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Off Topic / What is the best Blue Bell flavor
« on: July 30, 2017, 12:04:59 PM »

blue bell is the ice cream god
move over ben and jerrys, theres a big boy in town
what is your favorite blue bell flavor
if you dont recieve blue bell it means your state/country is gay and you need to move

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Off Topic / [Poll for kids] (SPECIAL) What is the best sword
« on: December 14, 2016, 09:08:26 PM »
Cuttin people is how
that is the question
New poll every day at late pm cst

Previous polls

2 foot richard vs 2 1 foot richards | 9:15
Nail in urethra or claymore (sword) up ass | 14:18
Trapezius muscles or chiseled abs | 5:7:3
Are traps gay | 77:27:11
Is procrastination a sin | 22:52
Smoke, Eat, Inject, Consume brown townly, no, or insert urethrally weed | 6:3:2:8:7:5
Withstand Deviantart or tumblr for an hour | 30:46

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Forum Games / Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]
« on: December 13, 2016, 10:06:17 AM »
To play this game you're given a situation, with the first dude making light of a situation starting with "Fortunately" while the next person makes the situation bad starting with "Unfortunately", then the cycle begins again

Ex.
Billy: Jimbo goes to the store
Johnny: Fortunately he has love with an employee in the storeroom
Henry: Unfortunately he gets AIDS
Fred: Fortunately thats his special interest

I'll start
You walk to work

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Off Topic / Birth Man XVI
« on: December 04, 2016, 06:36:23 AM »
16 years ago
i was born with the best legs the world has ever seen
today i still have great legs
today we celebrate the birth of these glorious legs
buy me steam games

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This is my original oratory that I have written for my debate class

When I was only 10, I was attacked. The Arkansans attacked my homeland, acting like exaggerated stereotypes of us, making us look like backwards imbeciles. Since then I have had a distinct hatred for Arkansas, how often do you see Arkansas contributing for the US? Almost never. This is also one of the problems seen with Arkansas, they’re useless, but what if they’re using it to their advantage? Maybe they’re planning a big attack on the other states, you may never know. But paranoia and fear mongering isn’t a good way to get people to agree and understand, but neither is sitting around and doing nothing, leaving empty promises for dealing with problems. But I’m not here to persuade, I’m here to inform in a persuasive way, here to inform the potential threat of Arkansas.

I shall start with a minor problem but import to be addressed, I have seen crimes against the English language committed by Arkansas, even their name, which we’ve come to accept as citizens of the United States. To explain, Arkansas is pronounced “Arkansaw” with the last s being silent. However, the state of Kansas which is spelled almost similarly ends with a proper s sound. With this stated, it would be safe to assume that Arkansas is a bootleg version of Kansas.

The unique culture of Arkansas is not hard to explain. But why? Because it doesn't even exist. Instead they are a conglomeration of what would be the worst qualities of the southeast US, that including xenophobia, bible thumpers, insane criminals, and another few things you can't say in school. Arkansas either is unable to or doesn’t want to create it’s own unique culture, instead using the qualities of other states for it’s state symbols as their own, one of these would be Texas’s state bird: the Northern Mockingbird which Texas established in 1927 as theirs, and then Arkansas established it as their state bird in 1929. Arkansas also has the lowest percentage of unique culture of any region of a country, even when compared to Antarctica which has no known permanent human settlement aside from researchers, has an 8% higher abundancy of unique culture than Arkansas with penguins being the proof.

Arkansas is also not a useful asset to America, neither does it give us an advantage in war or the economy (except for Walmart, but Target is way better). What has Arkansas ever done for you? Most likely not much, maybe they don’t want to help us non-Arkansans. Also every time Texas tries to secede, it never works, but what does this have to do with Arkansas? Well I have one word, “Dallas”. For those that may not have known, currently Dallas is a city that is from what I’ve heard, is almost similar to Arkansas, I have a friend in Dallas who wishes not to be named, visited Little Rock about a year ago, he said that the way people acted was “not really any different”. So here’s my theory, the northernmost part of the Texan Coastal Plain (where Dallas is) is a territory Arkansas is trying to take for themselves from Texas, and are using citizens from Arkansas to merge the cultures, further evidence for this would be the existence of Texarkana but nobody cares about them.

So with my points stated, I have to commend Arkansas for not having their agenda exposed to the public, but that’s like commending Riddler for being a great leader. It’s probably them acting like those states no one has an informal opinion on like Iowa and Ohio, but it’s time to open this crate and expose Arkansas for their true nature.

Arkansas is a cancer that went under our noses multiple times and must be treated, but like cancer no one has found a cure for it, but I do. I have a surefire plan that will serve as the panacea to the world’s problems. First we make an Arkansas shaped doma and put it around Arkansas with a 30ft diameter aperture at the top of the dome, we will drop the custom made Nuke “Hulk Hogan’s Secret Surprise” into the hole and eliminate Arkansas once and for all. I’m not done there, Texas will then secede, taking New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Colorado with us, we are pretty much a well established country by that point, until we have the firepower to become a well adept in war, we will begin a surprise attack on Russia because they’re in cahoots with Arkansas. We will simultaneously raid Russian missile silos with reinforced hot air balloons and silenced 12-gauge shotguns, while that is happening, we will have professional ski jumpers raid the Kremlin in Moscow but not kill any political higher ups because we need them for questioning. After Russia has been secured by Texas, we will begin the search for Russia’s superweapon: the Joseph Stalin’s Thermonuclear Powered High Velocity High Damage Extreme Range Supersonic Miniature Apollo Space Program Rocket Golden Sniper Rifle (Joseph’s Golden Sniper Rifle for short). With this weapon in hand, we will begin expanding Texas, starting with the Americas and then the rest of the world, if he (hopefully) is still the president of the United States, we will have Donald Annoying Orange appointed as president of Texas, if he is not, I will have Freek be president in his absence.

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Off Topic / Mallo100's Big Plan: Arkansas, Russia, and Nukes
« on: October 26, 2016, 06:14:49 PM »

Arkansas on the American Map
As some of our American forumers may know, the state of Arkansas has been a thorn in mine and many other's sides (especially Texans) for not contributing enough to the U.S.
Today I propose that we get rid of Arkansas once and for all and save America. However this will be no easy task, as it will require lots of money. To make myself seem less of a insane man, allow me to address my reasons for why Arkansas loving sucks.
  • They don't know how grammar works
  • Hillary Clinton
  • They thought they would get good pusillanimous individual by stealing Texas's state bird and adding an adjective to make it "unique"
  • It's has more inbred mouthbreathers than Alabama
  • It's more barren of unique civilization than loving Antarctica
  • The loving Irish
  • Names root comes from Kansas, Kansas's name makes sense because it ends with an ass, Arkansas ending is pronounced aw, showing that women from Arkansas have no asses
The Plan
  • Build a 50 foot tall and 40 foot wide wall made of reinforced Nintendo Gamecubes along the Arkansas border
  • Create a dome in the shape of Arkansas with a hole that has a diameter of 20 ft with self-operated mounted guns with a distance of 70 yards from eachother
  • Drop a loving nuke (nicknamed: THE HH'SUSJLIWCWBIT90SITOMIWTWWFIT80 SIDKBYYGFBhover for full name) in there
To all Arkansas forumers; I would advise moving out within the next 50 days
The Plan 2: Electric Boogaloo
With Arkansas out of the way Texas will now secede, taking all previous land back when it was a country (New Mexico, Colorado, and Wyoming). But we're not done there, there still unfinished business.
The Plan III: The War to End all Wars
Just because Texas is a separate nation now doesn't mean it cant help others so here's the strategy for the Russo-Texan War.
  • The war will be a surprise attack, first we will use hot air balloons from New Mexico made of reinforced TI-84 calculators to seize Russian missile silos using silenced shotguns to make sure a distress call doesn't get out to other silos and the capitol
  • Have Coloradan snowboarders raid the Russian capitol building in Moscow, but not kill anyone because we're not loving barbarians
  • Hold Russian political leaders hostage and have them interrogated
  • Have a Junta established
  • Annex Russia
  • Send Russia to the Sun
  • Ally with Scotland to help find and destroy any remaining Russians and rebels
The Plan 4: Testimonials

         "brb i gotta take an arkansas"
     
         "how can anyone be sure arkansas is even real"

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Results will be sent to the obama for ideas on which planet will become America 2

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Faces, Decals, Prints / The Freek Facepack 💪👍👌 (feat. McJob)
« on: October 12, 2016, 06:17:46 PM »
Featuring the man best known for his role in Shawshank Redemption as Cool Man Johnson
Introducing: The Freek Facepack


DOWNLOAD

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Off Topic / Freek/Sicktard appreciation thread V.why not
« on: October 10, 2016, 08:57:49 PM »

This is Freek Sicktard

He is the biggest street brother in the world
Gallery

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Off Topic / Help! I accidentally became a meme!
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:05:24 PM »
So in my english class, I did the splits (not total splits, like "im gonna tear snake skin doing this" splits), and i showed up in like, 500 snapchat stories, now all the girls want my Snapchat. Help

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Off Topic / It be talk like a pirate day, mateys
« on: September 19, 2016, 11:20:04 AM »
Arg ye landlubbers

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Games / Super Mario Run: Available for iPhone and iPad Dec. 2016
« on: September 07, 2016, 08:14:01 PM »

nidnetndo please

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Off Topic / BetterTTV is unlinking discords due to "abuse"
« on: September 06, 2016, 05:35:03 AM »

RIP Bogan emote
/discuss

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Off Topic / I cant feel my mouth and im going to die ama
« on: August 18, 2016, 04:39:34 PM »
i got back from a cavity filling ama

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