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Off Topic / Re: what changes as you grow older?
« on: December 27, 2022, 04:03:18 PM »
grew up to be more sad and be bi

this is me

i am still more of a social hand grenade than i ever was.

i would say this too but it's been up and down, for a while i stopped having frequent mental breakdowns but then they come back, and this happens in a cycle

i've been pretty sure i have borderline personality disorder but i've recently thought that i might have bipolar. this stuff all connects together so the thought might be biased as hell

not sure how much lockdown made it worse for me because my memory has been less and less reliable as of late

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Add-Ons / Re: [Client] Resize Bricks
« on: December 26, 2022, 01:27:10 PM »
THE BRICKADIA SOY IS FINALLY OVER FOR GOOD

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Off Topic / Re: brickadia is going into early access 2023
« on: December 25, 2022, 11:41:27 AM »
lol brickadia is literally just lisa the pointless monster update but for blockland (the only difference being that you have an actual demo unlike MU)

there are no dev announcements because theyre busy doing nothing just like edvinas kandrotas and his cronies

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Off Topic / Re: Whamageddon 2022 (Game has ended)
« on: December 24, 2022, 11:28:34 PM »
i lost and i'm pretty damn sure ghost is why

even tho i wasn't really in but yknow

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Forum Games / Re: Describe the above user's avatar with one word v2
« on: November 19, 2022, 12:36:13 PM »
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in return you receive a big package of toothbrushes. no toothpaste though, sorry

i insert a big thing of toothpaste to compensate

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renderman is real and he lives on my haunted server (its singleplayer so you cant see)

renderman is real and he lives in my head

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Off Topic / Re: The Prophecy Is Completed
« on: July 09, 2022, 02:23:33 PM »
CIA browsing the web for their next Hardcore Gamer when they come across this thread

cia proceeding to attempt to manipulate plad into performing the next mass shooting (this will be the millionth time the cia's done something like this)

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about time we come back. also all posts edited today because i just changed file hosting

Have you made a subtle Prequel reference yet?

i actually have not yet nor have i really thought to do so



Pick up that chair,



Yeah, that thing.



Yoink! It's yours now.

then check your surroundings.



Oh, this place is absolutely immense.
So many kinds of immense it seems impossible.
It probably is impossible.
Many bridges tower above.
And down here, it stinks like a garage.
This is horrible.

then go upstairs



Okay, done.
Y'know, now that you think of it.
What's with all the boxes?

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 17) | HP 22/30 | SP 3/10 | STATUS AWAITING
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 13/28 | SP 2/12 | STATUS PEEVED
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $49.99 | HP 28/33 | SP 3/7 | STATUS EXPECTING


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, an OFFICE CHAIR, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).

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Also is there any other social media I can follow you on ? Really love the anims.

my mspfa account also links to my newgrounds account.
i haven't done much animation in this style beyond this quest, but there will potentially be an actual game or two in this same artstyle, with similar animation style.



you know what, snag that loving tv as well



You think you know how to do that.



You begin the UPROOT SNAG AND TOSS (5 SP).
It is part of your GENERAL DODGE A BULLET technique.
Four demigods were once the masters of this skill.





You succeed in uprooting and snagging the MONITOR.

use the weight of the stuffty not working tv to smash the locked door handle



You throw the... OH forget NO
RUTH performs a SWIFT DODGE (2 SP).
He evades the MONITOR.
MUGZ does not look like he'll be so lucky.



You give up. It's over, isn't it?





No, it's not.
MUGZ used his GENERAL INVISIBLE MAN TECHNIQUE.
He TELEPORTED (2 SP) and saved himself.
Also you've slain the MONITOR.



You got 6 expe- WTF BOOM

Jerk off
Jack off and leave.



You remember again.
There is no OFF to jack or jerk.
You finally stop and think, why's there no lightswitch?

quarterback tackle that forgetin door down





You're afraid not.
MUGZ does not have the SP to perform the BODYSLAM OF GREED (3 SP).
You and RUTH are simply incapable of it.

Adventure Ho! try the other door and enter.



Where the hell are you all now?
Whatever this place is, it was not what you were imagining.
This fills you with an urge of exploration.
Oh yeah, also you knocked down a chair.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 17) | HP 21/30 | SP 3/10 | STATUS CURIOUS
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 12/28 | SP 2/12 | STATUS LOOKING
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $49.99 | HP 27/33 | SP 3/7 | STATUS CONFUSED


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is an OFFICE CHAIR laying on the floor.

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you must recover hp, i suggest a quick wank to restore your stamina
nono the wank would require sp and restore hp
Quote from: Logang4Lyfe
Locate MAVERICK MERCH.



No no no, no! BUDDY, please!
Why does he tell you these things?
Do better! Please!

jack off



You cannot jack OFF.
There is no OFF.

and leave
leave the furniture store, there has got to be a walmart somewhere around here



Dammit, the door's locked.
What about the other one?
You always thought it to be locked.
You can never be sure 'til you try.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 20/30 | SP 8/10 | STATUS TRYING
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 11/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS STARING
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $49.99 | HP 26/33 | SP 5/7 | STATUS FEARFUL


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is a CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV on the floor.

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you get skip

i insert you (tv series)

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thanks for catching my typo

no problem but it will not save you



Take deep breathes, meditate to regain SP



You MEDITATE (0 SP). It takes many minutes.
By the end of it, you get 8 SP back.
MUGZ is curious as to your methods.

Switch to Ruth's point of VIEW*



BUDDY, what does that even mean?
Changing the word didn't make it make more sense.
How would you do such a thing?



Plus, he's right here! Where's he been?
RUTH reports it was dark and scary up there.
But damn, was it interesting.
He does not seem to have pocketed anything.
Besides the SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT on his head.
Apparently it almost fell off.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 19/30 | SP 8/10 | STATUS SATISFIED
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 10/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS WONDERING
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $49.99 | HP 25/33 | SP 5/7 | STATUS SCARED


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is a CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV on the floor.

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see if there's any choice pieces of furniture in the attic, if there is, acquire it.



You are pretty sure you told RUTH to do that.
You and MUGZ decided he has more experience.
So shouldn't he do the exploration?

Have Ruth climb up to the attic



RUTH jumps into the so-called ATTIC.
Since he used you as a stepping stool, you fall.
And so does MUGZ. Damn, that hurts.
You receive 12 HP damage. MUGZ receives 8 HP damage.
You and him both get up with hurt torsos, waiting for RUTH.

then switch to Ruth's point of voice, The two stay in the TV room for the time being.



You do not understand what a point of voice is.
Nor how to switch to it.
Also, staying down was the plan already.

as the other two stay downstairs, watch the tv, hopefully nothing wacky or crazy is playing on the tv



You and MUGZ watch the TV for while.
Nothing. The thing's dead.

slam the table with nobody behind it for no reason in particular



You brace your fists...



For the greatest TABLE SLAM ever!



Which if you did not know, costs 5 SP.



If you had any, that move's what you would be doing.
Dammit.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 18/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS FURIOUS
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 9/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS CONFUSED
[RUTH] LVL 1 | STATUS UNKNOWN


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory is currently unknown.
There is a CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV on the floor.

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grab the cashiers face by his cheeks, and stare into his soul before accepting him into the group



You grasp the cashier, RUTH, by his face.
You stare deep into his soul.
He seems to be traumatized in the process.
But now he joins you and MUGZ.
All is fine, you guess.

and be sure you give him the slap too just incase!



Alas, you do not have the SP to AFFECTIONATELY SLAP.

check and see where that trap door in the ceiling leads to. much curiosity



You get on top of MUGZ's head. RUTH gets on yours.
You are already sweating bullets. MUGZ seems to be doing worse.
RUTH opens the access panel.
He says he sees mass production of furniture.
Industrial work at its finest, specifically.
Not what you expected, but OK.
Then again, you don't know what you expected anyway.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS AGH
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 16/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS AGHH
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $50 | HP 28/33 | SP 7/7 | STATUS WHAT


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is a CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV on the floor.

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