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Games / Your top 5(+) most disappointing boss fights

« on: November 10, 2013, 05:48:07 PM »

Not all bosses are there to intimidate you, however some bosses had massive build-up for a battle that was pathetic (Paper Mario: Sticker Star) just disappointed you severely. So here's a thread where we can all talk about our top 5(or higher) boss fights that just disappointed you. If plenty of the bosses on your list are from the same game, chances are that game sucked.

Do not get insulted if you enjoyed any of the boss fights in this thread on anyone's list. These are all opinions.

5:
Antasma from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team.
Dream Team had some really cool boss fights. A personal favorite of mine was the Earthwake X, but to be honest even though Antasma had an amazing boss theme... he stank. It took me one Luiginary Wall to deal severe damage to him then during his attacks you just get to pummel him further. Took me a whopping three turns to kill him. Oh well, at least his theme was awesome and I guess him killing Dreambert fueled the fight and made you ready to pummel him. Oh wait, when you start the boss fight Dreambert is already well. Not to mention Dreambert heals you every single time you're about to attack so getting damaged isn't very much of a threat.

4:
Lingering Sentiment from Kingdom Hearts II (Final Mix)
Many of you people say this boss was so much fun to fight and the fact that he can kill Sora in a mere three hits makes him fun to fight. In reality, that's what made the fight extremely unsatisfactory for me. His attacks annoy you and will kill Donald in a hit while Goofy dies in two hits. You can use Limit Form but that form nor Anti Form will help you at all. When you finally beat him, you get a boring cut scene which made me cringe. An annoying boss fight for just a small chat? Come on!

3:
343 Guilty Spark from Halo 3 :Combat Evolved.
God, I hate this robot orb thingy. His boss fight was so disappointing that I can barely remember the game more than I remembered his stupid boss fight. His only real attack, the laser, is incredibly easy to dodge and along the way he does nothing but annoy you with stupid phrases about how the "RING IS MINE!" All you really gotta do is go to Sergeant Johnson, get his gun, spend thirty minutes trying to hit the stupid small thing then shoot him two more times after you finally got him and you're done. The only reason he isn't higher is because he killed Johnson.

2:
Giant Bowser from Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Obvious weakpoints. That enough? His attacks are just as easy to dodge as 343 Guilty Spark's laser was.
Let's face it, when you went to fight Gobblegut and you noticed the obvious red ring weakpoints you hoped that it wouldn't continue for the rest of the game. It did and it even went to the final boss in the form of a golden meteorite with a ground pound print on it.
Once you beat him, he comes back and eats your grand star just to become big again and repeat an even more boring fight. At least it was a tad harder to hit him.

Before I get to Number 1, I want to say something.
Did Giygas intimidate you? You bet he did. His music was eerie and he looked freaking scary. The fight in Mother 3 with Claus made you want to cry. Both of those were very fun fights. But think about Giygas again. Remember how he was in the first mother game?
1:
Giegue (Giygas) from Mother.
Let's face it, a boss battle like this was boring. There was no "epic theme" or even a theme there. It was just an annoying beep trying to resemble a UFO hovering. Giegue talks as you fight him and it's an okay battle from there. When he finishes his speech, you realize you can't hurt him any more. What do you do? Use the obvious "sing" move. Giegue's attacks aren't that much of a threat because any real healing move can get you out of about three attacks from him and by that time you've already driven him to insanity by spamming Sing.
Then it ends. Yay. Lame fight to spamming a move OVER AND OVER!
What's your top 5 most disappointing boss fights? Post them here!

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Modification Help / Force player to wear this hat on spawn?

« on: October 02, 2013, 02:19:41 PM »

I've been trying to make a script that forces the player to wear a hat (Doge Hat) upon spawn. I tried, but I only broke the script. I was told I was to do %client.spawn and then paste the script under that, but all that did was break it.

Code: [Select]

datablock ShapeBaseImageData(DogeImage)
{
shapeFile = "./Doge.dts";
emap = true;
mountPoint = $HeadSlot;
offset = "0 0 0";
eyeOffset = "0 -0.4 0.4";
rotation = eulerToMatrix("0 0 0");
scale = "0.1 0.1 0.1";
doColorShift = true;
colorShiftColor = "0.392 0.196 0.0 1.000";
};

function serverCmdDoge(%client)
{
%player = %client.player;

if(isObject(%player))
{
if(%player.getMountedImage(2) $= nametoID(DogeImage))
{
%player.unmountImage(2);
%client.applyBodyParts();
%client.applyBodyColors();
}
else
{
%player.unmountImage(2);
%player.mountImage(DogeImage,2);

for(%i = 0;$hat[%i] !$= "";%i++)
{
%player.hideNode($hat[%i]);
%player.hideNode($accent[%i]);
}
}
}
}How am I supposed to force the player to wear the Doge hat on spawn? I tried, but failed horribly.

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Drama / Pacha+'s disgusting signature

« on: September 25, 2013, 01:23:55 PM »

I came across Pacha+'s Profile and found this lovable thing.

Link

Absolutely disgusting. Why on earth would you put this in your signature? If you were smart enough to not read it, it's a Blockland Forums Fanfiction that involves PurpleMetro and Acerblock engaging in... it.
Stuff like this just shouldn't be ignored, Pacha+ (or an alt of Tompson as King of the Bill claims) is absolutely disgusting. Need evidence? The signature.

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Off Topic / nin10doh

« on: September 23, 2013, 03:55:57 PM »

nin10doh
You guys gon love this.

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Forum Games / Last Man Standing - Day 7! We're almost ready!

« on: September 20, 2013, 01:44:57 PM »

LAST MAN STANDING

In year 3,250 an alien race known as the "Flarcies" invaded LandBlock. They are giant fleece balls with arms and legs made out of rock. They are extremely hostile to people and have claws so sharp that they can cut through steel with no effort. They will hunt you down and slice you to bits, eat your body and then drink your blood. You are of the last people alive and you must wait 11 Days for the spaceship to transport you to a space station where you will be eternally safe. However, the eleventh day is the Day of Phantasma and that is the day the Flarcies mass-produce and attack everyone. Luckily, you have plenty of stuff to keep you alive. You must choose something to do to be alive. You can even kill other players, but you might also get killed in the process or alert Flarcies that you are nearby.
Pretty much, you decide to do some random thing like making a campfire or falling asleep on TheResonte and I use Random.Org to roll two dice. These are the results.

2: You are killed. There was no saving you.
3 - 4: You were gravely injured. You might be rendered useless.
5 - 6: You hurt yourself. Nice job, doofus-dummy!
7 - 8: You barely succeeded.
9 - 10 - 11: Nice! You got the job done.
12: You went a little too hard. You broke something.

You can do one thing every day. However, in the process if you break too many bones (both of your legs) you will be rendered useless and found by the Flarcies. Guess what happens then? A rather painful death.
Right after Day 10 comes, I roll a dice for every single person. If you do not get higher than 6, you are killed by the Flarcies. The person who gets the highest roll on The Day of Phantasma or is the last man standing wins the game.

You must join by Day 3 otherwise you must wait for the current game to end. Go ahead and post if you want in the game.
Once four players are in, the game will start.
LAST ROUNDS RESULTS:
1st: Trifornt
2nd: Tophat
3rd: SirLancelot7
4th and lower: ???
Poop: Lee (Ben Watts)
Playerlist:

Trifornt - Notable Injuries: Left arm is burned.
Tophat - Notable Injuries: Broken leg.
SirLancelot - Notable Injuries: Nearly entire body is burned severely, no right arm, no wisdom teeth.
Benjamin Watson - Notable Injuries: None.
??? - Notable Injuries: None.
??? - Notable Injuries: None.
??? - Notable Injuries: None.
??? - Notable Injuries: None.

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Off Topic / It's my birthday!

« on: August 27, 2013, 08:23:38 AM »

Not like any of you care though.
Happy Birthday to me.
inb4doyouwantthiscake

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Games / Scariest Nintendo Boss in your opinion

« on: August 22, 2013, 11:35:06 PM »

Many Nintendo bosses aren't exactly creepy or scary.
Personally, about 95% of Nintendo bosses don't scare me at all. The other 5 percent either creeps me out like Gaygas (misspell intentional) I hope you know who I mean. and those other ones. I have one, you probably do too. What is the Nintendo boss that scares and/or creeps you out the most?
Mine would be Majora's Mask from The Legend of Zelda... Majora's Mask...
It's not exactly the boss fight that was scary, it's Majora's Mask in general. Almost everything about it is creepy and absolutely scary as it possesses some prankster and turns him into some dark creepy psychopath. In fact, that same kid is seen lowering the Moon to the planet to destroy the kingdom of Termina and possibly the rest of the world at the Final Hours. (You must go to the Clock Tower telescope to see him.)
Go look it up, I don't exactly want to go into details.
Here's a link to the Zelda Wiki page of him. You can read all about him here.

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Drama / New hack discovered - Gigahappytown (Lolgonewrong) accused of using it.

« on: August 13, 2013, 05:39:10 PM »

Today I was hosting an average Mafia Madness server. Everything was going fine until a Blockhead in the 40k's somehow managed to join with auto-admin. He spammed my server, banning every single BL_ID he could with "hi". In fact he banned them at such a fast rate I crashed.

(The banlist is so long because those are all BL_ID's he banned)

We all went into panic, and then I got a message from Cecil.

Gigahappytown is Lolgonewrong.
Gigahappytown was accused of RDM'ing someone. The real cop was dead because I shot him. He INV'd people as the paranoid cop and then killed them. I kicked him and then started the game. A couple rounds later, this happened.
What the heck is going on?
Discuss this please.

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Games / Game Series you absolutely hate, and the game you hate most in that series.

« on: July 30, 2013, 12:45:35 PM »

Self-explanatory. What's the game series you absolutely hate? More than the others, more than any other game series.
Mario Party Series. They all revolved on being an starfish to others and was plain boring when you played it alone.
Mario Party 5 was the worst by far. I cannot believe they brought back the Star Spirits just to change everything about them. The boards sucked way more in this one too.

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Forum Games / Grubling Empire

« on: July 29, 2013, 09:53:34 PM »

This is a forum game called Grubling Empire, where you build up your empire from a remote camp that is strangely surrounded by trees to a glorious castle which has tons and tons of fish and people and money!
As I said, you start off in a boring, remote camp. You start off with two fish, two people that work for you and a good deal of trees to chop.

You can do multiple things in one turn, but right now that is impossible because you (The red Grubling) do not own enough people. Your Purple Grublings are your workers and civilians.
Fish is food. One fish can feed two people. Make sure you have it up high and you are getting in fish at a good rate, or people will leave your empire and join some other loser.
You currently have no money, but your two workers are just with you because you have food. They probably won't take charge until a while.
Every single update is one day. Every single day, you will lose fish, gain some if you went hunting for them and eventually get gold once you unlock a higher build. As of now, your maximum count of Grublings is 10 and because you are remote and hidden by those trees, not many people are going to notice you. Your next build costs 10 Fish and is one of the only things in the game that cost fish. Maybe you'll find a river. Let's go ahead and tell one of them to chop down a tree and the other to investigate after. (Note: This will not count as a day.)

Huzzah! You found a camper and a small stream-thing that seems to have been cut off by someone. You also recruited another civilian and he joined your camp, along with supplying you with a lot of fish.
Enough to build a castle, I suppose? Yes!

You are all set. You have people and plenty of things to do.
What shall you do with your kingdom? You decide! Just try not to do anything stupid.
There are other people with other castles who might have set up camp too. They could be mean and your enemy, but you don't have any enemies, right?
... Right?
What shall you do?
Credits:
Carbon Zypher: Playertypes.

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Drama / Davidoss2003 - Nuisance, not knowing what "no" means.

« on: July 29, 2013, 11:21:08 AM »

Oh, look. It's Davidoss2003 being an idiot. Not surprised. It started off with asking to unban, then turned into a long complaint and escalated to insulting people who say "You won't be unbanned".

Pecon, You said you gonna Un-Ban me, I'm Mapdath/Sgt. Sandman.

This is how it started. David asks to be unbanned and reveals he's Sgt. Sandman.
We all know who he was don't we?
Zegobob says that he shouldn't be unbanned and gives a good reason.

I would not recommend unbanning you. You legitimately spammed my IRC chat and you were being very rude to other players to the point where they could not enjoy the game anymore. This did not just happen once, but most every time you joined the server.

This quote is from here.

I get Banned for i don't know what reason, it's being a free ban im not being banned for a Reason.  Freebanner: Dr. Zegobob. (in Blockland) so, if you see Dr. Zegobob on your server, do a Revenge at me. Reason:Unban Davidosss2003.
Who Agree about it?

Several days later, Davidoss2003 replies with this wonderful message:

Ok, i did that i just, i just want to play. D:

Three minutes later, he replies again.

Please Pecon7, please un-ban me. D:

Visolator decides to tell him off and replies with this:

So you wanted to play? You spammed the stuff out of his IRC, rude to other players, and ask to be unbanned. You are ridiculous.

Yes, i want to play normal.

I have no idea whether or not that was an insult. If it was, that's a really bad one.

Ok, i will stop if Pecon7 will "unban" me

At this rate, you will never be "unbanned".

When we reply he edits his post.

EDIT:
I will stop :(

BlockoBlocko had called him an idiot in a reply.

I'm not idiot, i just have soo many drama's about me.

Yeah, and how many of those dramas are about you being an idiot?
Any way, Redconer calls him an idiot because David will not stop.

Still an Idiot? No. You tell me idiot, i want to play.

As said, he will not stop. Didn't you see his edit saying he would? Well, he lied. Yay.
Redconer replies again saying even if, he's still an idiot.

Still not, You just don't want to me play that game.

What? He has no control over that.
I reply.

Davidosss2003, I think it's safe to say you will never be unbanned. Stop whining and insulting us.

David continues to persist. This is quickly getting annoying because I have told him over and over that he won't be unbanned.

Then What i need to do to be unbanned!?!?!

Here's an idea: Stop asking us over and over to unban you. We said no and no means no.

Eventually, we get this.

I stopped a long time ago, you complain.

I don't act like dumbass. PEOPLE JUST HATE ME!

Davidoss doesn't seem to understand the word "no". This morning when I logged on,  I got this:

I hate you

I'm done with David's crap. He clearly does not know what "no" means, and then he begins to whine and insult us and eventually sends me that PM.
Discuss.

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Suggestions & Requests / Body Mod (Compatible with Playertypes and Slayer) and Investigate tool.

« on: July 28, 2013, 02:00:04 PM »

Recently I made a game teaser for a game called "Ultimate Blooper Assassin" to fill my needs for a silly stealth TDM on Blockland. Unfortunately, it did not work out as planned and the idea was trashed. (Feel free to PM me asking about it. You can use the idea. Also: Thank you Carbon Zypher for helping me make UBA.) I decided to make a different silly Stealth TDM using custom playertypes. I know that made one and so did , but I'm certain they wouldn't come along and give it to me. Especially with the fact that this is different that the ones they made. What I mean by "compatible with slayer" is the fact that the bodies show what team they were on along with their name. Playertype compatibility also means that the body isn't just a blockhead, but whatever custom playertype the victim had on before they died. Ex: I click a brick and become a T-Rex. Khain comes up to me and shoots me then The Resonte! comes and finishes me off. My body will appear as a T-Rex.
On top of the body mod, I need a tool called "Investigate". I'm pretty sure Alphadin did this as well on Betrayal in Block Boulevard. It will tell what weapon the victim was killed with (The Resonte killed me with a Sniper Rifle. It would say Sniper Rifle.) and who the killer could be. (It will list the killer, and people near the victim at the time of death. If it was a Self Delete, this will not be shown and will just say "Self Delete" Note that the killer will not be told, his name will just appear on the list.)
I am hoping that someone will come help me with this. Please do. The game I am making will not be possible until this is made.
Thank you for reading this.

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Gallery / Game Teaser

« on: July 23, 2013, 12:08:15 PM »

Upcoming game I am making.
Still in beta, feel free to ask questions.
I will not spoil the game. Do not ask me to.

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Off Topic / How was that maintenance?

« on: July 20, 2013, 06:42:51 PM »

/title
How was that wait for your favorite forums?

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Gallery / Mario's Worst Nightmare

« on: July 18, 2013, 03:03:58 PM »

Bloopers - WITH GUNS! (Playertype by Mr.Nobody, set up by Carbon Zypher and Visolator.)