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Messages - Snaffle J. Bean

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Off Topic / Re: how do you write the letter X
« on: Yesterday at 12:47:23 AM »
i write it like x

aight so lately this coronavirus stuff been popping off mad hardcore here in my neck of the woods:
so yeah looks like where i live is gonna have the honor of being the site of the first widespread coronavirus outbreak in the country. in light of this situation i have taken it upon myself to become a citizen journalist and report live on the scene in real time as stuff proceeds to hit the fan, providing priceless insight into how exactly society is going to crumble around you once the coronavirus reaches your city. in this thread you can expect to-the-milisecond text updates on the outbreak situation as well as photos and videos of people dropping dead in the street (guaranteed); i am also providing a highly valuable q&a service to answer any questions regarding what life is like in the corona hellzone completely free of charge. if i happen to fall victim to the virus you can also expect round-the-clock status reports on my health as i slowly succumb to the virus and die of pneumonia as well as fully-accurate sneeze and cough updates so you can know what kind of cough and sneeze frequency to expect once the virus gets you.

that's all for now. this is snaffle j. bean, citizen journalist signing off.

Off Topic / Re: The Chronology of the Blockland Forums
« on: February 24, 2020, 10:42:04 PM »
this forum is a semi-permanent record of our lives as immature kids
i consistently posted here from age 12 to 17; skimming back through my post history and seeing how i devolved from a typical goofy 12-year-old into a proficient stuffposter is surreal.

i pray i never get famous cause im getting cancelled for sure
don't worry the only parts of the internet those irrational zealots only know how to use are modern social media sites from their smartphones, they're literally incapable of navigating a traditional online forum and finding your posts.

Off Topic / Re: any oldheads still on this forum?
« on: February 24, 2020, 10:29:18 PM »
yeah i'm still hanging around (although i had like a four-year absence that ended a couple years ago). i miss what it was like here during the forum's heyday a decade ago and i still haven't come to terms with the fact that the landscape of the internet has drastically and permanently changed since then and things will never be good online again nor have i fully come to terms with the fact that i have such an irrationally strong attachment to something as dumb as a knockoff lego game forum from my youth because i've internalized it as the embodiment of better days in my life and a symbol of joy that has slowly but surely been succumbing to the destructive powers of the relentless passage of time since then rendering it a hollow shell of its former self and i just want the pain to stop I WANT IT TO STOP

anyway what's up bro how ya been

Off Topic / Re: how does you drive
« on: February 24, 2020, 07:17:11 PM »
left hand up on the wheel at 12 o' clock right hand down on my magnum monster dong

Off Topic / Re: Any old users you miss?
« on: February 23, 2020, 11:08:25 PM »
I miss NightFox tbh  :panda:
excuse me my brother are you for real right now

Off Topic / Re: Any old users you miss?
« on: February 23, 2020, 02:01:01 PM »
I still have vegetarian zombie on steam and he hasnt been online since his parents found out he was a brony ei like 5 years ago
man's been grounded from him computer for the past half decade

free my brother vegetarian zombie

Off Topic / Re: Any old users you miss?
« on: February 22, 2020, 05:55:40 PM »
man what ever happened to dUMBELLS, i remember playing with him on a few occasions back in the pre-retail RTB days

Off Topic / Re: how often do you make topics?
« on: February 20, 2020, 03:56:11 PM »
if my math is correct then i start topics at a rate of about 0.03 per day, or roughly just under one a month; far more often than i'd have guessed from memory. guess i used to be a far more active thread starter before my hiatus than i realized.

Off Topic / Re: what's your morning routine??
« on: February 16, 2020, 09:02:39 AM »
wake up
sit in front of computer

Off Topic / Re: posture check
« on: February 10, 2020, 09:43:01 PM »
this picture was taken in 2005
i took it with a cheap flip phone from 2011 so you're actually not too far off with that assessment

Soo. . . Does snaffle bean really use a standing desktop?
yes that was legitimately a photo of my desk that i posted

Off Topic / Re: posture check
« on: February 10, 2020, 06:18:35 PM »
I love the awkward silence that occurred when someone mentioned standing desks
everybody think they gangsta till the brother with the standing desk show up

Off Topic / Re: posture check
« on: February 10, 2020, 04:30:46 PM »
standing desk gang report in

Off Topic / Re: how do you pronounce gui
« on: February 09, 2020, 05:56:31 PM »
where all my "graphical u.i." brothers at

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