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Off Topic / Re: NessNet is going to IRELAND!!!!!!!
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:08:31 PM »
Whoa, nice. Would love to go there some day.
Have a nice time, man!
Have a nice time, man!
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Off Topic / Re: Evar is at Port's house, AMA
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:08:00 PM »
CNAI BE ADMIN ON UR SERVERS???? 
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Games / Re: Terraria - 2D Minecraft More focused on RPG/Action, surprise 1.3 :^)
« on: July 01, 2015, 01:52:25 PM »
anyone still hosting a server
is waru's server even up
is waru's server even up
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Off Topic / Re: l8 nite questions: what ethnic group do you prefer in your research or hot girls imgs
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:52:05 AM »title too long, will fix when I get up tomorrow
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Off Topic / l8 nite questions: what ethnic group do you prefer in your research or hot girls imgs
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:41:09 AM »
/title, another tired question from some friend
japanese and american's all i need baby
i'm not adding a poll btw so dont ask
japanese and american's all i need baby
i'm not adding a poll btw so dont ask
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Off Topic / Re: FUN GOOD GAMES EAGLE AFFORDABLE - CRIMEAN ANNEXATION DEAL BEST OF PRICE
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:59:19 PM »
Dear FUN GOOD GAMES EAGLE AFFORDABLE,
These games are horrible! They have the worst gameplay, and run as bad as those stuffty Tiger Games that you can't even play right!
I demand a refund of $200.00 IMMEDIATELY or I will sue you!!!
Typed,
The Killer Cop #311
These games are horrible! They have the worst gameplay, and run as bad as those stuffty Tiger Games that you can't even play right!
I demand a refund of $200.00 IMMEDIATELY or I will sue you!!!
Typed,
The Killer Cop #311
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Forum Games / Re: Some Text Adventure With Roll Chance - where the forget is everyone
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:55:05 PM »Play Door Kickers on your phone.
You unlock your iPhone 6S Plus to see that the game's only on the iPad App Store.
Damn. Oh well.
BecomelegendTHE MACHO MAN
OHHH YEAAHHH
You rolled a 92, extra roll gives 4.
You morph into someone even better than the legendary Macho Man...you become...
THE HULKSTER!!!
YOU SEE ONE OF THE TRAINS COMING BY
WITH YOUR AMERICAN AS forget STRENGTH YOU STOP THE TRAIN DEAD IN ITS PATH
YOU PROCEED TO KICK THE DOOR TO THE TRAIN OPEN, AND THE DOOR FLIES RIGHT OFF ITS HINGES
"OHHH YEAHHH," YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
WITH YOUR STRENGTH YOU RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND THE TRAIN GOES AT MACH SPEED
THE TRAIN CRASHES INTO ANOTHER SUBWAY TRAIN, BUT BEFORE YOU GET CRUSHED YOU JUMP AND BARREL ROLL OUT THE BROKEN loving DOOR AND WATCH AS THE TWO TRAINS EXPLODE IN A BURST OF FIRE
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IN loving NEW YORK CITY BROTHERRRRR
YOU FEEL LIKE THIS COULD LAST FOR ABOUT 10 HOURS OR SO
YOU CANNOT STOP SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS LIKE THIS
Dance
YOU PULL THE BEST DANCE NO ONE ELSE CAN PERFORM, NOT EVEN THE BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD COULD MATCH YOUR SKILLS
jack off then leave
YOU JACK OFF SO loving HARD SEMEN EXPLODES AND THE ENTIRE SUBWAY AREA IS STICKY
YOU loving DASH OUTSIDE INTO THE HEART OF NEWYORK CITY
WHAT'S NEXT BROTHER
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Games / Re: Terraria - 2D Minecraft More focused on RPG/Action, surprise 1.3 :^)
« on: June 30, 2015, 10:43:23 PM »
Anyone still hosting?
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Off Topic / Re: Uploadius [voting system]
« on: June 30, 2015, 06:42:32 PM »
since voting is removed shouldn't you change the title of the topic?
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Forum Games / Re: Some Text Adventure With Roll Chance - where the forget is everyone
« on: June 30, 2015, 09:55:25 AM »Smack somebody like the bitch they are
The closest person is you.
You give yourself a really hard bitch smack on the cheek.
You don't know why you did that.
Go to the subway
You exit the car and run over to the automated subway entrance. You the run down the stairs and notice that no one else is in the subway either.
You hop over the rolling entrance and wait for the subway to come.
Might as well do something to waste time while you wait.
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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: June 29, 2015, 10:53:48 PM »
that's actually pretty damn interesting
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Forum Games / Re: Some Text Adventure With Roll Chance - where the forget is everyone
« on: June 29, 2015, 10:52:32 PM »Cough really loudly and look around to see if you are not completely isolated
You start coughing like you were cursed with the most deadly loving disease, stop, then look around.
Not a single soul speaks or starts moving, and no footsteps are heard. You are truly alone. Maybe.
Steal a car
You enter the closest car near you that's still running.
However, you look in front of you and there's a huge line of cars in front of you. Must have been rush hour.
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Off Topic / Re: how long is your pecker? inb4 bird
« on: June 29, 2015, 10:45:08 PM »You know, I very well may know more about your richard than you do. I have pretty extensive knowledge of anatomy and psychology and have some statistics under my belt. Thankfully the lovely trinick whipped out some statistics in a very tactful and timely fashion because my lesson on over measuring and the male psyche probably wasn't something you guys needed to hear <3 I threw some numbers on the table and didn't really back them up, I get it. BUT no one can say a single thing about my numbers because they were just supported by the cold, hard facts I wasn't trying to bother myself by pulling up. The perks of dating professor god damn Wikipedia.
school teaches you not to use stuff from them
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Forum Games / Re: POLL: Merge this board with another?
« on: June 29, 2015, 10:44:27 PM »
who the forget DRINKS milk
plain milk tastes awful ffs
that stuff deserves to be used as dipping for cookies and donuts
plain milk tastes awful ffs
that stuff deserves to be used as dipping for cookies and donuts
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Forum Games / Some Text Adventure With Roll Chance - where the forget is everyone
« on: June 29, 2015, 10:41:58 PM »
also known as I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER NAME
roll chance is like this:
1-20 = wow you forgeted up bad
21-40 = you didn't do it so great
41-60 = ok you did it
61-80 = wow nice job
81-100 = holy loving stuff man, requires a extra roll of 1-6.
1-3 = nice job you end up murdering yourself
4-6 = so flawless you can't be more of a pro
also, another thing: i'm allowing you guys to join in. so if you happen to want to join the protagonist or whoever the forget he is on his quest you can join in and give yourself and/or the protagonist actions. you don't have to join in as a char though, you can just give the protagonist commands.
rules:
1. you can roll for immortality or godmodeish stuff, however that stuff's going to last for a limited time. how long it lasts depends on how overpowered it is. you can only roll for a overpowered thing every 10 posts from me.
2. if you're using your char, you'd better know how to dialogue right or else i'm cutting your character's ass off and feeding it to my shark tank.
3. rolls aren't required if you're just doing a simple action. complicated stuff requires rolls though.
4. have fun m80s
i'm not going to talk in lowercase anymore because that's pretty dumb for something like this
You are currently on a sidewalk. Surprisingly, cars are running with no one in them, no one's around, and everything feels...empty. As if no one was really there.
What do you do?
roll chance is like this:
1-20 = wow you forgeted up bad
21-40 = you didn't do it so great
41-60 = ok you did it
61-80 = wow nice job
81-100 = holy loving stuff man, requires a extra roll of 1-6.
1-3 = nice job you end up murdering yourself
4-6 = so flawless you can't be more of a pro
also, another thing: i'm allowing you guys to join in. so if you happen to want to join the protagonist or whoever the forget he is on his quest you can join in and give yourself and/or the protagonist actions. you don't have to join in as a char though, you can just give the protagonist commands.
rules:
1. you can roll for immortality or godmodeish stuff, however that stuff's going to last for a limited time. how long it lasts depends on how overpowered it is. you can only roll for a overpowered thing every 10 posts from me.
2. if you're using your char, you'd better know how to dialogue right or else i'm cutting your character's ass off and feeding it to my shark tank.
3. rolls aren't required if you're just doing a simple action. complicated stuff requires rolls though.
4. have fun m80s
i'm not going to talk in lowercase anymore because that's pretty dumb for something like this
You are currently on a sidewalk. Surprisingly, cars are running with no one in them, no one's around, and everything feels...empty. As if no one was really there.
What do you do?