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Forum Games / Re: How Cool is the User Above You
« on: January 25, 2017, 01:35:34 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: Back to the Workplace - Wild West
« on: January 17, 2017, 03:05:04 PM »Balance the broom on top of your diddley-dee and prance around the cell with it.
You think real quick, and the first thing that comes to mind is the broom and your snake, along with the word "balance".
You suddenly feel really vigorous.
You grab a random strap from the ground and take your pants down. You strap on the broom to your snake and start dancing while keeping balance. It feels really manly and you are magnifyed by it. You dance like you have never done before. You even play "The walts of the flowers" in your mind. Your vigor is incredibly high.
Until you recieve a big-ass bullet into the side of your head and pumble to the ground.
-Son, we know ´em prisoners do like being gay, but dis is too far cowboy.
You died! Sentence: Magnifyed.
>>Restart from checkpoint
New game
Exit game
You are at jail.
Create a paradox and go get doc before he gets arrested.
You decide to create a paradox! But how? You know. You start thinking:
What would happen if someone made a gun that shoots guns that shoot guns? Maybe, but thats quite impossible, since a gun needs to shoot bullets. If it doesnt shoot bullets then its useless. But you already shoot guns. Does that mean the guns are bullets? No, because you are wearing a gun. But then, why do you shoot other guns? And from where do they come from? It cant come from your gun because it already is a gun...
You freeze.
Thats it. You create a mental paradox.
You achieved transcendence.
You know everything. Good job. Everything is revealed and the prophecy is true. A guard looks at your strange form you changed into and starts shooting. But you knew where the bullets would go. You dodge them all and the guard dies from a heart attack. You know everythi-
You realize you killed somebody and the transcendence stops. You are back normal.
But hey, free gun!
You rumble out of the jail building and brake infront of the hang platform, leaving dust come aside your feet.
-Stop this non sense, sheriff!- You rooster the guns hammer and aim at him.
-noes
GG Marty, you are now in a duel and your enemy has a bigger and stronger weapon.
You scream:
-DOC! Dude, dont run!
That always serves a distraction. The sheriff looks but Doc is still in his place. You tell him to follow you by gesticulating and he runs, enough time for you to shoot and scare the sheriff (though not hitting him) and you rob a couple of horses. You gallop away and jump the border.
And you fade away like two heroes. What do now? (dont worry theres still a alot of stuff to do)
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Forum Games / Re: Back to the Workplace - Le killing spree
« on: January 16, 2017, 01:39:57 PM »Go save doc you forgetMarty decides he should go save Doc. He prepares the DeLorean and looks for a place plain and straight enough for those 88 mph/ 140 kmh. He sates his blood hunger (once again) on the highway. He cleans everything up and prepares. Oh, and he dresses up in a ridiculous cowboy suit.
CheckpointThat word, Checkpoint, comes to his mind. He exactly doesnt know what does that mean and how will he do it, but suddenly he remembers that ability a Overwatch hero has, similar to a checkpoint. His obsession with the game makes him pop up out of nowhere a similar big ass thingy and throws it to the ground. GG.
(From now on, imagine you are Marty)
You open the car door. You sit in, and take off your hat. You speed up to 140 mph, and see once again, some serious stuff. You fade away in a big ass laggy explosion, so big that 3 or 4 messages saying that some innocent pedestrians have left the server most likely because their computers crashed due to the emmiter explosion come up. GG Marty. GG.
You then proceed to spawn in a sandy desert. Once again, you leave a big ass emmiter explosion when you come into the desert, so two poor guys behind you leave the server too due to the lag.
You decide to hide the DeLorean somewhere discreet...
....and decide to hide it with some plants. You think people here are too stupid to notice it. In the distance you see a familiar town; Hill Valley.
You walk to it once again. No one seems to recognise you. You proceed to put on your hat and spit on the ground. A loud shout comes from near the jail:
-Me, as the Hill Valley sherrif I am, I have the right to hand this old smelly man from the rope!
You shout:
-Objection! That man is a good homie! Do not kill him!
GG Marty. GG.
You look around the Jail room: You see a chest, a bed, a bucket-bathroom, and a table with a sweeping broom behind. Think quick what to do!
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Forum Games / Re: Back to the Workplace - a BTTF forum game parody
« on: January 14, 2017, 05:39:05 PM »
Bump
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Forum Games / Re: the blf makes a rap two lines at a time
« on: January 14, 2017, 09:27:12 AM »
All you do here is act like a fool,
your actions now remind me of school.
your actions now remind me of school.
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Forum Games / Re: Back to the Workplace - a BTTF forum game parody
« on: January 14, 2017, 09:17:38 AM »
For some reason, the burritos that are being digested in Martys belly turn him into an assasin. Marty grabs the delorean and speeds up into a bunch of innocent bystanders and run over a couple of them, resulting in a big ass gory and gross blood explosion. The car bathes in the blood and he moves his tongue around his lips.
For some reason, you find an Ak-47 behind the seat, so you get out of your car and empty the clip into some pedestrians.
After he feel he has sated his blood hunger, he decides to proclaim himself as the right alpha male, so he literally rips off his pants and shows his big ass dong.
BANG!
Marty feels the highest and painfulest pain he has ever felt. He looks down, and with the recent bang he heard, he realizes someone has literally blown his groin off with a shot. Then:
You have died! Reason of death: Shot. What to do?
>*Restart from checkpoint
*New game
*Quit game
You reappear the moment Marty is looking at the DeLorean. What to do?
>Unable options: Go on any type of genocide, show groin.
For some reason, you find an Ak-47 behind the seat, so you get out of your car and empty the clip into some pedestrians.
After he feel he has sated his blood hunger, he decides to proclaim himself as the right alpha male, so he literally rips off his pants and shows his big ass dong.
BANG!
Marty feels the highest and painfulest pain he has ever felt. He looks down, and with the recent bang he heard, he realizes someone has literally blown his groin off with a shot. Then:
You have died! Reason of death: Shot. What to do?
>*Restart from checkpoint
*New game
*Quit game
You reappear the moment Marty is looking at the DeLorean. What to do?
>Unable options: Go on any type of genocide, show groin.
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Forum Games / Back to the Workplace - Wild West
« on: January 14, 2017, 08:00:10 AM »
Welcome to Back To The Workplace: A forum game that parodies the famous Back to the future trilogy. It occurs about a day or two after BTTF 3, the last movie. Unlike on my past forum game, The Island (which wasnt quite popular but was kinda cool reading), in which I aimed to seriousness and only 4 options to choose for (To avoid stupid actions), here you can just type anything as an action and this is aimed to be funny.
Chapter 1- Le taco message
Somewhere in downtown, where the nigs are stabbing an oil barrel, dem cops eating dem donuts; hides Taco Shell, a chinese (and cheaper) version of taco bell. Inside is Marty Mcfly, chewing em burritos hard while playing Overwatch on his laptop. He is doing the best play he has ever done when...
...a message recieved in his skype by "Doc" closes his game to the desktop. He screams in fury and answers "doc"
Doc: marty you loving monday I need you to save my fat ass from the wild west again
Mortymer: but doc arent u dead yet?
Doc: no. just come
Mortymer: But the delorean went boom
Doc: That delorean was the infernal machine you dingus, the heavenly machine is in my garage, grab it and move your big greasy and lazy butt to here
So Marty decides to destroy his laptop and kicks the door of the place open, proceeding to scream:
-DONT WORRY DOC I WILL COME TO SAVE YOU
But he ends up in a taco shell drive-thru vortex, eating and devouring enough burritos to kill an elefant.
Once he has finished up his eating frenzy, he moves on to Docs garage and finds another Delorean.
What should Marty do? Ignore docs quest or continue on? Write your decisions! *This works like a game. If you die doing an action, the game will continue on the latest action that was "fine", where you survive. There are also different endings according to actions*
Chapter 1- Le taco message
Somewhere in downtown, where the nigs are stabbing an oil barrel, dem cops eating dem donuts; hides Taco Shell, a chinese (and cheaper) version of taco bell. Inside is Marty Mcfly, chewing em burritos hard while playing Overwatch on his laptop. He is doing the best play he has ever done when...
...a message recieved in his skype by "Doc" closes his game to the desktop. He screams in fury and answers "doc"
Doc: marty you loving monday I need you to save my fat ass from the wild west again
Mortymer: but doc arent u dead yet?
Doc: no. just come
Mortymer: But the delorean went boom
Doc: That delorean was the infernal machine you dingus, the heavenly machine is in my garage, grab it and move your big greasy and lazy butt to here
So Marty decides to destroy his laptop and kicks the door of the place open, proceeding to scream:
-DONT WORRY DOC I WILL COME TO SAVE YOU
But he ends up in a taco shell drive-thru vortex, eating and devouring enough burritos to kill an elefant.
Once he has finished up his eating frenzy, he moves on to Docs garage and finds another Delorean.
What should Marty do? Ignore docs quest or continue on? Write your decisions! *This works like a game. If you die doing an action, the game will continue on the latest action that was "fine", where you survive. There are also different endings according to actions*
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Off Topic / Re: What phone do you have?
« on: December 30, 2016, 01:57:03 PM »
Xperia SP
Still runs amazingly well, and can run most modern-day mobile games.
Still runs amazingly well, and can run most modern-day mobile games.
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Off Topic / Re: what is the most badass thing you've done?
« on: December 26, 2016, 06:32:07 AM »
Fight using a broom a whole herd of ferrets (rat-badger hybrid like things) when I was on a school farm. A girl and I were sent to feed them and when we opened their cage they went out incredibly aggresive (biting, climbing up our legs...), so I grabbed the first thing I could (The broom) and started hitting them. I remember knocking out 3 or 4 before running away. I felt incredibly badass lol.
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Off Topic / Re: dumb stuff you did as a kid: the thread
« on: December 26, 2016, 06:28:14 AM »
I remember digging cookies into my brothers videogame cases. Then I had to run.
I also remember trying to down 3 stairs in a single jump. I accidentaly didnt notice one day I wasnt on the last stairs so when I was in middair I remember falling right to the ground, but in the way I ripped a barrier to prevent our dog to go upstairs from the wall, and I fell with it. I honestly (and so say my parents) think that the barrier actually saved my life for some reason, since it cushioned the fall and I didnt go directly to the ground. I think I probably damaged (not broke) a rib.
I also remember trying to down 3 stairs in a single jump. I accidentaly didnt notice one day I wasnt on the last stairs so when I was in middair I remember falling right to the ground, but in the way I ripped a barrier to prevent our dog to go upstairs from the wall, and I fell with it. I honestly (and so say my parents) think that the barrier actually saved my life for some reason, since it cushioned the fall and I didnt go directly to the ground. I think I probably damaged (not broke) a rib.
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Off Topic / Re: Christmas Wishlist Thread
« on: November 18, 2016, 02:44:33 PM »
ARK: Scorched Earth DLC or The Isle
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Gallery / Re: Turok-The dinosaur hunter styled map (IMAGE HEAVY)
« on: November 18, 2016, 11:20:13 AM »
Will try all of these. If I had more dinosaurs, I would make a mini-boss series. Next will probably be a Desert region
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Gallery / Re: Turok-The dinosaur hunter styled map (IMAGE HEAVY)
« on: November 17, 2016, 05:18:28 PM »its undetailedI know, I just dont know what to add. Maybe I should add more rocks, dead bodies, dinosaur bones etc.
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Gallery / Re: Turok-The dinosaur hunter styled map (IMAGE HEAVY)
« on: November 17, 2016, 03:31:43 PM »kind of blank, but iirc thats how turok was tooWhat do you mean with blank? And thanks for the criticism guys.
Im also missing some bricks. The tree zone was supposed to be fenced and have detailed floor. Sorry bout that.