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Off Topic / How to walk quietly on a carpet during the night?
« on: January 11, 2013, 12:16:31 PM »
I know this sounds weird, but I heard that it helps to squeeze some of the muscles surrounding your bladder for better balance + general silence. Trouble is the carpet latches violently to anything that comes in contact with it, so each step I take lasts about 10 seconds. Is there any odd method/secret ancient chinese art/ghetto street knowledge you can fill me in on so that I can remain unheard in the shadows?