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Off Topic / Cleverbot

« on: April 21, 2011, 10:15:17 AM »

Post any stupid things cleverbot says or any tricks you learn about him.
cleverbot.com
Heres one:
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Becuase of you.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Say something that had nothing to do with the question.
Cleverbot: Dog!
User: You did it again! Now I'm very sad
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But you're still awesome.


User: Money.
Cleverbot: I like money.
User: Give me money.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: 20 euros.
Cleverbot: I have just decided to charge for questions.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: 20 million.
User: Can i have it?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: 20 million.
Cleverbot: I have just decided to charge for questions.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: 20 million.
User: Ok awnser this. How many times do you jack of in a day?
Cleverbot: No, I did not. How many times do you want me to give birth in a day?
User: 198, so lets get started.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: *starts*.
Cleverbot: That's not quite the beginning I was hoping for.
User: The rest will make up for it.
Cleverbot: As night follows day thou canst then be false to any man.
User: Can I touch you down there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *touches*.
Cleverbot: *slaps*.
User: *touches again*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.

To be continued...

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Help / Server joining. Topic version 2!

« on: February 28, 2011, 02:55:02 PM »

IM FED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have had blockland for 3 years now and i cant get it to join any friggin servers port forward and everything
the same message
Server could no verify your blockland id.
Server could no verify your blockland id.
Server could no verify your blockland id.
Server could no verify your blockland id.
help would be a life saver!!!!
Old topic was too old to bump, btw it reached 11 pages, no help.

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Games / Call of duty 4: modern warfare multiplayer sniping tips

« on: September 04, 2010, 04:07:04 PM »

hi everybody,
at a little ciber building (there is no cafe) they have multilayer games, including call of duty 4
me and my Friends play it alot and i really like sniping
Any tips on locations and other things?

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Music / A music request

« on: August 11, 2010, 04:43:38 PM »

Can somebody looop this song full length
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjbPPMvUcsE&feature=related

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Suggestions & Requests / Headlights

« on: August 11, 2010, 04:29:20 PM »

I know I know! this has been suggested before
but what about if from the lights invisible projectiles spawned wich the explosion was a light, it would have gravity to make the distance effect.
It could lag alot, but then, there might become another way

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General Discussion / Why are we the only game without a nuke?

« on: August 07, 2010, 12:17:07 PM »

Why are we the only violent sandbox game that doesn't have a nuke?

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Suggestions & Requests / Tuner wrench.

« on: August 07, 2010, 06:46:00 AM »

Tuner wrench.
Basicly, another form of wrench
Except when you hit a car, a menu pops up, like the normal wrench event menu, exept, it has the folowing items
Tires:(open able menu like the light menu) 1 2 3
Tire type: drift med grip
(when drift is selected it modifies it to drift like the drifting jeep)
Engine:1 2 3
Engine type: torque med horsepower
Transmission, transmission type, turbo, turbo type, and so on
Basicly, when items are selected, it modifies the vehicle script.
Could this be possible?
And the 1 2 3 is grade of item.
3 is the best and 1 is ok such as 1=street 2=pro 3=race
Like in the need for speed games.

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Suggestions & Requests / A music request.

« on: August 07, 2010, 06:11:01 AM »

Would somebody be such a sweet we little ladie and please loop this wee song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMePM9Q-bYk&feature=av2n
It cant be downloaded due to copyright.
use this wee one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrZdsBJ984w&feature=fvst
Thank you, and heres a wee little website to download it.
http://mediaconverter.org/
Thank you you wee ladies and lassies.
I'm sorry I suck at pretending to be Scottish.
And wee is the Scottish way of saying small.

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Off Topic / This boy needs being put to sleep.

« on: August 05, 2010, 02:46:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9pgOmlHE2k
What the hell is wrong with him?

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Mapping Help / new textures dont work

« on: August 03, 2010, 10:19:39 AM »

I'm having problems with the mission editor, i copy a texture from the kitchen, place it in the zip then brows for it
When i paint it it appears as dirt.
a little help?

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Off Topic / A nice birthday cake

« on: July 13, 2010, 04:49:56 AM »

My birthday is tomorrow and a friend made a cake, she is leaving so she let us eat it today
i really like the way she designed it

can you guess what it is?
clue, its related to blockland.
here's me on the right and my mum on the left.

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Modification Help / Upcoming map. 8%

« on: July 11, 2010, 09:21:25 AM »

Hello,
i have decided to make a map (yes, a map),
it is intending to look like the resort in wii sports resort

and here is what the island looks like

here is a sky picture of the island from the game

so far to finish make this, i need to know how too:
 make water and be able to rotate objects.
that's it really.
The project soo far is 8% complete
here are some other pickies
 
as you can see, i steel need to make the volcano
when the torque constructor site is up ill make the caves and volcano


-Discuss

Helpers:
Gravity Cat- Skybox and sea coloring

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Help / Mision editor.

« on: July 01, 2010, 06:49:24 AM »

Hi everybody,
According to Badspot if you can't figure out how to make add ons you never will.
So I have been playing with the mission editor and got grips with it,
but I cant figure out how to do one a couple of things.
How do I make objects from scratch?
How do I change the terrain texture?
How do I make textures?
and finally
How do I export the maps?


Oh and would anyone be willing to beta test a map called gm_contruct from Garry's mod when it is made?

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Creativity / Small box for... wait... i mean big box made for school.

« on: June 23, 2010, 04:05:13 AM »

Here is a box I made for school.
I designed it to look like a safe,
Before rating consider this:
I'm 12.
This is my first box.
All other boxes were made with wire hinges and wire locks.
My teacher said I used lots of ingenuity in the lock.
Other boxes were half the size.
AND FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS IT MADE OF WOOD WITH A STEEL BAR IN THE MECHANISM!
Pix:












rate x/10

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Suggestions & Requests / On key press clothing fav select.

« on: June 19, 2010, 03:51:33 PM »

It would be good for movies if sombody made an addon so that when you prssed a key it would chose one of your faves of dresses, could be used for emotions, getting dressed, all sorts.