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Off Topic / Why are women so attracted to me?

« on: June 21, 2012, 08:33:07 AM »

And I'm not loving joking.
Holy stuff.
And I plan to stay celibate.
Help me you guys.

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Off Topic / I have killed my beloved thread...

« on: June 16, 2012, 07:16:28 AM »

May your soul be spared from the cruelty of this world, O sweet friend. May you be remembered as one of the great threads of the forums.





We lost a friend, a friend that can never be replaced...

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Off Topic / Disturbing, possibly scary, bosses.

« on: June 16, 2012, 06:04:53 AM »

Dan from the first clocktower game
Bobby from the first clocktower game
Nihialanth from half life
All the bosses from Splatterhouse
The Barons of Pain from doom
The Cyber Demon from doom
The Spider Demon from doom
Giygas
The brood mother
Clotho, from God of War 2
Nightmare, Metroid Fusion
And the list goes ooon

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Off Topic / Hydralisk - A COMPELLING MAN

« on: May 29, 2012, 11:43:09 PM »

So I called Hydralisk, and we had Mexican love. And then I went to Foofnugget Fest, and dramatically read the comments. So after that, Thor rocked out in the sky, and Hydra shut him up. And then his GF called and he was like "CAN'T A MAN PLAY BLOCKLAND IN PEACE" and the GF was like, "Whatevs...". So then he left and went to pump some iron. I then came in my pants.
COMPELLING EVIDENCE:

[11:24:11 AM] Turngait Gordito: CAN YOU
[11:24:17 AM] Turngait Gordito: HEAR MY VOICE?
[11:27:36 AM] Turngait Gordito: HYDRA
[11:27:40 AM] *** Call ended, duration 03:39 ***
[11:27:45 AM] Turngait Gordito: MY VOICE
[11:27:50 AM] Turngait Gordito: CAN YOU HEAR IT
[11:27:56 AM] Hydralisk: yea
[11:27:59 AM] Hydralisk: can you hear mine
[11:28:06 AM] Turngait Gordito: I can only here sounds
[11:28:09 AM] Hydralisk: daforget
[11:28:12 AM] Turngait Gordito: I know
[11:28:48 AM] *** Call from Hydralisk ***
[11:29:25 AM] Turngait Gordito: YES
[11:29:29 AM] Turngait Gordito: I CAN HEAR VOICE
[11:34:06 AM] Turngait Gordito: LINK THAT IS TOTALLY NOT DOCTORED
[11:39:09 AM] Turngait Gordito: Goognightpeople
[11:38:54 AM] Alexia Aroth: Hopefully I'm not going to have forgeted-up continuation dreams about rape
/nav
[11:39:58 AM] Hydralisk: brandon.white69
[11:41:24 AM] *** Call ended, duration 12:36 ***
Hydralisk

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Off Topic / Look what I found

« on: May 28, 2012, 05:14:38 AM »

A documentary about zombies. Bravo history channel, bravo.

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Off Topic / Hydra's pleasant conversation - Happy family RP

« on: May 26, 2012, 01:48:30 AM »

Truly pleasant

[1:37:56 PM] Hydralisk: hey
[1:38:10 PM] Turngait Gordito: Helo
[1:38:30 PM] Hydralisk: i read some of your monster ideas. i think they're cool but i just can't keep up with 10 monsters at a time
[1:38:36 PM] Hydralisk: you either need to model your own or get a friend
[1:38:42 PM] Turngait Gordito: Ah well
[1:38:54 PM] Turngait Gordito: Manananggal
[1:39:01 PM] Hydralisk: if i ever finish v1: Dagon, Nightmare, and Mr. Hands then i might add manananggal
[1:39:02 PM] Turngait Gordito: Is loving difficult anyway
[1:39:15 PM] Hydralisk: nah its a legit model
[1:39:18 PM] Hydralisk: i could do it
[1:39:27 PM] Turngait Gordito: No the scripting
[1:39:37 PM] Turngait Gordito: I mean it starts out human
[1:39:49 PM] Turngait Gordito: and then upper body sprouts wings
[1:39:56 PM] Turngait Gordito: And becomes forgeted up
[1:39:59 PM] Hydralisk: thats all effects
[1:41:17 PM] Turngait Gordito: Ah hello normal person- AHHHHHH
[1:41:27 PM] Turngait Gordito: WHY ARE YOU TEARING MY CHEST
[1:41:35 PM] Turngait Gordito: WHY ARE YOU EATING MY SON
[1:41:37 PM] Turngait Gordito: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[1:41:39 PM] Hydralisk: you just described the thing
[1:41:40 PM] Hydralisk: with wings
[1:41:56 PM] Turngait Gordito: Well I put 2 more guys
[1:42:12 PM] Turngait Gordito: The Tikbalang and the Kapre
[1:42:43 PM] Hydralisk: are you like
[1:42:44 PM] Hydralisk: hispanic
[1:42:52 PM] Turngait Gordito: No
[1:42:55 PM] Hydralisk: you have all these weird mexican monsters
[1:42:55 PM] Turngait Gordito: No
[1:42:59 PM] Hydralisk: and a mexican avatar
[1:43:01 PM] Turngait Gordito: I'm filipino
[1:43:08 PM] Hydralisk: same thing
[1:43:08 PM] Hydralisk: jk
[1:43:09 PM] Turngait Gordito: Those are filipino monsters
[1:43:09 PM] Hydralisk: lol
[1:43:15 PM] Hydralisk: :I
[1:43:19 PM] Hydralisk: FILIPINO
[1:43:21 PM] Hydralisk: W/E
[1:43:27 PM] Turngait Gordito: YES
[1:43:42 PM] Turngait Gordito: Also there is one that is literally the water itself
[1:43:49 PM] Turngait Gordito: I forgot it's name
[1:43:53 PM] Hydralisk: Im 'merican. i make 'merican monsters i aint no terrist
[1:44:21 PM] Turngait Gordito: Murrika
[1:44:26 PM] Hydralisk: lol u watched mr hands
[1:44:31 PM] Hydralisk: DEEP TRUSTZ
[1:44:36 PM] Turngait Gordito: AHHHHHHHHHHH
[1:44:40 PM] Turngait Gordito: MY EYES
[1:45:02 PM] Hydralisk: DID HE COME YET?
OOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO OO*the sound of someone getting their intestines coiled up in a horse rooster*
[1:45:16 PM] Turngait Gordito: BAD MEMORIES
[1:45:18 PM] Turngait Gordito: STOP
[1:45:20 PM] Hydralisk: Mr. Hands died because of that
[1:45:30 PM] Hydralisk: no joke
[1:45:34 PM] Hydralisk: he's dead
[1:45:36 PM] Hydralisk: that's a snuff video
[1:45:45 PM] Hydralisk: he died like a week later
[1:45:53 PM] Hydralisk: death by horse brown town
[1:46:00 PM] Turngait Gordito: ...
[1:46:06 PM] Turngait Gordito: Hello nightmares
[1:46:08 PM] Turngait Gordito: hehe
[1:46:09 PM] Turngait Gordito: Mares
[1:46:12 PM] Turngait Gordito: Uhhhhhhh
[1:49:17 PM] Turngait Gordito: I regret watching it
[1:49:22 PM] Turngait Gordito: urrrrrrhhhhhhhh
[1:50:04 PM] Hydralisk: makes you want to... watch more
[1:50:06 PM] Hydralisk: doesnt it
[1:50:15 PM] Turngait Gordito: Yes...
[1:50:24 PM] Hydralisk: Mrs. Hands
[1:50:34 PM] Turngait Gordito: OH PLEASE NO
[1:50:41 PM] Hydralisk: she's like
[1:50:44 PM] Hydralisk: 50 in the video
[1:50:51 PM] Turngait Gordito: Being brown towned in the video
[1:50:59 PM] Hydralisk: old lady butt raped
[1:50:59 PM] Turngait Gordito: By a horse
[1:51:00 PM] Hydralisk: by pony
[1:51:08 PM] Turngait Gordito: OW MY EYES
[1:51:16 PM] Hydralisk: "My little pony.."
[1:51:29 PM] Turngait Gordito: I wonder if we can post this chatlog on the forums...
[1:51:30 PM] Hydralisk: "my little pony~"
[1:51:44 PM] Turngait Gordito: It makes it all thwe more scary

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Drama / CKT was banned

« on: May 26, 2012, 12:31:36 AM »

he swagless

User was banned for this post

Hoist the colors.

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Off Topic / loving UMBRELLA.CO

« on: May 25, 2012, 06:00:23 AM »

THERE IS A loving ZOMBIE

BARELY A MILE FROM MY SHELTER


forget

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Suggestions & Requests / Filipino Mythical Creatures

« on: May 25, 2012, 03:22:18 AM »

/title

This is a kapre
It's almost nearly invincible, save that it has a weakness for fists and prayers
It's as tall as a Narra tree
and it desires children
Physically


This is a Tiyanak
It's entire diet consists of human
It feigns itself as a harmless baby
And the only way to kill it is rituals, prayers, and garlic.
Oh, and sometimes, when you see it in the woods, once you go near it'll become an old man.


This is an Aswang
A master shapeshifter
Fears everything holy
Unusually strong
Can fly
This picture is it, in it's true form.


Filipino version of Dwarves
Still loving creepy
Curses you if you so much as go near it's home.
Curses range from Swollen extremities, to gender change
Immortal
Probably invulnerable
Prayers solve everything


A giant sea serpent
Literally devoured several moons
Can be deterred by noise, and noise only.
Can literally destroy earth as we know it.
Resides in the deepest ocean


The White Lady!
The poster girl for filipino mythical creatures
Ghost of a woman scorned
Varies from, "Husband cheated on me" To "Burned alive"
Can kill you with fear
Spectral shapeshifter
Can only be DETERRED by rituals and prayers.


The flame of St. Elmo
Can literally impregnate women
Sadistic
No amount of rituals and prayers is gonna save you, women.
Run.


Aswang, pre transformation form.
Hote
Can conceal leathery wings
Hote
Super-strength


Manananggal
Eats Fetuses, Babies, and internal organs.
Severed lower half.
Once it grabs you, you can never go down, unless helped by an external force.
Super-Strength
Filthy rich in human form
Beautiful in human form
Can only be killed by destroying the Lower half, preferably with salt.


Bangungot literally translates to "Nightmare" in english.
Kills people of sleep paralysis
Absorbs your soul
Can't kill it, can't deter it
Agent of the devil.

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Off Topic / Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure

« on: May 19, 2012, 01:02:24 AM »

For a long time, Blockland was experiencing peace, peace it never had before. Until one fateful day...


Badspot.


Yes, my Loyal friend?


I wish to change something in your game...


Tell me, friend.


I wish to remove Terrains and Interiors...


ARE YOU INSANE!?! YOU SHALL BREAK THE BALANCE OF THIS WORLD AND IT WILL FALL TO CHAOS!


We shall see about that... BRAAVOS!


Yes, O lord of darkness?


Seize him...


Where are you taking me? NO! I SHALL NOT BE INDIGNATED! UNHAND ME YOU FOOLS!


I cast forth on myself the power of the shadows!


Power of the what?


PIE JESU DOMINE
DONA EIS REQUIEM


That doesn't even BEGIN to make s-
*Pocket dimensioned*


Let it be known that from this day, I will be known as KOmpressor, LORD OF DARKNESS!
*Thundercrackle*


It shall be so milord...
And so begins the crusade to end all crusade, led by the terror that is the Braavo tandem. Many Terrain, and Interior warriors were slain. The elder 1x1 spam foretold this... However it also foretold that there will be one hero to rise up and end the Dark Lord, one who has the bloodline of the Terrain. One whose muscle and sinew is made of the finest interior... He is the son of badspot.


Francesco Papallo! Badspotborn!

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Off Topic / Action League, Now!

« on: April 04, 2012, 08:49:38 AM »

For those of you who don't recall, Action League, Now! was a show in Nickelodeon (Nicktoons) that revolved around the mishaps of action figure heroes. Needless to say this show was loving AWESOME.

A brief description on the Protagonists.

The chief: He is the bossman, and he's black. He's boss monday.
Justice: A doge named Justice, does almost nothing and appears rarely. Although he is good doge.
The Flesh:He's super strong, but super naked.
Thunder girl: She flies, like thunder.
Stinky Diver: Former Navy Commando with an attitude as bad as his odor.
Meltman: With the power to... Melt.


PICTOERZ:




Discuss.

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Off Topic / Tony PM'd me

« on: March 31, 2012, 05:34:03 AM »

So Tony PM'd (I can't provide tangible proof since I can't Print Screen)

Hey bro why don't you just make a poll asking members if they would feel better if I left or stayed.


I bet you won't get the results you are looking for.

Discuss n' Vote.

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Creativity / Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

« on: March 18, 2012, 06:42:55 AM »

I believe this thread needs to come in order.
For those of you uninformed chaps, SirLancealot7 created a thread that is in essence Dungeons and Dragons on the computer. In homage to this man, I shall resurrect his thread using his rules, and the map conjured by Mulch. However if pressed by the original creator of the thread, I shall lock this thread in respect of his wishes. I believe a link to said thread is in order: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=179000.0
All the information you could possibly need in order to understand how this game functions is in said thread. However being the man that I am I shall find a place in my thread for the character sheet, how to derive traits, and Sirlancealot7's Gloriously beauteous map of Kelvaria.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I shall allow 7 players, and for characters to start as Level 1-2.
We are currently:Complete.

1.Sirlanealot7 - Kolkoli (Level 6 Drow Seeker)
2.Mr. Jelly - Jell Y. (Level 6 Human Ranger)
3.Vegetarian Zombie - Vegetari (Level 6 Human Righteous Assassin)
4.xxxxkill - Alex Aroth (Level 3 Human Warlock)
5.Thorax - John Silver-Tongue (Level 4 Human Rogue)
6.kill all - Drakus (Level 2 Elf Mage assassin)
7.MaroonCacti - Ophidyus (Level 5 Bard)
8.Port - Ryalen (Level 5 Sorcerer)
9.Lil Robot- Guybrush - (Level 5 Ranger)

-Special DM NPC's-
1.Hetna (Level 6 Elf Cleric)
2.Rourkkus (Level 5 Half orc Fighter)
3.Zadok (Level 5 Half centaur Fighter)
4.Bororton (Level 6 Human Alchemist)
Please refer to each other using the character names.

The following traits will be used:

Strength
Dexterity
Wisdom
Constitution
Intelligence
Charisma

You start out with 10 points to add any of the above traits.  If you have a 2 in Strength, then a climb check you I would roll a D20 and add the +2 from your strength.  You gain more points as you level up.  


(Player Name) - (Level) - (Race) - (Class)

Health: (current health)/(base health:to get your base health, multiply your constitution by 4 and then add 4)
Strength:
Dexterity:
Wisdom:
Constitution:
Intelligence:

Gold:

Armor Level: (not everyone can wear every armor type, you will start out with cloth armor, zero armor points)

Special Abilities/Feats: (These will be granted at certain levels depending on your class/race.  You start out with none.)

Status: (You may post this, but I may change it depending on the outcome of the roll)

Inventory: (start out with minimal crap)
In order to get a story moving (much like the thread that spawned this thread), I shall require the back stories of your characters.


This is Sirlanealot7's Visually appealing map of Kelvaria, it is a map among other maps.

Character sheets:

Here's mine from Lance's dedthread

Jell Y. - 5 - Human - Ranger

Health: 20/20
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 9
Wisdom: 2
Constitution: 5
Intelligence: 2

Gold: 8

Armor Class: (10+3+armor)
Armor: Leather +2 AR, 3 dex

Special Abilities/Feats:

Status: Full

Inventory: Bow, 10x iron arrows, Green tunic, Blessed Rifle (2 loaded rounds, 4976/5000 milliliters water), 70x spare rifle rounds, Bayonet-Gun, 29x blunderbuss rounds, Potion of Healing (3 uses left) Note to self: each shot drains 4 milliliters

Backstory: Raised by elves at a young age, Jell was taught in the way in the ways of the woodland ranger. He left as an outcast, shunned by humans and shunned by elves.

Vegetari - 5 - Human - Righteous Assassin (numberXP)

Health: 20/20
Strength: 7
Dexterity: 10
Wisdom: 3
Constitution: 4
Intelligence: 2
Charisma: 2 (Necklace adds +1)

Gold: 183

Armor Level: 23 (Headgear adds +5, Gauntlets add +1)
Armor: Cloth +2

Special Abilities/Feats:
Healing Hand
5-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique


Equipped Weapon: The Dishonorable Edge, Crude Assassin's Hand Guard Gun-Thing,
Equipped Armor: Cloth robes and cloak (+1 Armor, +2 Dexterity)

Equipped Headgear: Highlander's Glory (+3 Armor)

Misc. Equips: Tooth necklace from bear thing (+1 Charisma)
Combat Gauntlets (+1 Constitution, +1 Armor)

Kolkoli - 5 - Drow - Seeker

Health: 20/20

Strength: 5
Dexterity: 5
Wisdom: 5
Constitution: 4
Intelligence: 2
Charisma: 4

Gold: 216 gold

Armor Level: 10+5+1=16

Special Abilities/Feats:
        Cloud of Darkness - a 30 by 30 foot cloud of dark smoke/powder appears.  Only drow are able to see through it.
        Lightning Arrow - A lightning fast arrow fires from my bow.  It has a 50 percent chance to paralyze if you roll greater than 15.  You roll a D10 for damage.

Status: IMMA SHOOT DAT NOOB

Inventory:
Longbow - 1d8 - x3
Hidden blade - 1d6 - x2
Rope - 50 feet
Drow House Ring
Cloth armor
Gauntlets.
Letter.
5x Greek Fire
3x Health potions

Rourkkus - 5 - Half orc - Fighter.
Health: 48/48
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Wisdom: 1
Constitution: 7 (Mask of the hardy man adds 4)
Intelligence: 0

Gold:1

Armor level: 0 (Wearing "Classy outfit")

Special abilities: none

Status: Sudden clarity

Inventory: The scimitar of the fatherland, Mask of the hardy man, and Classy outfit.

Zadok - 4 - Half Centaur - Fighter.
Health: 16/16
Strength: 6 (Mask of the vengeful spirit adds 4)
Dexterity: 1
Wisdom: 1
Constitution: 4
Intelligence: 0
adok

Gold:1

Armor level: 0 (Wearing "Classy outfit")

Special abilities: none

Status: Sudden clarity

Inventory: The morning's light, Mask of the vengeful spirit, and Classy outfit, Fishmace.

Drakus - 2 - Elf - Mage/Assassin (0 EXP)
Health: 12/12
Strength:1
Dexterity:1
Wisdom:3
Constitution:2
Intelligence:4
Charisma:1

Gold: 7

Armor: Cloth +0

Special Abilities/Feats: Somewhat good influence over creatures of darkness

Status: Somewhat insane, but normal

Inventory: Black robes, Walking Staff

The son of a prominent family who was kidnapped at the age of 3. He was held in a dungeon where magicians performed alchemic and magical experiments on him, eventually causing him to go insane. They successfuly imbued him with a dark aura, but he had no idea how to use it. One day he saw a chance to escape and took it, and through a random series of unexplainable events, of which he cannot recollect, he was able to overpower his captors. He had escaped through a forest to a small town nearby attempts to get stronger and learn how to use his "dark aura."

Alex Aroth - Level 3 - Human - Warlock (There should be a difference between these. Warlocks specialize in the arcane magic but are bad at necromancy. Mages specialize in elemental magic but are bad at arcane. Necromancers specialize in necromancy (no stuff, sherlock) but are bad at elemental. Wizards are balanced between all three.)

Health: 8/8
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 2
Wisdom: 5
Constitution: 1
Intelligence: 4
(Quick question. What does Wisdom do, and what does Intellegence do?)

Gold: (Do I get lego's?)

Armor Level: I dunno.

Special Abilities/Feats: Pretty sure this is N/A

Status: N/A

Inventory:
-Black robes lined with white. (Equipped)
-Plain ol' staff.

Backstory time
Alex was once a normal person. Young, ambitious, and curious. One day, he journeyed into a forest. There, he met an old hermit. But this was no ordinary hermit. The two of them talked, not about simple things, like the weather, or the trees. They spoke of the arcane arts. Alex would return to his home to find it ransacked and burned.
The old hermit helped him. Raised him. Taught him the ways of the arcane.
Taught him how to fight.
Prepared him for adventure.
At this point in time, all Alex wants is peace, and serenity.
Also, he wants his parents murderer's heads on sticks, but that's another matter.
He mainly wants peace and serenity.

Ophidyus-5-Bard

Charangger sheet
Health 20/20
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 8
Wisdom: 1
Constitution: 5
Intelligence: 1

Armor: Bone armor (AR +5, Dex +1, Con +2)

Inventory: Lute, Flute, Bread, Ready mug, Ale, 60x throwing knives.

Bororton-6-Alchemist
Health: 8/8
Strength:1
Dexterity:1
Wisdom:6
Constitution:1
Intelligence:8
Charisma:1

Gold: 20

Special Abilities/Feats: Craft Firebomb, Craft acid, Craft Health potion

Status: Eager


Inventory: Alchemist's Spectres, Walking staff, White robe

He is an alchemist in the city of Baer, who possesses an inherent ability to craft liquid explosives and apothecracy items. Due to this, the now dead Father Antoese Exploited his abilities, and had him make an outrageous amount of potions that help him live longer. However, he is saved by a kindly party who dealt judgement on Father Antoese and his men.

Ryalen - 5 - Human - Sorcerer

Alignment: True Neutral
Health: 72/72
Strength: 16
Dexterity: 18
Wisdom: 19
Constitution: 17
Intelligence: 17
Charisma: 15
He is a shade, who was generated by the will of Vegetari. He is the guide of Vegetari's mind, and he knows everything about it. He also knows that Vegetari's mind can lead to the inferno.

Now I believe I shall paint your surroundings to you.
The search for the Spring of Dunlain continues! Our Assassin's protege, sleeps!

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Off Topic / I'm tense.

« on: January 21, 2012, 09:11:58 PM »

After reading the scum Iban's long drawn out genocide rape ran, I am shaking quite steadily now, as of such my verbal skills have been reduced.
Please help me.

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General Discussion / Greetings, I am of recent arrival here.

« on: January 21, 2012, 05:25:50 AM »

It appears as though even if I know the rules and other such, suffice to say, my viewing here wasn't quite stellar. So before I go one step further of the position I am in for the time being, could someone be kind enough as to point out several things in order to ensure a maximum chance of survival?
Bode thee well good sirs.

It appears Frontrox was kind enough to provide me with an avatar. A glass of brandy to you my good sir.