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Drama / HOLY stuff GUYS IM GETTING HACKED
« on: October 22, 2013, 06:09:28 PM »














THIS IS SERIOUS GUYS WHAT WILL I DO

User was banned for this post

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Not sure if this goes in Games or Off Topic but it will be moved if it is in the wrong place.

I'm making a version of The Stanley Parable that can be played on Youtube via annotations. A few people did this on the original but I haven't seen any on the new version. I'm also including easter eggs and things in this, not just endings.

http://youtu.be/rm8Rcbx0kCQ

Anyway I highly suggest everyone buy the original game, it's fantastic. Just play the free demo if you need any more persuasion.

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Off Topic / I made an anti-gay montage.
« on: October 15, 2013, 05:41:14 PM »
http://youtu.be/aaC9f3VrwSY

I made a montage of hilarious anti-gay videos. I couldn't resist.

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Now replace one word of it with snake.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's snake
The Man with the Golden snake
The Hunt for Red snake
Silence of the snake

IF YOU GOT "THE snake", THINK OF ANOTHER TITLE.

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Help / How can I make Slayer randomize the team?
« on: October 14, 2013, 04:59:33 PM »
I am going to be hosting a slayer minigame with 24 (yes I know) teams in the near future. I've played around with the settings and I can't figure this out. I want every to join a random team 1 - 24 but instead the list goes straight down. The first player joins team one, the second one team two, and so on.

Help, Greek2Me.

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Off Topic / How well-known is the above user v.666
« on: October 13, 2013, 08:18:11 PM »
Rate the above user on a scale of 1/10 on how well known they are.

Example:
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ehhh 5/10

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OMG ITS YOU 9.5/10

DO NOT BE A POSTWHORE. DO NOT RESPOND TO THE USER WHO JUDGED YOU.
Wait until there have been at least 2 posts below your own.

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General Discussion / Spookiest Server 2013 Award
« on: October 13, 2013, 04:18:30 PM »
The Spookiest Server of 2013 Award


The Moorshank Incident - Halloweenfest - Hallow's Eve - Halloween Mystery - WinterBite II - Dr. Blocken Von Torquen's Castle - SCP: Containment Breach

If you find your server spooky enough to be added to this list please submit it below. It must still be active.
The poll will expire on Halloween.

The First Place Winner will get:
A Virtual Fistbump
Zealot's Friendship
Compliments from your peers.
Respect
The warm fuzzy feeling inside of knowing that you are the best.


The Second Place Winner will get:
My compliments.
Respect


The Third Place Winner will get:
Your imaginary friend's compliments.


May the spookiness begin!

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Off Topic / Official NES Swearing Megathread
« on: October 12, 2013, 06:51:00 PM »
Really, who would ever use :nes: in normal chat? What exactly does it show? Emoticons are intended to show emotion and honestly I'm not seeing much of it in an NES cartridge.

Solved.

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Suggestions & Requests / Prop Treasure Chest
« on: October 12, 2013, 01:30:43 PM »
Like the default chest, but does not increase the chest list and does not do anything to your bottomprint. Just a prop for servers and item storage and things.

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yeah, he went on 2 weeks ago and the episode is airing now
he signed a waver saying he wouldnt reveal any information about it to anyone so i dont know how he is gonna do
honestly he is 53 so i wasnt expecting him to be doing as well as he is doing

not gonna say his name for identity protection but im sure you guys could figure it out if you cared
I spoke with him. Apparently they filmed like, a months worth of episodes at once, and he continued to go on. He'll be on again tommorrow because he was the winner.

I can't believe he won. He was doing really poorly at first but somehow managed to gain 18 thousand dollars in the last ten minutes.

UPDATE:
He either won 37 or 39 thousand dollars in total. He came in second place so unfortunately he is off the show.
It's 21 thousand plus 13 thousand, plus 3 thousand for the first episode, and possible plus two thousand for the second one.
This is because the 3rd place contestant gets a 1000 dollar bonus to pay for the trip over there, the 2nd a 2000 dollar bonus, and the 3rd one a 3000 dollar bonus.
I'm not sure if they give him a bonus for each episode or just the first one.
Good job dad.

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Drama / Cucumberdude is using a script to keep a high playercount.
« on: October 10, 2013, 01:06:37 AM »
He has a script running that keeps people online after they've left (I assume by messing with GameConnection::onClientDisconnect) or something) kinda like when someone crashes and their player stays in the server. It has now maxed out at 32 players and it the server is empty, with the title being "Derp". It's annoying to always have an empty server at the top of the list and he could easily take it down or make the max players a small number. Or even easier, disable the script.

When Kalphiter sent false data to the master server he was revoked. I don't why why the same isn't happening now.

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Off Topic / Just had one hell of a nightmare.
« on: October 09, 2013, 08:01:20 PM »
I often have vivid (and sometimes disturbing) dreams. I keep a dream log of all of them on my computer. I had probably the worst one I've ever experienced just a few minutes ago. I fell asleep on my couch. It was not overnight.

Upon waking up the "second" time I was extremely confused and thought it was the next day, then realized I had only been asleep 40 minutes.
Excerpt from the log:

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Wednesday, October 9, 2013th,
What better way to start off the Halloween Season.

This dream happened in the middle of the day. I fell asleep, and upon waking up, learned I was only asleep 40 minutes. It began when I was on a forum I like to go on, writing a post. It suddenly spazzed out and made it go into strange unreadable characters, and posted it. I was trying to edit it but no matter what I was doing it kept turning into unreadable text. I was scared I would get banned for it, so I went onto my other laptop (When I only have 1?), but I couldn’t find the laptop anywhere. I then got on the bus to school, already starting the day out with a super gloomy mood. The bus kept nearly hitting dogs. Like, it would swerve off the road and try to ram one but the dogs always jumped out of the way in time. We got to school, and I was called to the principal’s office immediately. Everyone who I passed in the hallway had horribly mutilated and disturbing faces and bodies. When I got in he began to scream at me and I couldn’t understand him. Eventually he stopped so I left, and while trying to go back to class, several students jumped on me and started violently punching me in the face. Instead of fighting back I just fell down unable to move, while they beat me up. Eventually the principal and a bunch of other teachers (All horribly distorted) came over and began to scream at me for fighting, like I had started it or something. He told us we all had a week of detention, and I had 2 weeks for starting it. I began to speak to tell him I didn’t and he changed it to 4 weeks. Instead of going back to our classes we went straight to the detention room. I had my laptop, and was writing a paper on it. I noticed a crack on the top right corner of my laptop screen. This really upset me so I looked closer. It was growing. The crack was getting bigger and bigger and was consuming the entire screen. I tried to pull the laptop off the table, concerned something was breaking it, and in the process, the entire thing broke into tons of pieces. Everyone was laughing and I was really, really upset. I was about to cry at this point but I didn’t want to in the detention room. I ran back into the classroom and everyone was looking at me in unison. The other kids from the detention room came in. Suddenly they all pulled out weapons and began killing me. At this point I realized it was a dream, and began thrashing and moving around as much as I could, trying to wake up. I woke up crying in bed. I turned on the lights and stood there for a second. I was sweating a ton. I was also in a house I didn’t recognize. Suddenly I woke up gasping, but this time for real. My heartbeat was insane and I was sweating a ton.

You know you spend too much time on the forums when you dream about getting banned.

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I feel kinda childish wanting to tell people about my dreams.

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Games / anyone want to play Civilization 5 together?
« on: October 08, 2013, 07:12:48 PM »
i'm bored and lonely and all my friends suck and wont play it with me
anyone want to?

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Off Topic / describe the above user with an image
« on: September 29, 2013, 07:04:17 PM »
try to summarize the user above you with a picture from google images

let's get this going.

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I got home and I was looking for superglue in my room and I found an ALMOST FULL BAG OF ALMOND JOY IN MY WARDROBE. I never actually use it since I have a better one built into my bed.

ALMOND JOY IS THE BEST KIND OF CANDY. THIS IS THE BEST THING TO COME HOME TO.
I love everything ever.
ps: i'm stuffing my mouth with almond joy as i write this

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