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General Discussion / Re: Anyone just remember an old name and wondered what happened to them?

« on: December 06, 2020, 06:10:11 PM »

Oh stuff man its you, I was actually wondering what happened to you pretty recently lol

Ohey

College been kicking my ass so I've been infrequently active, I've also migrated to doing forum games on Bay12 instead because Community Projects is nothing but spam and RPs, neither of which interest me.

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General Discussion / Re: Anyone just remember an old name and wondered what happened to them?

« on: November 11, 2020, 09:36:21 PM »

Whatever happened to Bushido, anyways? I haven't seen him since his stuff got leaked.
What also happened to Sugar? Only other name I can remember.

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General Discussion / Re: is cityrpg lame

« on: November 11, 2020, 09:35:11 PM »

Blockland CityRPG is better than Gmod DarkRP
At least CityRPG allows mass RDM and doesn't have 5-year-old admins throwing a bitch fit at you and then permabanning you instantly

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General Discussion / Re: is crowns jailbreak lame

« on: July 27, 2020, 10:19:13 PM »

tezuni's was better

Does he even host anymore

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General Discussion / Re: we found badspot's stock sound effect cd

« on: May 19, 2020, 09:58:06 PM »

we found badspot's stock sound effect cd
after school special, factory, full peaceful and distort, join disconnect spawn mount car sounds everything
https://archive.org/details/5000-snds
credit to Robot_Destroyer

We've found the holy grail

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Forum Games / BRUTALITY (Prologue Completed)

« on: October 02, 2017, 09:06:27 PM »

Long overdue update because of loving college woohoo

have we read what's on the syringe

The syringe reads: "WARNING: EXPERIMENTAL LIMB REGENERATION DRUG. DO NOT INJECT IF ALL FOUR LIMBS ARE STILL ATTACHED TO YOUR PERSON. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE DEATH IF THIS WARNING IS IGNORED."

Should probs take the car and bust out while poppin caps

You get your ass into the Sturdy-As-Heck Hummer and rev up the engine. Time to bust out in style! You speed towards the police barricade while shooting one-handed, taking fire from several dozen cops. Bullet after bullet bounces off the Sturdy-As-Heck Hummer, and it helps that it's kinda hard to aim properly at a guy in a Hummer barreling towards you at high speed without pissing yourself. Especially when you're about to get run over. Unfortunately for you, the cops dive away before you can run them over.



You ram the police cars out of the way like they're made of styrofoam, sending them flying into the air and causing the cops to panic. You're free! Next stop, Venturon City, baby! Everybody back in Courier Springs knows about you, but nobody in Venturon City knows who you are! Venturon City shall be your new hunting ground, and you shall be the Venturon City Slasher!



The police scramble to get in their cars and chase after you, but it is too late. You are already long gone and making your way to Venturon City... Ready to begin again.

PROLOGUE CLEARED
You've killed a grand total of 16 people and personally witnessed 22 people dying. About 72% of the kills made in the Prologue were made by you.
You've died seven times trying to escape from the hospital.
I don't know what other statistics to throw at you, unfortunately.

WEAPONS BASEBALL BAT STRANGE SYRINGE W/ WARNING LABEL [.40] GLOCK 23 (5/15 rounds) [.45] H&K MARK 23 (5/12 rounds) [.38] S&W MODEL 586 (6/6 rounds) [Shells] WINCHESTER 1300 DEFENDER (1/8 rounds) [Shells] STOEGER COACH GUN (0/2 rounds) [5.56]FN FNC (20/30 rounds)

OTHER ITEMS CLOTHES (Hospital) CLOTHES (Security Guard) FOOTWEAR (Spare Pair of Shoes) HEADGEAR (Smiley Mask) PAINKILLERS POSTCARD FROM VENTURON CITY (Wish You Were Here!) CAR KEYS (Viper Six's Sturdy-As-Heck-Hummer)

BLOODLUST: 81%
People Killed/Deaths Witnessed: 16/22
Game Over Count: 7






College continues to murder what little free time I have. Especially when it comes to math, since that takes literally all afternoon (and most of the evening) to do. Updates will continue to be extremely slow and irregular for the time being, if I even decide to update at all.

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General Discussion / Re: Which model style for weapon/item add-ons do you prefer?

« on: September 30, 2017, 10:39:50 PM »

I like eyeOffset since it's more like first-person viewmodels in FPS games.

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Forum Games / BRUTALITY (The Sound of the Police)

« on: September 15, 2017, 11:51:54 PM »

Can't do screenshots for every single little thing because that takes time and I've got weekend homework. Might be able to do screenshots again once you guys figure out how to get past the massive police roadblock outside the hospital. No way am I posing several dozen cops and SWAT Officers pointing and shooting guns.

are we still in our guard uniform?
take a big loving breather with the mask on and say
"DUN SHOOT IZ MEE MR. GUARD"

You take a breather through the mask and plead your innocence. The police fail to be fooled by your act, and repeat their orders for you to get down or be put down.

The police will cover before your bloodlust

You're massively outnumbered by the cops. Massive bloodlust is scary, but being significantly outnumbered, outgunned, and outforgeted is significantly less so.

take m249 from dead guy and loving plow through police

You swipe an M249 from Viper Six's corpse and open up on full auto with it at the roadblock. Just when it seems like you can Rambo your way through an entire army of cops, the machinegun runs dry... And Viper Six conveniently has no spare ammo on his dead body. In fact, barely anyone in this world seems to carry spare ammo for their gun. Almost like there's some sort of forgeted up ammo control going on that restricts how much spare ammo anyone in this world can carry, ensuring that you'll be perpetually low on ammo and forced to engage in melee combat eventually. Or maybe you're just really, really unlucky, and you're overthinking this whole entire thing.

You're standing out in the open with an empty machinegun. The police all return fire and literally rip you to shreds through massive amounts of lead thrown in your direction. Your gibbed corpse goes flying and splatters itself against the hospital walls.

GAME OVER #7
Close, but no cigar. Hint: Check your inventory items.

Viper Five (HEADEXPLODED) armed with Remington 870 MCS shotgun
Viper Six (lovingDEAD) armed with FN M249 SPW Machine Gun
Way Too loving Many Cops and SWAT Officers For Me To List Them All (Seriously, like dozens of them) armed with Enough Firepower To Literally Rip You To Shreds

WEAPONS BASEBALL BAT STRANGE SYRINGE W/ WARNING LABEL [.40] GLOCK 23 (5/15 rounds) [.45] H&K MARK 23 (5/12 rounds) [.38] S&W MODEL 586 (6/6 rounds) [Shells] WINCHESTER 1300 DEFENDER (1/8 rounds) [Shells] STOEGER COACH GUN (0/2 rounds) [5.56]FN FNC (20/30 rounds)

OTHER ITEMS CLOTHES (Hospital) CLOTHES (Security Guard) FOOTWEAR (Spare Pair of Shoes) HEADGEAR (Smiley Mask) PAINKILLERS POSTCARD FROM VENTURON CITY (Wish You Were Here!) CAR KEYS (Viper Six's Sturdy-As-Heck-Hummer) Seriously, it is really loving sturdy and can ram its way through a house before coming out just fine

BLOODLUST: 81%
People Killed/Deaths Witnessed: 16/22
Game Over Count: 7

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General Discussion / Re: B4v21 - When Blockland still had maps. (NEW TOPIC)

« on: September 11, 2017, 11:28:26 PM »

Any chance that there's an online server browser but for v20?

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Forum Games / BRUTALITY (The Sound of the Police)

« on: September 11, 2017, 09:28:37 PM »

tber updat

tber updat

College won't stop ass-kicking me.

throw hammer to the right, throw nightstick to the left and throw the combat knife straight ahead and pray

You throw away three melee weapons, hoping to hit Viper Six. None of them manage to hit, unfortunately.

Crawl under fire then kill em with the Winchester.

You get down low on the ground, literally crawl through the smoke and under all the bullets being sprayed out by Viper Six, and pop up!
Viper Six recoils in shock!
You shoot Viper Six in the face with the Winchester BLOWING HIS HEAD INTO PIECES!
Viper Six's headless corpse backflips into the nearest wall before bouncing off of it.

+ 7 Bloodlust(Now 77%): Casting the magic spell known as Headicus Explodicus

Your BLOODLUST level is now at Terrifying. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you're losing your marbles. You are very, very suspicious, and your disguises will not hold up as well. Pretending to be an average, non-murderous Joe is clearly going to be quite difficult, too, so you best avoid social situations. And other people. Considering how crowded this planet is, that's going to be tough.

Mutilate the corpses to send a message when you're done.

You whip out your knife and cut out messages into Viper Five and Six's corpses, thoroughly mutilating them in the process. While you mutilate Viper Six, you notice some fancy car keys for the Hummer that he used to crash through the hospital doors. You hear sirens in the distance.

+ 4 Bloodlust(Now 81%): Mutilation

when your done dealing with the guards continue to walk in a stupid fashion out the insane asylum

You stupid-walk out of the hospital, but you barely get a single step out the door. A bunch of police cars and SWAT vans arrive outside of the hospital and form a roadblock.

"POLICE! GET DOWN BEFORE I PUT YOU DOWN!" A booming voice threatens you over a loudspeaker. Evidently, a security guard called the cops about smiley-mask wearing inmates rioting when stuff started going to hell, and the cops finally arrived just in time for you to escape. You're dressed as a security guard, but your smiley mask and dangerously high amount of BLOODLUST makes the disguise pointless.

Seems like you'll have to intelligently brute-force this. You're massively outnumbered by the cops, but there's still a way to plow through the horde and escape.

Viper Five (HEADEXPLODED) armed with Remington 870 MCS shotgun
Viper Six (lovingDEAD) armed with FN M249 SPW Machine Gun
Way Too loving Many Cops and SWAT Officers For Me To List Them All (Seriously, like dozens of them) armed with Enough Firepower To Literally Rip You To Shreds

WEAPONS BASEBALL BAT STRANGE SYRINGE W/ WARNING LABEL [.40] GLOCK 23 (5/15 rounds) [.45] H&K MARK 23 (5/12 rounds) [.38] S&W MODEL 586 (6/6 rounds) [Shells] WINCHESTER 1300 DEFENDER (1/8 rounds) [Shells] STOEGER COACH GUN (0/2 rounds) [5.56]FN FNC (20/30 rounds)

OTHER ITEMS CLOTHES (Hospital) CLOTHES (Security Guard) FOOTWEAR (Spare Pair of Shoes) HEADGEAR (Smiley Mask) PAINKILLERS POSTCARD FROM VENTURON CITY (Wish You Were Here!) CAR KEYS (Viper Six's Sturdy-As-Heck-Hummer)

BLOODLUST: 81%
People Killed/Deaths Witnessed: 16/22
Game Over Count: 6

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Forum Games / Re: BRUTALITY (No Range Like Point-Blank Range)

« on: September 05, 2017, 09:13:01 AM »

Quick heads up: I've got college now. Updates might be even more irregular than they already are, and the amount of screenshots used might also be impacted since screenshotting takes longer than writing.

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Add-Ons / Re: Player_K-ON_New: we back

« on: September 04, 2017, 08:14:07 PM »

stop with this weeb stuff

Anime is cancer.... Kill yourself, weaeb..

^ This
OP is cringe

i am dying.... of weeb sickness...

If you don't like Pomp's stuff you can simply ignore it you know. Nobody is forcing you to download this, and what the forget do you plan to accomplish, anyways? Nothing short of finding where Pomp lives and nuking his hard drive from orbit is going to get him to stop.

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Forum Games / BRUTALITY (No Range Like Point-Blank Range)

« on: September 02, 2017, 10:59:14 AM »

shove smokebomb up ass so you fart out smoke

You shove a smoke grenade up your rear so you can fart out smoke. The smoke grenade explodes while still inside you and thoroughly forgets up your insides, backfiring horribly and causing you to suffocate to death.

GAME OVER #6:
Way to get SMOKED!

throw empty syringe at them as a distraction before shooting them

You throw an empty syringe at Viper Five but miss! The syringe harmlessly shatters on the floor.

"What was that?" Viper Five turns around to look at the broken syringe. "Someone out there? Show yourself! Don't worry, we're the police! Let's get you out of here!" He's states, clearly lying about being a cop... Or is he?

use V.A.T.S. to shoot the gun out of one of them

You lean out of cover, take aim with a FN FNC, and imagine going into V.A.T.S (What is VATS? You wouldn't know. You've been locked up too long to know about the Fallout series.) before taking a shot at Viper Six's machine gun!

"Contact! Contact!" Viper Six shouts.



Viper Six fires a long burst from a machinegun at You, but you duck back into cover!
You are under heavy fire! Viper Six continues letting loose with suppressive fire in your general direction!

Fill both vipers' heads with shotgun pellets

but first use smoke grenade

Use smokebomb to close in, empty coach gun into skull at point blank range.

You toss a smoke bomb around the corner! The smoke grenade lands in the middle of the room releases a cloud of smoke, making you harder to hit, let alone see!

Viper Five fires his shotgun blindly into the smoke, hoping to hit you!
Viper Six continues letting loose with the suppressive fire... Until he runs out of ammo and has to reload!



You charge through the smoke, Coach Gun in hand, and emerge from it face-first into Viper-Five! You can't miss at this range! You shoot Viper-Five in the skull point-blank BLOWING IT INTO PIECES!
Viper Five stands headless for a few seconds and tumbles to the ground.
+7 Bloodlust (Now 70%): Head Explosion
Boom, Headshot.
Viper Six finishes reloading and dives behind the front desk of the hospital!
You fire at Viper Six while he's diving behind the front desk! Most of the pellets miss, but a few of them strike Viper Six in the arm, seriously hindering his accuracy!
Your Stoeger Coach Gun is now empty.
Viper Six blindfires his machinegun at you! Several bullets barely miss you, striking the floor and wall instead! The heavy volume of fire forces you to retreat into the smoke and take cover next to the car that Viper Six used to ram into the hospital!
Viper Six continues blindfiring at your last known location, unaware that you've relocated a few feet to the side!

make a jojo reference

You perform a majestic JOJO POSE! Or at least, you try to. Well, I tried to. The security guard model I'm using for the protag's disguise only has two working fingers. The rest of the fingers are literally fused together, so I can't make a proper jojo pose.

Viper Five (HEADEXPLODED) armed with Remington 870 MCS shotgun
Viper Six (Lightly Wounded, Arm Shot) armed with FN M249 SPW Machine Gun

WEAPONS HAMMER NIGHTSTICK BASEBALL BAT STRANGE SYRINGE W/ WARNING LABEL COMBAT KNIFE [.40] GLOCK 23 (5/15 rounds) [.45] H&K MARK 23 (5/12 rounds) [.38] S&W MODEL 586 (6/6 rounds) [Shells] WINCHESTER 1300 DEFENDER (2/8 rounds) [Shells] STOEGER COACH GUN (0/2 rounds) [5.56]FN FNC (20/30 rounds)

OTHER ITEMS CLOTHES (Hospital) CLOTHES (Security Guard) FOOTWEAR (Spare Pair of Shoes) HEADGEAR (Smiley Mask) PAINKILLERS POSTCARD FROM VENTURON CITY (Wish You Were Here!)

BLOODLUST: 70%
People Killed/Deaths Witnessed: 15/21
Game Over Count: 6

Code: (Action Queue) [Select]

[quote author=NotBomberguy link=topic=311670.msg9644739#msg9644739 date=1504240859]
if all else fails, just disguise as the dead soldier
[/quote][quote author=Potatoh link=topic=311670.msg9644879#msg9644879 date=1504255702]
when your done dealing with the guards continue to walk in a stupid fashion out the insane asylum
[/quote]

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Forum Games / BRUTALITY (Two Corpses Away From Freedom)

« on: August 30, 2017, 08:22:26 PM »

Calm down more

You take another deep breather. The doctor, desperate to get the hell out of here, rushes out of the elevator room and goes down the hallway to the right, making his way to the main lobby and then the front door. You are alone. Just the way you like it. Your breather doesn't last long, and gunshots echo down the right hallway from the main lobby.

-3 Bloodlust (Now 63%): Breather

One more encounter with a pack of mysterious hunters out for your blood, and then you will be free. You can taste the freedom.

walk around in a really stupid fashion and embarrass yourself while doing so

You walk around in a really stupid, over-the-top fashion that would make anyone nearby question your mental competence. Luckily, however, nobody else is around and breathing.



You make your way to the main lobby to find corpses everywhere. Someone clearly crashed a car through the front door, jumped out guns blazing, and executed every single last doctor, security guard, and average joe checking in for a paper cut. Disappointingly, the doctor accompanying you died at the hands of the mysterious hunters before you could kill him yourself. His gunned-down corpse is on display, and two final hunters have set up shop by the front doors.

"Viper Six reporting in. Everything still clear here. No contacts visible." A hunter reports over the radio.

"Copy that, Viper Five. Remain vigilant and don't let anyone escape." His radio crackles back.

"Command, this is Viper Three. We're seeing a lot of corpses here and an open cell door on the lower level. I suspect that one of the inmates broke out of his cell and slaughtered everyone else. Potential threat-level Gamma on the loose." Another voice comes to life on the radio, unknowingly referring to you and your escape from your own cell.

Now is the time for action. You're so excited at freedom being just a few steps away that you don't feel like taking another breather. Two more goons to bump off, and then you're free! This should be easy.

Viper Five (Healthy) armed with Remington 870 MCS shotgun
Viper Six (Healthy) armed with FN M249 SPW Machine Gun

WEAPONS SYRINGE (empty) HAMMER NIGHTSTICK BASEBALL BAT STRANGE SYRINGE W/ WARNING LABEL COMBAT KNIFE [.40] GLOCK 23 (5/15 rounds) [.45] H&K MARK 23 (5/12 rounds) [.38] S&W MODEL 586 (6/6 rounds) [Shells] WINCHESTER 1300 DEFENDER (2/8 rounds) [Shells] STOEGER COACH GUN (2/2 rounds) [5.56]FN FNC (21/30 rounds)

OTHER ITEMS CLOTHES (Hospital) CLOTHES (Security Guard) FOOTWEAR (Spare Pair of Shoes) HEADGEAR (Smiley Mask) PAINKILLERS POSTCARD FROM VENTURON CITY (Wish You Were Here!) SMOKE GRENADE

BLOODLUST: 63%
People Killed/Deaths Witnessed: 14/20
Game Over Count: 5

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Forum Games / BRUTALITY (Violent Execution)

« on: August 29, 2017, 07:28:52 PM »

put on smiley mask

You put on the smiley mask in the dark. The doctor fails to see it, and thus fails to freak out at the realization that you're not really a security guard.

put him in a sleeper hold and drag him into the dark domain

snap nek

You grab your pursuer with a sleeper hold and drag him into the shadows!
??? 1 lets out a muffled scream!
You attempt to snap the neck of your pursuer, but it's surprisingly hard to do so! Your technique is improper and the dude you're trying to kill gets PISSED OFF!
??? 1 tries to break out of the sleeper hold and fails!

Sure, reminds me of BLOODLUST. I should read that again...

Stab him in the throat with the empty syringe, hammer it in if we need to get deeper.

(Also hey yo if you need any maps made I can whip one up for ya)

You reach into your pockets to retrieve an empty syringe and stab ??? 1 in the throat!
??? 1 starts kicking the air in desperation and rocking violently in an attempt to break free of the sleeper hold! He grabs your hand in an attempt to stop the syringe from going in even deeper!
You whip out the hammer, swiftly move your own hand out of the way, and bring it down on the syringe, hammering it deep into ??? 1's throat!
??? 1 shifts the weight of his body and throws you off him before scrambling to his feet, his hands tightly wrapped around his own neck as blood jets out of it! He stumbles around in blind pain!
You get back on your feet, chase down ??? 1, and smack him in the back of the head with your hammer!
??? 1 falls to his knees!
You walk in front of ??? 1 and smack him in the jaw!
??? 1 cries out in pain, still alive from the blow!
Your bloodlust compels you! Just to torture ??? 1 a little bit more, You smash ??? 1 in the ribcage just to hear him scream again before going in for the killing blow!
You FIRMLY smash ??? 1 in the jaw several times, cracking and breaking it into pieces!
??? 1's head whiplashes back from the blows as blood sprays from his jaw injury... Before seizing up and collapsing to the floor face-first. ??? 1 is no more.
+6 Bloodlust (Now 69%): Violent Execution
More blood! More blood!

stealt keel dis gui

For the record I'm blind in this, images aren't loading.

After become murder, loot corpse for items.

You loot the body of ??? 1 and find the Empty Syringe you stabbed him with, a Combat Knife, an [5.56]FN FNC (21/30 rounds) assault rifle, a Smoke Grenade, and a Postcard From Venturon City.

Venturon City, eh? You've been the Courier Springs Mutilator for quite a while now, and that piece of stuff city is getting old. Might be worth it to start a new life in Venturon City and find some new victims.

??? 2 hears the commotion outside and comes running in! She turns the corner and runs face-first into YOU!

punch the next forgeter you see as hard as you loving can while screaming the most handicapped phrase you can think of

You punch ??? 2 in the face before she can take aim and shoot you, shrieking "I loveually identify as a nuclear missile!" as you do so. The blow knocks her to the floor and causes her finger to clamp down on the trigger. Her rifle harmlessly empties itself into the ceiling.

Stab the shard of glass in someones eyes.

discard shard of glass

You discard your shard of glass by thrusting it into the eye of ??? 2! She yells in pain as you twist the shard and force it deeper into her eye!
??? 2 draws a combat knife from a sheath and blindly swings it around, forcing you to stand back from her lest you get sliced up!
??? 2, weakened by the massive pain and a glass shard inches away from her brain, MISTAKENLY drops her combat knife and pokes out her last remaining eye with it! The knife pierces all the way into the brain this time!
??? 2 convulses violently one last time and dies welcoming the grim reaper with open arms.
+5 Bloodlust (Now 74%): Melee Kill

Take the deepest loving breather in existence

You try to take the world's deepest breather to calm yourself down. If your bloodlust gets any higher, the doctor accompanying you will definitely see through your disguise! Free healing is free healing, and someone who knows you're a violent inmate instead of a security guard won't provide free healing!

-8 Bloodlust (Now 66%): Deep Breather

"Jesus!" The doctor accompanying you says as he steps out of the shadows. "What have I gotten myself into today? I should have called in sick today. Let's go back to the hallway on the right. It should be clear by now."

WEAPONS SYRINGE (empty) HAMMER NIGHTSTICK BASEBALL BAT STRANGE SYRINGE W/ WARNING LABEL COMBAT KNIFE [.40] GLOCK 23 (5/15 rounds) [.45] H&K MARK 23 (5/12 rounds) [.38] S&W MODEL 586 (6/6 rounds) [Shells] WINCHESTER 1300 DEFENDER (2/8 rounds) [Shells] STOEGER COACH GUN (2/2 rounds) [5.56]FN FNC (21/30 rounds)

OTHER ITEMS CLOTHES (Hospital) CLOTHES (Security Guard) FOOTWEAR (Spare Pair of Shoes) HEADGEAR (Smiley Mask) PAINKILLERS POSTCARD FROM VENTURON CITY (Wish You Were Here!) SMOKE GRENADE

BLOODLUST: 66%
People Killed/Deaths Witnessed: 14/20
Game Over Count: 5