE? GOOD. I'M SURE THE FBI WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO INTERVENE ON A HARMLESS COMPUTER GAME RATHER THAN TRACKING DOWN ONLINE CHILD research SYNDICATES. GOOD LUCK FINDING A JUDGE WHO GIVES TWO ASS CHEEKS ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE BEING MEAN TO YOUR PERFECT, PRECIOUS CHILD. AFTER ALL, ONLY YOUR CHILD MATTERS, RIGHT? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD BE COMMITTED TO BRINGING FOOD TO THE HANDS OF THE CHILDREN WHO CANNOT EVEN STAND UPRIGHT ON WHAT LITTLE WEIGHT THEY CONTAIN. IT'S ALWAYS loving ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
EAT stuff
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Games / Worst Character Ever?
« on: December 07, 2008, 06:55:21 PM »
Who, in your opinion, is the worst video game character?
I would say any Sonic character introduced after 1995, but most of all; Shadow.
RUNNER UP: Salazaar from RE4. I keeled over laughing when Leon chucked that knife through his little midget hand.
I would say any Sonic character introduced after 1995, but most of all; Shadow.
RUNNER UP: Salazaar from RE4. I keeled over laughing when Leon chucked that knife through his little midget hand.
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Some new in-game footage came out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUI0Up4AiQw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcrRM97DzRI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV2Aja_ibFg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqfYd0RP2O0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pBKOtzZkBk
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to change into some fresh pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUI0Up4AiQw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcrRM97DzRI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV2Aja_ibFg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqfYd0RP2O0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pBKOtzZkBk
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to change into some fresh pants.
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Suggestions & Requests / Event System: Ideas and Suggestions!
« on: August 12, 2008, 08:16:50 PM »
There's plenty of stuff that can be done with the event system, but surprisingly, it could be made capable of much more than it already is. This is a thread for everyone to post ideas and requests for modding events. Let's get things started:
Event Limitation: This is a must. Basically, a seperate GUI that Super Admins can use to toggle what events players can and cannot use, or put a limit on the options of certain outputs (ie make it so they can't spawn a bajillion gravity missiles in a fraction of a second). Very, very useful.
Inputs:
- Specific Projectile Hit: Activates event based on a projectile specified from a drop box hitting the brick. Example: Shooting a log with a gun will do nothing, but shooting it with a flamethrower causes it to toggle an event that makes the log burn.
- Marked Player Touch/Activate: Activates event based on specifically marked players. See "Mark Player" output below.
Targets:
- Specific Player: Affects any player on the server chosen from a drop box. Admin only for obvious reasons. (Voodoo, anyone?)
- Marked Player: Affects players with a specific mark. See "Mark Player" output below. Admin Only.
Outputs:
- (un)Cloak Player: Makes player invisible or makes invisible players re-appear.
- Teleport Player: Obvious. Teleports player to specified brick.
- Mark Player: Puts a mark on the player, specified by a text input. Example: A jail spawn puts the mark "PRISONER" on players who touch it. If the marked players attempt to escape and step on a certain brick, an event could be toggled to set off an alarm, but if a non-marked player steps on it, nothing happens.
I'll think of some more later. If you have any ideas, don't hesitate to post them!
Event Limitation: This is a must. Basically, a seperate GUI that Super Admins can use to toggle what events players can and cannot use, or put a limit on the options of certain outputs (ie make it so they can't spawn a bajillion gravity missiles in a fraction of a second). Very, very useful.
Inputs:
- Specific Projectile Hit: Activates event based on a projectile specified from a drop box hitting the brick. Example: Shooting a log with a gun will do nothing, but shooting it with a flamethrower causes it to toggle an event that makes the log burn.
- Marked Player Touch/Activate: Activates event based on specifically marked players. See "Mark Player" output below.
Targets:
- Specific Player: Affects any player on the server chosen from a drop box. Admin only for obvious reasons. (Voodoo, anyone?)
- Marked Player: Affects players with a specific mark. See "Mark Player" output below. Admin Only.
Outputs:
- (un)Cloak Player: Makes player invisible or makes invisible players re-appear.
- Teleport Player: Obvious. Teleports player to specified brick.
- Mark Player: Puts a mark on the player, specified by a text input. Example: A jail spawn puts the mark "PRISONER" on players who touch it. If the marked players attempt to escape and step on a certain brick, an event could be toggled to set off an alarm, but if a non-marked player steps on it, nothing happens.
I'll think of some more later. If you have any ideas, don't hesitate to post them!
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Suggestions & Requests / Big ol' add-on re-upload thread
« on: July 27, 2008, 06:26:27 PM »
So, a big problem on the forums is the constant flow of threads saying "OMG CAN PLZ HAVE BETTR LIKN 2 SUPEREXLOSIONGUN?!?!" and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
The only real way to stop it is to actually re-upload any files that were removed that people may still want. I'm putting this in suggestions since it seems fitting, but someone can move this to Add-Ons if it's more appropriate there.
In this thread, you can request something that was deleted OR be nice enough to upload it somewhere for others to enjoy. I'll get things started with a few requests.
Aloshi's Bomber Bot
Gikon's Self Delete Bomb (V2)
Minion's Spider Vehicle
Note: I won't be able to upload anything for you guys. There were lots of juicy files in my old PC, but the keyboard is destroyed and I can't even log on unless I get an external USB-keyboard, which may not happen for quite some time. Sorry. :^(
EDIT: If you're re-uploading something, make sure to include any and all files associated with it. IE; if you're uploading a bomb, make sure it's not just the CS file and it also includes particles and such files.
The only real way to stop it is to actually re-upload any files that were removed that people may still want. I'm putting this in suggestions since it seems fitting, but someone can move this to Add-Ons if it's more appropriate there.
In this thread, you can request something that was deleted OR be nice enough to upload it somewhere for others to enjoy. I'll get things started with a few requests.
Aloshi's Bomber Bot
Gikon's Self Delete Bomb (V2)
Minion's Spider Vehicle
Note: I won't be able to upload anything for you guys. There were lots of juicy files in my old PC, but the keyboard is destroyed and I can't even log on unless I get an external USB-keyboard, which may not happen for quite some time. Sorry. :^(
EDIT: If you're re-uploading something, make sure to include any and all files associated with it. IE; if you're uploading a bomb, make sure it's not just the CS file and it also includes particles and such files.
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Drama / block dude: That slippery eel!
« on: June 19, 2008, 07:42:24 PM »
I was on the Desert Survival server. When I spawned, block dude was trying to attack Bushido's fort. Whenever Bushido managed to kill him (every time) block dude would whine "WTF YOU KILLED ME ADMIN PLZ BAN HIM" without mentioning that he started the fight.
I joined up with Bushido and fended him off. Then he came to the fort WITHOUT mindlessly shooting spears at us. We let him in, but eventually he started attacking Bushido for no reason. I speared him through the head and he shouted "WTF SHRUM KILLED ME FOR NO REASON BANBANBAN!". I was banned.
He does this on every server. I'm serious, every server I have seen him in he ALWAYS does this.
So... Uhh... Could someone do me a favor and go to the server and post this thread in my defense? Thanks.
I joined up with Bushido and fended him off. Then he came to the fort WITHOUT mindlessly shooting spears at us. We let him in, but eventually he started attacking Bushido for no reason. I speared him through the head and he shouted "WTF SHRUM KILLED ME FOR NO REASON BANBANBAN!". I was banned.
He does this on every server. I'm serious, every server I have seen him in he ALWAYS does this.
So... Uhh... Could someone do me a favor and go to the server and post this thread in my defense? Thanks.
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Drama / family values on BlockLand
« on: February 22, 2008, 04:56:55 PM »
There's a lot of it for some reason. Whenever I go up to people and use the love emote they start calling me a dirty homo.
I asked this one guy called Shif7 why he hated gay people so much. He said when he was ten (probably a year ago) he came across a picture of gay research and ever since he has hated all gay people. He really hated millions of people just because he saw two of them blowing each other off.
Then I asked him if a black guy killed his mom, would he hate all black people. He admitted yes. But then he said it would be because he has autism. Yes, that's right, he would blame his hatred for billions of people on his autism. He apparently didn't have a very severe kind of autism. In fact, he may have just made that up.
I don't care if this kid is autistic, I want to punch him.
I asked this one guy called Shif7 why he hated gay people so much. He said when he was ten (probably a year ago) he came across a picture of gay research and ever since he has hated all gay people. He really hated millions of people just because he saw two of them blowing each other off.
Then I asked him if a black guy killed his mom, would he hate all black people. He admitted yes. But then he said it would be because he has autism. Yes, that's right, he would blame his hatred for billions of people on his autism. He apparently didn't have a very severe kind of autism. In fact, he may have just made that up.
I don't care if this kid is autistic, I want to punch him.
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Drama / Aidan: THE THREAD!
« on: February 14, 2008, 07:30:22 PM »
I went to a dedicated freebuild (forgot the name) where this guy called Aidan was an admin. Among the builds there was a small condo being built by a quiet little new guy named BlockGuy or something. It said "CONDO" in large letters on the build. I felt up to a little Shrumly mischief, so I placed an M at the end of the word.
Aidan saw this and rushed over with his Madmin Wand (TM) then proceeded to smash every bit of the condo. BlockGuy left in frustration without saying anything. Aidan and I had a little chat that went something like this:
Me: Uhhh why did you do that?
Him: BECAUSE IT SAID CONDOM IDIOT
Him: UR A STUPID PERVERT
Me: BlockGuy built it to be a condo. I just put the M there as a joke, idiot. You got carried away.
Him: EVERYONE HATES ME I AM LEAVING (Yes, he really said that)
*Aidan has left the game*
The funniest part is he didn't delete the M... Wow...
Aidan saw this and rushed over with his Madmin Wand (TM) then proceeded to smash every bit of the condo. BlockGuy left in frustration without saying anything. Aidan and I had a little chat that went something like this:
Me: Uhhh why did you do that?
Him: BECAUSE IT SAID CONDOM IDIOT
Him: UR A STUPID PERVERT
Me: BlockGuy built it to be a condo. I just put the M there as a joke, idiot. You got carried away.
Him: EVERYONE HATES ME I AM LEAVING (Yes, he really said that)
*Aidan has left the game*
The funniest part is he didn't delete the M... Wow...
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Suggestions & Requests / Disguise Kit
« on: February 14, 2008, 04:55:55 PM »
Inspired by Team Fortress 2.
It's a small item that, when triggered, opens a gui that can change your shown name, name color and avatar. But the best feature would be the ability for it to work during Team Death Matches while uniforms are on.
It's very plausible and shouldn't be hard to make. What do you think?
It's a small item that, when triggered, opens a gui that can change your shown name, name color and avatar. But the best feature would be the ability for it to work during Team Death Matches while uniforms are on.
It's very plausible and shouldn't be hard to make. What do you think?
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Drama / Supersnake117
« on: January 09, 2008, 04:08:41 PM »
I went to his camping server and saw he had made two teams, campers and animals. They both had weapons so I figured it was a DM until I saw Supersnake screaming at everyone "THIS IS NOT A DM SO DON'T FIGHT YOU MORONS".
I asked him why we had weapons if we weren't allowed to fight. He said it was for self defense. After cleaning up the mess that happened in my room after my head exploded, I asked him what we were defending ourselves from. He just said "GET A GRIP ON REALITY, LOSER!"
At this point I knew I was messing with some Second Amendment loving psychopath. I kept asking him what the hell was the point of weapons if we weren't allowed to fight, he just banned me for being "annoying".
I asked him why we had weapons if we weren't allowed to fight. He said it was for self defense. After cleaning up the mess that happened in my room after my head exploded, I asked him what we were defending ourselves from. He just said "GET A GRIP ON REALITY, LOSER!"
At this point I knew I was messing with some Second Amendment loving psychopath. I kept asking him what the hell was the point of weapons if we weren't allowed to fight, he just banned me for being "annoying".
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