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Off Topic / Re: CleverBot

« on: April 27, 2010, 06:21:02 PM »

double toast

Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?

Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.

Cleverbot: Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Cleverbot: I will talk to myself.

Cleverbot: Know any good jokes?

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

Cleverbot: Where do you stand on conceptual art?

Cleverbot: Nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: Can you communicate?

User: Yes, but only when I feel like it.

Cleverbot: In a social group, can you easily keep track of several different people's conversations?

User: No... Can I tell you a secret?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Sometimes... I forget my last name.

Cleverbot: What do you find interesting?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.

User: Did she died?

Cleverbot: No, stupid read.

User: Did you just insult me? Huh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh no you didn't.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I did.

User: You know what? forget YOU. I'm gonna go waste my time somewhere else.

Cleverbot: No don't be emo.

User: RAGEQUIT.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: Just... Stop talking.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: This is why robots will never take over the world.

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Off Topic / Re: CleverBot

« on: April 27, 2010, 06:10:36 PM »

Doin yo mom!

That's fine, friend.

Thanks, bro.

I am a girl.

Yeah... sorry about that.

Why?

Because I called you a bro, when you're not.

Well! You're not nice at all.

Please don't be mean to me =(

I'm sorry.

I will shut down this computer now.

Do you like singing?

No, piss off.

Please.

No, YOU.

No you.

Orly?

What?

You're supposed to say "Yarly"

I thought you only spoke 1 language.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

I want Michigan State to win.

You're just annoying me now. Say something interesting, so I can post this on the Blockland Forums.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

I don't know that!

Goodbye, Cleverbot. Any last words?

NOOOO! Don't leave me!!

Nothing will stop me now!!

Well, I have lost a lot of things that meant the world to me in the past.

Leaving now, kthx.

Please...

//bold is bot

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Off Topic / Re: MockingJay!!!(ending to hunger games)

« on: April 27, 2010, 05:57:52 PM »

It's a good book but you make me feel bad I read it.

QFT.

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Off Topic / Re: fell like i could barf

« on: April 27, 2010, 05:56:22 PM »

-snip-

More sad than gross.
 Poor camel =(

I wonder if he/she/it ever got to ride in a tiny car.

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Modification Help / Re: The Bug Mods

« on: April 25, 2010, 08:43:06 PM »

I chooz da' boook!  :D

FUUUUUUUUUU-----

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General Discussion / Re: What is your favorite type of weapon?

« on: April 25, 2010, 07:41:39 PM »

RYNO V because I cannot aim.

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Off Topic / Re: Cosmic love.

« on: April 25, 2010, 07:38:14 PM »

inb4jake-on-neytiri-action

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Off Topic / Re: Star Wars - Isn't it enough already?

« on: April 25, 2010, 07:37:44 PM »

YOU NERFHERDER!

ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD!

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Modification Help / Re: The Bug Mods

« on: April 25, 2010, 07:36:48 PM »

C-c-c-combo brecker :c

ur doin it rong :c

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Off Topic / Re: My water is full of danger!

« on: April 25, 2010, 06:31:32 PM »

DO A BARREL ROLL

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Modification Help / Re: The Bug Mods

« on: April 25, 2010, 06:29:45 PM »

I've ran into some problems :c

Like what :c

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Off Topic / Re: Star Wars - Isn't it enough already?

« on: April 25, 2010, 06:23:27 PM »

As far as I know, Avatar beat Star War's net cash earned. Star Wars was still pretty good, though

True, yet Star Wars has made katrillions more money via spin-offs, books, toys, etc.

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General Discussion / Re: Sentry Turret.... bot events = awesome!!

« on: April 25, 2010, 06:22:07 PM »

Oh my god.

My eyes, they burn.

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Off Topic / Re: Spoiler Topic

« on: April 25, 2010, 06:18:18 PM »

DUMBLEDORE DIES

Wait, am I doing it rong?

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Music / Re: Music

« on: April 25, 2010, 06:14:38 PM »

inb4flamewar