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Off Topic / funny stories that happened irl(obviously)

« on: February 05, 2014, 08:36:13 PM »

this one time in little league a long time ago, i think i was in triple a, we were in the dugout, this kid had his finger poking out from the little hole in his pants and he was pretending it was his weiner. he came up to me and said "you wanna taste???" and i started laughing. then this kid walked past me and said "i do" and sucked his finger.

i swear to god, everyone in little league is a handicap.
idk about majors or anything. i stoped playing baseball after that year.

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Off Topic / how do i get my mom to stop being a bitch

« on: January 30, 2014, 07:57:31 PM »

she wants me to eat healthy. she wont take me to any fast food places. im not even fat. you can eat unhealthy foods every once in a while, but she doesnt seem to understand that. im sorry, but im not the most self conscious creature on planet earth

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Off Topic / does anyone else lie about handicapped stuff

« on: January 27, 2014, 09:16:22 PM »

like someone will ask what i ate for lunch, i had a cheeseburger, but i tell them i had a ham sandwich

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Off Topic / my tongue feels like i burned it

« on: January 25, 2014, 11:51:46 PM »

it doesnt feel like its burning, it feels like if you burnt your tongue on hot coffee or something and you're now recovering and you have that feeling on your tongue. thats what i have. i looked it up but im not sure if this is what i have: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_mouth_syndrome

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Off Topic / dumb stuff you did

« on: January 25, 2014, 06:51:56 PM »

i wore a coonskin cap to school, and this girl i like asked if she could feel my tail, and i replied "can i feel yours?" she hates me now

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Off Topic / weirdest thing you've ever masturbated to

« on: January 24, 2014, 09:49:56 PM »

for me it was a piece of raw meat. i was really horny and it kind of looked like a vagina so, what the hell.

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Off Topic / i overthink and overworry about stuff i see in movies

« on: January 14, 2014, 06:29:34 PM »

as an example, i watched the pianist and there was this one part where they dump an old guy out of his wheelchair and onto the pavement off of like a 4 story, or 3 story building. after i saw that i was sort of disturbed about how bad and horrible it was for like 2 weeks and couldnt stop thinking about it. does anyone else have this problem and if so, how can i fix it?

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Off Topic / cool facts that not many people know

« on: January 11, 2014, 09:45:35 PM »

ill go first.
imgur actually has a community and is not just used for reddit and showing pics. weird huh?

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Off Topic / weirdest dream you've ever had

« on: December 30, 2013, 12:03:32 PM »

the weirdest dream i ever had was that there were these four guys doing a competition of how much of their richard they could eat off, but they coated it in ice cream so that there was something good to come out of it. then theyd put cups on their richards after they ate their richard in private and all compare them to see who ate the most off of theirs.

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Off Topic / what would you do if your son told you that he was gay

« on: December 29, 2013, 09:36:46 PM »

honestly idk what id do. id probably be speechless for a few years.

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Off Topic / my opinion on the movie gravity

« on: November 12, 2013, 09:06:23 PM »

i just wanted to start this out by saying i was told by my friend that it was the best movie hes seen in his life and he gives it a 10/10 and everyone else says it was so great and amazing so i went to see it.

i saw it and i was pretty disappointed, i expected it to be a lot better. why: the acting was not very good and pretty bland. it was also pretty boring to be honest, there was no anticipation for me, and it was pretty unrealistic. there is absolutely no way she could have survived going through the atmosphere, she would have burned up.

and, don't get me wrong the special effects were good, and the 3d and whatnot was great, but you know, what i said above.

but anyway, its one of those movies that i would watch once and then never look at, watch, or even think about ever again.

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Off Topic / tongue twisters

« on: November 08, 2013, 06:33:22 PM »

post difficult tongue twisters
the only good one i know is: unique new york, unique new york, you know you need unique new york.

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Off Topic / when i lay on my back i get itchy

« on: September 04, 2013, 10:42:14 PM »

i love sleeping on my back but when i try to, i get itchy in some random spot.. i scratch. i get more itchy in other random places. i lay on my side, not itchy, belly, not itchy. does anybody have a solution

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Off Topic / does anybody know what movie this is

« on: August 22, 2013, 12:33:10 AM »

something about a guy driving in the desert or something and a truck is following him. i don't think anybody speaks in the movie. that's pretty much all i know

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Off Topic / a good idea i thought of

« on: July 23, 2013, 02:05:49 PM »

sweatpants that dog hair/cat hair/any hair doesn't stick to. like, sometimes my dog'll walk up to me when im sitting down and get hair all over my sweatpants.

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