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Off Topic / Cory in the House Megathread
« on: August 25, 2014, 02:00:57 PM »Cory in the House
Megathread
Megathread
Welcome to the Cory in the House megathread, where we post all things under the umbrella term cory and celebrate the worlds first small steps towards equality for all fans of cory.
Cory:
A small african american boy living in the white house.
Note: Cory in the house and that's so raven are not the same thing! Cory can't tell the future, or at least we think so, though he does have godly powers He's also a guy and not a woman
Note2: If you know you are speaking with someone who thinks they are the same thing, please evacuate immediately. They are impure. Don't let them infect you! Also be sure to call them by their correct titles. Some popular ones are: It: It went to the store. That: That(pronounced TH-AT) went to the store.
Haven't chosen/questioning:
Questioning:Note: It is COMPLETELY normal to question your love for Cory. Please visit the F.A.Q. for more info.
Orientation minorities
:(definitions are paraphrased)
Cory 1: Being loveually/romantically attracted Cory.
Cory 2: Romantically attracted to Cory's intelligence.More of a special interest.
Feel free to post more orientation minorities so I can add them to the list.
Frequently Asked Questions
Love for Cory is a choice, so it can be simply changed whenever you want to try something new. It's all decisions. Some say they knew from childhood, and others say they felt like it was just right. They will come out to you when it is their time. ALWAYS ask someone if they are in love with Cory, or any variations thereof.Yes. Romantic attraction is a feeling that causes people to desire a romantic relationship with Cory. Ex: I want to be in a relationship with Cory! loveual attraction is attraction on the basis of loveual desire for Cory. Ex: I want to have love with Cory!.Determining your love for Cory can be a confusing experience, but only you can truly determine it, on your own terms. Don't let anyone tell you that you don't love CoryAsk more questions if needed, it will be my/others pleasure to answer them.
Known Fans:
Awesomebread
CreativeName
WaffleCake
Adivora
Cool Boi
Rockinboy2000
Jairo
the hacker
YounqD
Kochieboy
Awesomebread
CreativeName
WaffleCake
Adivora
Cool Boi
Rockinboy2000
Jairo
the hacker
YounqD
Kochieboy
Fan Art
CreativeName:
What the cory did you just cory say about me, you little cory? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my cory in the Cory Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret corys on Al-Cory, and I have over 300 confirmed corys. I am trained in cory warfare and I’m the top cory in the entire White House.You are nothing to me but just another cory. I will wipe you the cory out with corys the likes of which has never been seen before on this cory, mark my cory words. You think you can get away with saying that cory to me over the corynet? Think again, cory. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cory across the House and your cory is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cory, cory. The cory that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cory. You’re cory dead, cory. I can be corywhere, corytime, and I can cory you in over cory hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare cory. Not only am I extensively trained in cory combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the White House and I will use it to its full cory to wipe your miserable cory off the face of the cory, you little cory. If only you could have known what uncory retribution your little “cory” comment was about to bring down upon cory, maybe you would have held your cory cory. But you coryn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the cory, you goddamn cory. I will cory fury all over you and you will cory in it. You’re loving cory, cory.
Rockinboy2000
Feel free to discuss Cory ideas, but please, no spewing that "that's so raven" B.S. Thanks.
I'm sorry I had to.