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Drama / Lord Tony is offering to send me research for Steam Games.

« on: April 11, 2012, 07:30:41 PM »

/title
This Drama sums itself up. I also wonder where he gets the content sometimes.
Not because I think its hot you creep, I wondering what sick site has pony research on it.
I closed the window so I couldn't recover the entire conversation.
 

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Lord Tony: send me a steam game and we will be all cool
Ayzkalyn: fine
Lord Tony: where is my game
LATER...

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Lord Tony: ill give you research if you give me a game
Ayzkalyn: kthnx
Lord Tony: where is my gamne
Lord Tony: 7w6utg
Lord Tony: http://images.idontthinkso.se/youreallydontneedthislinkforums
what is wrong with this world

also:

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Lord Tony: I also have a burning hatred for My Little Pony because it was written by a forget-tarded closet feminational socialist who should be burned at the stake for crimes against humanity. The flabby neckbeards known as bronies all need to die of cancer and AIDS for the unforgivable act of liking My Little Pony.

Tony doesn't seem to understand that bronies don't think ponies are hot
we think girls dressed like ponies are hot
...
...
...
also he sends me mutilated ponies that have been tortured via cacti

Whats wrong with this picture?

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Off Topic / I'm stupid and can't script in Batch

« on: April 10, 2012, 10:35:10 PM »

This code crashes my game, if someone could point out the errors or correct it that would be nice.
Incase you are stupid and didn't read the title its in Batch.

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:StrengthPoint
SET Level=StrengthPoint
cls
echo This might be a good time to ask, how strong are you?
echo Note that you have 5 skills, Strength, Archery, Intelligence, Agility, and Persuasion.
echo Each skill can be positioned on a meter of 5 levels. If you set strength to level 5, nothing else can be level 5.
echo Once a level for a skill has been set, it cannot be changed, or have anything else at the same level.
echo.
echo Strength levels decide how strong or weak you are, how good you will do in a fight, if you can open a sealed door, and much more.
echo Choose wisely.
echo.
echo 1.) One guy punched me and had to wait an hour before he felt me hitting him back. - Level 1
echo.
echo 2.) I'm not very strong. - Level 2
echo.
echo 3.) I am fairly average. - Level 3
echo.
echo 4.) You could say I am quite strong. - Level 4
echo.
echo 5.) I am extremely strong. - Level 5
echo.
SET /p choice= Your Strength level is :
if %choice%==1 goto Strength1
if %choice%==2 goto Strength2
if %choice%==3 goto Strength3
if %choice%==4 goto Strength4
if %choice%==5 goto Strength5
goto StrengthPoint
:StrengthTaken
echo Sorry, that skill level is taken by another skill.
echo.
pause
goto StrengthPoint
:Strength1
if %Stregth%==1 goto StrengthTaken
if %Archery%==1 goto StrengthTaken
if %Agility%==1 goto StrengthTaken
if %Persuasion%==1 goto StrengthTaken
if %Intelligence%==1 goto StrengthTaken
SET /a Strength=1
goto ArcheryPoint
:Strength2
if %Stregth%==2 goto StrengthTaken
if %Archery%==2 goto StrengthTaken
if %Agility%==2 goto StrengthTaken
if %Persuasion%==2 goto StrengthTaken
if %Intelligence%==2 goto StrengthTaken
SET /a Strength=2
goto ArcheryPoint
:Strength3
if %Stregth%==3 goto StrengthTaken
if %Archery%==3 goto StrengthTaken
if %Agility%==3 goto StrengthTaken
if %Persuasion%==3 goto StrengthTaken
if %Intelligence%==3 goto StrengthTaken
SET /a Strength=3
goto ArcheryPoint
:Strength4
if %Stregth%==4 goto StrengthTaken
if %Archery%==4 goto StrengthTaken
if %Agility%==4 goto StrengthTaken
if %Persuasion%==4 goto StrengthTaken
if %Intelligence%==4 goto StrengthTaken
SET /a Strength=4
goto ArcheryPoint
:Strength5
if %Stregth%==5 goto StrengthTaken
if %Archery%==5 goto StrengthTaken
if %Agility%==5 goto StrengthTaken
if %Persuasion%==5 goto StrengthTaken
if %Intelligence%==5 goto StrengthTaken
SET /a Strength=5
goto ArcheryPoint
:ArcheryPoint
cls
echo This might be a good time to ask, how good at Archery are you?
echo Note that you have 5 skills, Strength, Archery, Intelligence, Agility, and Persuasion.
echo Each skill can be positioned on a meter of 5 levels. If you set strength to level 5, nothing else can be level 5.
echo Once a level for a skill has been set, it cannot be changed, or have anything else at the same level.
echo.
echo Archery decides how well you use ranged weapons.
echo Choose wisely.
echo.
echo 1.) I am Level 1
echo.
echo 2.) I am Level 2
echo.
echo 3.) I am Level 3
echo.
echo 4.) I am Level 4
echo.
echo 5.) I am Level 5
echo.
SET /p choice= Your Archery level is :
if %choice%==1 goto Archery1
if %choice%==2 goto Archery2
if %choice%==3 goto Archery3
if %choice%==4 goto Archery4
if %choice%==5 goto Archery5
goto StrengthPoint
:ArcheryTaken
echo Sorry, that skill level is taken by another skill.
echo.
pause
goto ArcheryPoint
:Archery1
SET /a Archery=1
if %Stregth%==1 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Archery%==1 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Agility%==1 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Persuasion%==1 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Intelligence%==1 goto ArcheryTaken
goto AgilityPoint
:Archery2
if %Stregth%==2 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Archery%==2 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Agility%==2 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Persuasion%==2 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Intelligence%==2 goto ArcheryTaken
SET /a Archery=2
goto AgilityPoint
:Archery3
if %Stregth%==3 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Archery%==3 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Agility%==3 goto Archeryaken
if %Persuasion%==3 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Intelligence%==3 goto ArcheryTaken
SET /a Archery=3
goto AgilityPoint
:Archery4
if %Stregth%==4 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Archery%==4 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Agility%==4 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Persuasion%==4 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Intelligence%==4 goto ArcheryTaken
SET /a Archery=4
goto AgilityPoint
:Archery5
if %Stregth%==5 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Archery%==5 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Agility%==5 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Persuasion%==5 goto ArcheryTaken
if %Intelligence%==5 goto ArcheryTaken
SET /a Archery=5
goto AgilityPoint
:AgilityPoint
cls
echo This might be a good time to ask, how good at Agility are you?
echo Note that you have 5 skills, Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Archery, and Persuasion.
echo Each skill can be positioned on a meter of 5 levels. If you set strength to level 5, nothing else can be level 5.
echo Once a level for a skill has been set, it cannot be changed, or have anything else at the same level.
echo.
echo Agility decides how well you run and jump, climb, sneak, and more.
echo Choose wisely.
echo.
echo 1.) I am Level 1
echo.
echo 2.) I am Level 2
echo.
echo 3.) I am Level 3
echo.
echo 4.) I am Level 4
echo.
echo 5.) I am Level 5
echo.
SET /p choice= Your Agility level is :
if %choice%==1 goto Agility1
if %choice%==2 goto Agility2
if %choice%==3 goto Agility3
if %choice%==4 goto Agility4
if %choice%==5 goto Agility5
goto StrengthPoint
:AgilityTaken
echo Sorry, that skill level is taken by another skill.
echo.
pause
goto AgilityPoint
:Agility1
SET /a Agility=1
if %Stregth%==1 goto AgilityTaken
if %Agility%==1 goto AgilityTaken
if %Archery%==1 goto AgilityTaken
if %Persuasion%==1 goto AgilityTaken
if %Intelligence%==1 goto AgilityTaken
goto Smartpoint
:Agility2
if %Stregth%==2 goto AgilityTaken
if %Agility%==2 goto AgilityTaken
if %Archery%==2 goto AgilityTaken
if %Persuasion%==2 goto AgilityTaken
if %Intelligence%==2 goto AgilityTaken
SET /a Agility=2
goto Smartpoint
:Agility3
if %Stregth%==3 goto AgilityTaken
if %Agility%==3 goto AgilityTaken
if %Archery%==3 goto Agilityaken
if %Persuasion%==3 goto AgilityTaken
if %Intelligence%==3 goto AgilityTaken
SET /a Agility=3
goto Smartpoint
:Agility4
if %Stregth%==4 goto AgilityTaken
if %Agility%==4 goto AgilityTaken
if %Archery%==4 goto AgilityTaken
if %Persuasion%==4 goto AgilityTaken
if %Intelligence%==4 goto AgilityTaken
SET /a Agility=4
goto Smartpoint
:Agility5
if %Stregth%==5 goto AgilityTaken
if %Agility%==5 goto AgilityTaken
if %Archery%==5 goto AgilityTaken
if %Persuasion%==5 goto AgilityTaken
if %Intelligence%==5 goto AgilityTaken
SET /a Agility=5
goto Smartpoint
:Smartpoint
cls
echo This might be a good time to ask, how smart are you?
echo Note that you have 5 skills, Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Archery, and Persuasion.
echo Each skill can be positioned on a meter of 5 levels. If you set strength to level 5, nothing else can be level 5.
echo Once a level for a skill has been set, it cannot be changed, or have anything else at the same level.
echo.
echo Intelligence decides how well you think, and how smart you are.
echo Choose wisely.
echo.
echo 1.) I am Level 1
echo.
echo 2.) I am Level 2
echo.
echo 3.) I am Level 3
echo.
echo 4.) I am Level 4
echo.
echo 5.) I am Level 5
echo.
SET /p choice= Your Intelligence level is :
if %choice%==1 goto Intelligence1
if %choice%==2 goto Intelligence2
if %choice%==3 goto Intelligence3
if %choice%==4 goto Intelligence4
if %choice%==5 goto Intelligence5
goto StrengthPoint
:IntelligenceTaken
echo Sorry, that skill level is taken by another skill.
echo.
pause
goto IntelligencePoint
:Intelligence1
SET /a Intelligence=1
if %Stregth%==1 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==1 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Archery%==1 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Persuasion%==1 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==1 goto IntelligenceTaken
goto PersPoint
:Intelligence2
if %Stregth%==2 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==2 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Archery%==2 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Persuasion%==2 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==2 goto IntelligenceTaken
SET /a Intelligence=2
goto PersPoint
:Intelligence3
if %Stregth%==3 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==3 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Archery%==3 goto Intelligenceaken
if %Persuasion%==3 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==3 goto IntelligenceTaken
SET /a Intelligence=3
goto PersPoint
:Intelligence4
if %Stregth%==4 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==4 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Archery%==4 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Persuasion%==4 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==4 goto IntelligenceTaken
SET /a Intelligence=4
goto PersPoint
:Intelligence5
if %Stregth%==5 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==5 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Archery%==5 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Persuasion%==5 goto IntelligenceTaken
if %Intelligence%==5 goto IntelligenceTaken
SET /a Intelligence=5
goto PersPoint
:PersPoint
cls
echo This might be a good time to ask, how good at Persuasion are you?
echo Note that you have 5 skills, Strength, Agility, Persuasion, Archery, and Persuasion.
echo Each skill can be positioned on a meter of 5 levels. If you set strength to level 5, nothing else can be level 5.
echo Once a level for a skill has been set, it cannot be changed, or have anything else at the same level.
echo.
echo Persuasion decides how well you think, and how smart you are.
echo Choose wisely.
echo.
echo 1.) I am Level 1
echo.
echo 2.) I am Level 2
echo.
echo 3.) I am Level 3
echo.
echo 4.) I am Level 4
echo.
echo 5.) I am Level 5
echo.
SET /p choice= Your Persuasion level is :
if %choice%==1 goto Persuasion1
if %choice%==2 goto Persuasion2
if %choice%==3 goto Persuasion3
if %choice%==4 goto Persuasion4
if %choice%==5 goto Persuasion5
goto StrengthPoint
:PersuasionTaken
echo Sorry, that skill level is taken by another skill.
echo.
pause
goto PersuasionPoint
:Persuasion1
SET /a Persuasion=1
if %Stregth%==1 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==1 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Archery%==1 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==1 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==1 goto PersuasionTaken
goto GoBack
:Persuasion2
if %Stregth%==2 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==2 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Archery%==2 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==2 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==2 goto PersuasionTaken
SET /a Persuasion=2
goto GoBack
:Persuasion3
if %Stregth%==3 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==3 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Archery%==3 goto Persuasionaken
if %Persuasion%==3 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==3 goto PersuasionTaken
SET /a Persuasion=3
goto GoBack
:Persuasion4
if %Stregth%==4 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==4 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Archery%==4 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==4 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==4 goto PersuasionTaken
SET /a Persuasion=4
goto GoBack
:Persuasion5
if %Stregth%==5 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==5 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Archery%==5 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==5 goto PersuasionTaken
if %Persuasion%==5 goto PersuasionTaken
SET /a Persuasion=5
goto GoBackHelp would be greatly appreciated.
I am aware Batch is a limited language.

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Off Topic / Hot Anime Minithread

« on: April 10, 2012, 09:06:09 PM »

chilly pepper anime girls go go go

We have the Pony Megathread, and the Real Hot Girls Megathread.
The old Anime Girls Megathread is too old to bump.


I'm to lazy to actually look for this stuff so go go go

no we didn't need this topic
i don't care if its anime if its Japanese and not real it works.

HALL OF FAME:


remember no nudity you sick perverts
pagestretch is allowed

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Clan Discussion / PRH GROUP - PONIES ARE HOT - JOIN NOW

« on: April 09, 2012, 07:20:29 PM »

i am abadoning bric and giving it 2 frontrux as new leader and i am leading this clan nuw
Ponies are hot
wel thus aint rly a clan is more of a group but its rly cool
i rpomise

now i wuld like 2 start wel u se if u r amazing and make videos (unles pony etrotxi stuz) u rnt cula nd if u make cul addons u rnt cul cuz we dont care we care about poneis

wel u se ever sence i was 9 ponies have turned me on
and lknow that i am a vbig boy i am making a bl clan and its anuy ponis


wel you see in the ponies r hot clan PRH we post hot pony imagees and make poni videos and just rly cul lovey lovey hot sauce stuf u see?

ok now that u understand time 4 the memberlist

emmbers:
zealot = epic researchy (lul pun) leadre

mrmccaki = epic co host

kalpgiter = director

blookr

port = hed of the clan videos

ok su u no evrything just ask and ill add u 2 the member list
but now some pony images
sumbit below and rember no nudiety

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Off Topic / Game █ of █ Ponies

« on: April 09, 2012, 06:00:24 PM »

I made this in a few hours.
Its wonderful.

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED - RATED P FOR PONY
IF YOU DO NOT LIKE MY LITTLE PONY DO NOT WATCH IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HM3MOSGNpc&feature=youtu.be

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Off Topic / Frontrox is gay and horny AND NOW A HYPOCRITE = THREAD OF 2012 = PLOT-TWIST

« on: April 09, 2012, 04:26:23 PM »

This was moved from Drama to Off-Topic.
Apparently Eric isn't homophobic like the rest of us.


Read up to page 20 for a plot =twist.

UPDATE

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Frontrox: yeah she is hot
I got that yesterday when I linked him this:




ORIGINAL POST

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Never tell your password to anyone.
Frontrox: I don't think my bf would ,ike that
Frontrox: like
Ayzkalyn: wait
Ayzkalyn: your a girl
Frontrox: No
Frontrox: Im gay
Frontrox: !
Ayzkalyn: posting that to the forums
Frontrox: Almost everyone knows
Ayzkalyn: waitwhat
Ayzkalyn: seriously
Ayzkalyn: like
Frontrox: Well
Frontrox: People who talk to me
Frontrox: you can post it if you want

Frontrox is gay.

I didn't know that.

And I have known him for 2 years.
So thats why he was linking me gay furry research.

/rage

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Gallery / BRICK Headquarters Sneak Peek & Studio [BRIC]

« on: April 08, 2012, 11:13:37 PM »

/title

This is my clan's HQ. The pretty picture at the start, I mean. The other images are
 our Studio with a working TV-Greenscreen-machine-color-changing-thing.
There is one picture of the HQ because its a sneak peek.

I'm afraid I don't have much to say about it. An image is worth a thousand words though dear god that is corny.













blockheads turn me on

Constructive criticism and rating 1/11 is allowed.
Cause I can.

I am aware it is not perfect. It was started last week and has a long way to go.

FINAL VERDICT

im going to rape you

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Drama / Lord Tony quotes himself in Signature - Instant loser

« on: April 01, 2012, 07:02:55 PM »

If you feel so strongly about this then you may as well make the 5th drama topic about me quoting myself.

omg tony
so gay

ban him from ur sebers

User was banned for this post

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Clan Discussion / GARFELD CLAN BAK IN BUSNESS! PURRFECT CLAN!!!!!!!!

« on: April 01, 2012, 04:36:34 PM »

GARFIELD CLAN

I AM THE NEW LEADR OF MAWTYIS GARFIELD CLAN[/b]

in this garfeld clan (origonal one by maty) we do cul harfeld stuff!

members:
ZEALOT
MRMCCAKEY

apply below with a god build and u mite get in

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Drama / Lord Tony is mean and supports spouse rape

« on: April 01, 2012, 03:34:48 PM »

im really scared guys
i might just leave forever

And no, that isn't pony research at the top.

User was banned for this post

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Clan Discussion / BRICK █ A Movie-Making Clan █ ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS █ [BRIC]

« on: March 31, 2012, 11:03:36 AM »

Given the most original name of 2012 award

Brick is a movie-making clan. What makes it unique from the others is that we do not have ranks. We attempt to treat all users fairly by minimizing forum account interaction. You can apply on the forums, or in game. If you would like to see there most recent project, click here. Darkness hosts the official clan server.


Each member is placed in there job group in alphabetical order. Remember that no job is a higher rank than another.
Just because you are a clan member does not mean you are an administrator. Administrators have green usernames and Super-Administrators have gold usernames.
Note that administrators are just people that can be trusted to control a server, but they do not get anything more than the other clan members.

Filmers:
Name: Zealot - Ayzkalyn
Name:
Name:
Name:
Name:

Actors:
Name: Frontrox - Frontrox
Name: Darkness - Darkness ZXW
Name: Fanta - natergator789
Name: LegitCake - MrMcCakey
Name: Spectrum - Spectrum2

Voice Actors:
Name:
Name:
Name:
Name:
Name:

Set Designers: <<< APPLY FOR THAT
Name: Fanta - natergator789
Name: Myst - MYST
Name: Isaac Fox - Isaac Fox
Name: TheCyan - Artificial Blocko
Name:

Hosts:
Name: Darkness - Darkness ZXW
Name:
Name:
Name:
Name:



No My Little Pony haters. You don't have to like the show, but haters just cause trouble we don't need.

Do not use clan builds or sets outside of the server without permission from a super-administrator.


These are clan produced videos that can be found on the Youtube channel Ayzkalyn.


Mar 28, 2012 - PONIES Trailer - Official Movie canceled due to haters

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Off Topic / ████ GUESS THAT PONY ██ FORUM GAME ████

« on: March 31, 2012, 02:21:21 AM »

This pony was customarily designed to make one forum user's avatar in pony form. Reply and comment who you think it is, and in 15 minutes it will be revealed, and if guessed the person will be quoted. Afterward it will be replaced with a new forum user's avatar in pony form.

Previous rounds will go into the "Reserved" space below.

What user is this? Leave a reply below and guess that Pony!

NEW PONY INCOMMING

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Drama / Mr. LoL

« on: March 30, 2012, 05:34:40 PM »

Because we needed a third topic on this incident.



There are two topics on this, but if I had posted in one of them it would be lost forever.

we dunt ned nw topec on mr l0l becuz he gay and sctatch liezzzz!!!!!!!!

Cool.


I made this topic to explain how I know everything and how much better than you I am.


And posts like these don't mean anything.

This doesn't sound like something Mr.LoL would do.

Epic and I wouldn't do that.

Besides, MrLol doesn't do this, and I know he wouldn't.

How exactly do you know this Jacob?


Lets get started on some facts.


Statement on ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude's side

First of all, you can easily do this through the console without Eval. You can set up a bot to type for you and count upwards. Its not very hard.


Statement on Mr. LoL's side

It honestly appears as if Mr. LoL  did not do anything bad. They claimed he was banning as many IDs as he could. Although, he did not ban anybody inside the server. Afterward they cleared the ban list and I assume some people who needed to be banned were unbanned. Although it isn't a huge problem, after being banned once many users get the idea.

Statement on Mr. LoL's side

"BANNED 2000+ USERS" honestly seems a little extreme. I can understand if a bot was typing it for him at megaspeed, but then I would still assume he could only ban about 500 a minute. You can ban a user in 4 minutes.

===== CONCLUSION =====

If I had to pick I would be on Mr. LoL's side here, but I am not on any side.
There is not enough evidence to decide on anything, but there is more on Mr. LoL's end.

Sooooo...
Post evidence that you find below.

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Off Topic / SWAG

« on: March 29, 2012, 06:52:39 PM »

S - Something

W- we

A - Americans

G - got

m i cul yet?

Swag is Australian slang for stolen goods. I doubt any of you knew that.

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Gallery / PONIES Sneak peak

« on: March 28, 2012, 10:46:55 PM »

Please like the video, as the pony haters are disliking it.
Do it for My Little Pony.

Everyone who says this needs to go in the megathread should shut the forget up already.

This is a blockland video and should go in gallery, not off-topic.

This a movie I am creating and I thought that I would post a trailer before its finished.
Its about Blockland and Ponies. Thats all you need to know loves.
You can view the trailer here.

l0l0l0l0l0l gallery isn't limited no ned 2 reserv space

I know. Although its a sneak peak, so I do have something to show.

OMG POSRT IN PONI MEGATHRED

Nope.

Feel free to make suggestions or rate.