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Games / Kingdom FOOKIN' CUM Deliverance
« on: January 26, 2018, 01:03:31 AM »
Ive been waiting FOUR LONG YEARS for this god damn game, and it releases next month


What the frick is it?

Basically it is a realism based RPG in the 15th century with:

-Cool combat system
-Deep story

Im not going to type it all out but its quite a bit of cool stuff if you like castles, kngihts, kings, peasants, and so on.

"The year is 1403, the region Bohemia, located in the heart of Europe, rich in culture, silver and sprawling castles. The game is based on a true story – a story of kings, heirs, a kingdom, castle sieges and bloody battles.

The King is dead and his eldest son Wenceslas IV becomes the new King of Bohemia.

Wenceslas’s enraged half-brother Sigismund imprisons Wenceslas and invades the country with his mighty army. Unfortunately, in the midst of this chaos, your character Henry suffers. The mercenary army destroys your home and kills your family, you are the sole survivor of the bloodbath and it is here that your road to redemption starts. Enjoy the detailed reconstruction of the 15th century landscape. Use weapons that were used by knights. Take part in epic historical battles that happened in Middle Europe and in castle sieges!"

Off Topic / The time for me to turn 21 is now
« on: December 18, 2017, 02:40:31 AM »
Bring alcohol unto me with haste, for I have been sober for 21 years.

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I am not pro gameplay altering multiplayer microtransactions
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Sort of a rant here because this stuff REALLY boils my blood

Im just over here reading the reviews on Shadow of War, and everyone is saying its good. A real loving homerun, fun gameplay, neat little mechanics and such. Some bugs here and there lowering the score, but that is normal with initial releases.

I scroll down to read the actual reviews, and there is just this SEA of bullstuff. This sea of MORONS complaining about microtransactions. A vast majority of them saying something along the lines of, "Wow this game is so good, but it costs money and there are microtransactions so Ill drop the score by 90 percent." forget these people, forget ALL OF THEM AGH.

Say you took a grinding game (which this is) like Disgaea which already has high reviews. You need to put time in to level stuff up, now the devs want more money so they add a shortcut to level up instantly under the SAME system. People would just flood into Disgaea's reviews and drop negative reviews even though its the same loving game.

AAA video games are so loving expensive to make, and they are worth far more than $60 dollars. Why do these handicaps need to cry about having to spend money on stuff. Why do they get to voice their opinions (why are their opinions in the spotlight, rather) on whats expensive and whats not when most of them are probably in highschool sucking money off of their parents or working part time?

God forbid a studio wants to actually pay its couple thousand employees a fair salary. I make mildly above minimum wage and this stuff is NOT expensive (sorry third world friends). Video games are hobbies and hobbies cost money. Games are a cheap hobby too.

loving forget.

Some people are saying that you need loot boxes to win, everyone Ive spoken to said this is false. There are some reviews saying you dont need them either as well.

That being said I think we need to KILL THE POOR

Off Topic / Google quick, draw!
« on: November 23, 2016, 09:33:04 PM »
It guesses what you draw n'd stuff

Creativity / The Kum Dump
« on: June 21, 2016, 05:46:58 AM »
I nuked the thread and Im going to try and clean it up even more

April Fools 2016 / Fast food thread
« on: April 02, 2016, 02:17:07 AM »
Post em..


April Fools 2016 / People who don't make topics megathread
« on: April 01, 2016, 06:52:04 AM »
If you don't make topics very often, this is the place for you.
Why don't you ever make topics?
Scared to lose your Xbox live rep?
Discuss the act of not making threads / topics.

Games / Need for Speed 2015/2016
« on: March 23, 2016, 04:03:59 AM »

Post your really cool cars and discuss here.

Off Topic / May the 4th be with you friend
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:42:02 AM »
Let us rejoice in the anniversary of Star Wars.

Games / Free "66% OFF Sins of a Solar Empire: Trinity" coupon
« on: June 01, 2013, 12:51:06 AM »
Add me on steam and you can have it and save money on this game/dlc/whateverthCIA.
steam: someguy_1218/KnowledgeableKumquat

Off Topic / ITT: wish OP happy birthday
« on: December 18, 2012, 09:06:14 AM »
and good luck on his finals.
Thanks for the attention. I need it because Im an attention whore.

Off Topic / Free Wilco (animation)
« on: October 28, 2012, 11:36:21 PM »

Creativity / Amazing art by a jellyfish and a kumquat
« on: October 18, 2012, 11:48:26 PM »
It was an amazing collaboration between TheBigBadJellyfish and I.

How did we do?

Off Topic / Tetris scores
« on: August 08, 2012, 08:23:51 PM »
Play Tetris to save the world

High Score: 84539

Off Topic / The 'Merica
« on: July 24, 2012, 07:00:34 PM »
Meet The 'Merica
The Merica is 100% pure bacon patty, topped off with a fried egg, thick cut bacon strips, and some sort of sauce that has bacon in it.

I felt like a super American while eating this.
Discuss the unhealthy crap America makes.

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