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Off Topic / HIS NAME..
« on: May 17, 2017, 03:08:34 PM »
..WAS SETH RICH!
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Off Topic / [NEWZ] LONDON MAYOR SADIQ "P'n'P" KHAN CONNECTED TO PARLIAMENT ATTACKER
« on: March 27, 2017, 10:02:01 PM »
http://disobedientmedia.com/london-mayors-ties-to-extremism-call-commitment-to-fighting-terror-into-question/
Really activates your almonds, doesn't it?
Really activates your almonds, doesn't it?
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Off Topic / Elon Musk founds Neuralink to pioneer merging human brains with AI
« on: March 27, 2017, 05:14:04 PM »
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-launches-neuralink-to-connect-brains-with-computers-1490642652
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-27/elon-musk-launches-company-hook-people-computers
https://techcrunch.com/2017/03/27/elon-musks-neuralink-wants-to-boost-the-brain-to-keep-up-with-ai/
We cyborgs now
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-27/elon-musk-launches-company-hook-people-computers
https://techcrunch.com/2017/03/27/elon-musks-neuralink-wants-to-boost-the-brain-to-keep-up-with-ai/
We cyborgs now
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Off Topic / Is it time for right-wing death squads?
« on: January 12, 2017, 03:58:05 PM »
Do we need GLORIOUS squads of PURIFYING FIRE to cleanse the world of the menace of DEGENERACY and CHAOS?
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April Fools 2016 / b00f
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:26:42 PM »
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for loving games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. forget you. Get ready.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. forget you. Get ready.
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April Fools 2016 / BREAKING: Hillary Clinton found biting into her string cheese instead of peeling
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:22:51 PM »
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April Fools 2016 / V/\
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:21:36 PM »
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April Fools 2016 / An issue I have with Tracer.
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:20:26 PM »
So I wanted to start off by saying, I think the development team has done a pretty great job with the cast of female hero's in Overwatch. They are diverse, interesting, and compelling. From Mei to Zarya to Widowmaker the female cast reflects a large spectrum of personalities and player fantasies.
With that being said, lets talk about Tracer. From a marketing standpoint, she's the star of the show. She's a great hero. When we look at the way she's portrayed in promotional media, lore, and art in game we know a few things about her..
She's Fast. She's Silly. She's Kind. She's a good Friend. Her body seems to be comprised of about 95% spunk.
Almost all of her art reflects this. She's got cool skins: http://static.mnium.org/images/contenu/actus/Overwatch/Heros/overwatch_skin-tracer_11_hd.jpg
She's got fun poses: http://cdn.blizzardwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Tracer_waving_header.jpg
She's got amazing victory animations: https://youtu.be/MFbXd3KIvhQ?t=224
All of this art reinforces the great character you've built around tracer.
Then out of seemingly no where we have this pose: http://overwatch.blizzplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tracer-victory-pose-2-over-the-shoulder.png
WHAT? What about this pose has anything to do with the character you're building in tracer? It's not fun, its not silly, it has nothing to do with being a fast elite killer. It just reduces tracer to another bland female love symbol.
We aren't looking at a widowmaker pose here, this isn't a character who is in part defined by flaunting her loveuality. This pose says to the player base, oh we've got all these cool diverse characters, but at any moment we are willing to reduce them to love symbols to help boost our investment game.
Getting art into a triple A game isn't a small task, it has to go through an implementer, a team lead, an art director, and a creative director. This is a team effort. And I believe the team is responsible for upholding the great example overwatch can set to the rest of the industry for creating strong female characters.
I have a young daughter that everyday when I wake up wants to watch the recall trailer again. She knows who tracer is, and as she grows up, she can grow up alongside these characters.
What I'm asking is that as you continue to add to the overwatch cast and investment elements, you double down on your commitment to create strong female characters. You've been doing a good job so far, but shipping with a tracer pose like this undermines so much of the good you've already done.
With that being said, lets talk about Tracer. From a marketing standpoint, she's the star of the show. She's a great hero. When we look at the way she's portrayed in promotional media, lore, and art in game we know a few things about her..
She's Fast. She's Silly. She's Kind. She's a good Friend. Her body seems to be comprised of about 95% spunk.
Almost all of her art reflects this. She's got cool skins: http://static.mnium.org/images/contenu/actus/Overwatch/Heros/overwatch_skin-tracer_11_hd.jpg
She's got fun poses: http://cdn.blizzardwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Tracer_waving_header.jpg
She's got amazing victory animations: https://youtu.be/MFbXd3KIvhQ?t=224
All of this art reinforces the great character you've built around tracer.
Then out of seemingly no where we have this pose: http://overwatch.blizzplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tracer-victory-pose-2-over-the-shoulder.png
WHAT? What about this pose has anything to do with the character you're building in tracer? It's not fun, its not silly, it has nothing to do with being a fast elite killer. It just reduces tracer to another bland female love symbol.
We aren't looking at a widowmaker pose here, this isn't a character who is in part defined by flaunting her loveuality. This pose says to the player base, oh we've got all these cool diverse characters, but at any moment we are willing to reduce them to love symbols to help boost our investment game.
Getting art into a triple A game isn't a small task, it has to go through an implementer, a team lead, an art director, and a creative director. This is a team effort. And I believe the team is responsible for upholding the great example overwatch can set to the rest of the industry for creating strong female characters.
I have a young daughter that everyday when I wake up wants to watch the recall trailer again. She knows who tracer is, and as she grows up, she can grow up alongside these characters.
What I'm asking is that as you continue to add to the overwatch cast and investment elements, you double down on your commitment to create strong female characters. You've been doing a good job so far, but shipping with a tracer pose like this undermines so much of the good you've already done.
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April Fools 2016 / Hillary Clinton: "24fps is more cinematic than 60fps"
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:16:29 PM »
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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April Fools 2016 / Hillary Clinton: "I really started to enjoy the Simpsons after Season 10."
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:15:26 PM »
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April Fools 2016 / Hillary Clinton: "I prefer Mega Bloks over Legos"
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:09:41 PM »
Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.
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April Fools 2016 / ted
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:09:02 PM »
Here in my kitchen, just bought this new pasta linguini. But you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "The more you eat, the more you pasta."
Now maybe you've seen my Tedx talk where I talk about how I always eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder. A reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an Italian restaurant dumpster, and only 47 noodles in my fettuccine. I didn't have a culinary arts degree to my name, I had no opportunities.
But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our Lord and Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, hallowed be his noodles. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Again, it’s not just about pasta, it’s about the good life; carbs, savings, love and sauce. So, I make a quick 2 minute pasta on my stove. It's actually on my stove right now, if you let me know, I'll take you to my kitchen and share three different kinds of pasta that He taught me. Three types that you can gobble down today no matter how hungry you are.
Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini. But what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the recipe. So, I make a bit of pasta in my kitchen. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional, I just tossed some noodles and sauce together, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true masterpiece. And I’m going to give you the three most important pasta quick tips. So come to my kitchen, go there, it’s completely free to chow, it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle. Okay, people see pastas like this and they say “Ah that’s not tasty, that’s for somebody else.”
Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Marco Polo, the man who brought back pasta from China, he said he only tried two bowls and it already changed his life. Pasta can change your life. And in that pasta, there was meat, cheese and sauce, so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist, you don’t need to try spaghetti. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to cook for everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something that tastes better, because the wet noodle dreams are possible, you know it’s not necessarily a pasta linguini, maybe it's carbonara, lasagna or pasta salad.
Maybe it’s a new diet without so many eggs, traveling the pasta fields, cooking the aglio olio you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand spaghetti. Sauce, I don’t call it sauce anymore, I call it umami units. You must have enough umami units to live on your pasta and to pasta-ify your destiny. So, I’ll see you in my kitchen, it’s a quick meal and you’ll eat there absolutely free.
So just let me know and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from our amazing Pasta God who will rule above many years ahead of me. Not just in recipes like these, although I love dumplings but also real ravioli. So let me share with you these three pastas that have made all the difference in my life. They’re delicious, you can do them today, you can make them today. All right? See you in the spaghetti.
Now maybe you've seen my Tedx talk where I talk about how I always eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder. A reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an Italian restaurant dumpster, and only 47 noodles in my fettuccine. I didn't have a culinary arts degree to my name, I had no opportunities.
But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our Lord and Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, hallowed be his noodles. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Again, it’s not just about pasta, it’s about the good life; carbs, savings, love and sauce. So, I make a quick 2 minute pasta on my stove. It's actually on my stove right now, if you let me know, I'll take you to my kitchen and share three different kinds of pasta that He taught me. Three types that you can gobble down today no matter how hungry you are.
Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini. But what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the recipe. So, I make a bit of pasta in my kitchen. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional, I just tossed some noodles and sauce together, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true masterpiece. And I’m going to give you the three most important pasta quick tips. So come to my kitchen, go there, it’s completely free to chow, it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle. Okay, people see pastas like this and they say “Ah that’s not tasty, that’s for somebody else.”
Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Marco Polo, the man who brought back pasta from China, he said he only tried two bowls and it already changed his life. Pasta can change your life. And in that pasta, there was meat, cheese and sauce, so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist, you don’t need to try spaghetti. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to cook for everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something that tastes better, because the wet noodle dreams are possible, you know it’s not necessarily a pasta linguini, maybe it's carbonara, lasagna or pasta salad.
Maybe it’s a new diet without so many eggs, traveling the pasta fields, cooking the aglio olio you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand spaghetti. Sauce, I don’t call it sauce anymore, I call it umami units. You must have enough umami units to live on your pasta and to pasta-ify your destiny. So, I’ll see you in my kitchen, it’s a quick meal and you’ll eat there absolutely free.
So just let me know and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from our amazing Pasta God who will rule above many years ahead of me. Not just in recipes like these, although I love dumplings but also real ravioli. So let me share with you these three pastas that have made all the difference in my life. They’re delicious, you can do them today, you can make them today. All right? See you in the spaghetti.
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April Fools 2016 / jonny a liver
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:08:35 PM »
I loveually identify as John Oliver. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of telling backwards conservatives the CURRENT YEAR. People say to me that a person stating the CURRENT YEAR is impossible and I’m a loving liberal cuck but I mean come on, it’s CURRENT YEAR. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a calendar on my body so I always know the CURRENT YEAR. From now on I want you guys to call me “J-O” and respect my right to state the CURRENT YEAR. If you can’t accept me, I mean, come on… it’s CURRENT YEAR. Thank you for being so understanding. After all, it’s CURRENT YEAR.
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April Fools 2016 / TED CRUZ
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:07:40 PM »
I loveually identify as a Zodiac Killer. Ever since I was a young lad, I dreamed about slicing into the flesh of the innocent, and sending encrypted messages to the police departments of Northern California. People tell me that I'm loving stupid and that it's impossible, but I don't care. It's my destiny. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon carve the Zodiac sign into the back of my head and install knives into my fingers and glasses onto my face permanently. I want everyone to call me "Zodiac" from now on, and respect my right to come into your home and murder you and make a mess of your body, and if you don't, you are a Zodiaphobe and need to check your murder privilege. Thank you for being so understanding