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Forum Games / Re: Extraterrestrial Combat:UFO Defense(Lets try that again.....)

« on: July 26, 2014, 11:19:43 AM »

rape and pillage

Sell them all on the black Gray (apparently) market. Could use the dosh.

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Forum Games / Re: One Word.

« on: July 26, 2014, 10:49:27 AM »

Rat-kun rescued my pusillanimous individual from John beauty.

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Off Topic / Re: Control how the above user dies v2.0 PLOT TWIST

« on: July 26, 2014, 09:59:49 AM »

The beginning of "Careless Whisper" is stuck in a loop, the lights dim in the room, you hear a knock on your door,
opening the door reveals a 7 foot tall biped bear, eager to make your...ahem..."acquaintence"...

You and "creep Bear" share a romantic evening, filled with howls of exstacy and moans of pure animalistic fury,
you being dead halfway through didn't phase him, and creep's love drive continued for several hours after your departure.
More than 4 hours infact.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (the OP is back after 5 years and fixes title)

« on: July 26, 2014, 09:21:45 AM »

You get a shinier, much less trashy can.

I insert some pizza pie.

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Forum Games / Re: Word Association

« on: July 26, 2014, 07:27:57 AM »

Future

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Games / Re: Post your Steam game list!

« on: July 26, 2014, 07:23:02 AM »

http://steamdb.info/calculator/?player=McJobless&currency=us

381 games. Worth nearly $4000. I started making categories and eventually I gave up.

Mine pales in comparison at just under $670, a very neat tool, thanks for the link, now I AM dissapointed in my life.

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Games / Re: Coming Out Simulator 2014

« on: July 26, 2014, 06:55:36 AM »

"They'll recruit you."

I'm sorry but topkek.

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Off Topic / Re: Social Justice Megathread

« on: July 26, 2014, 04:34:33 AM »

I apologize for sounding stupid, but could someone explain what an SJW is? I read the OP's first post and the comments thereafter, and I'm confused on what that means.

Thanks in advance.

I would guess Social Justice Worker, but I can almost guarantee that isn't it...unless it is and Im stupid.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (the OP is back after 5 years and fixes title)

« on: July 26, 2014, 04:26:55 AM »

You jam the stick of RAM into the vending machine "coin" slot, and out pops a---
---coupon of a 20% off discount on Pixel Piracy.


I insert a vial of Oxy Clean.

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Forum Games / Re: Give Facts About The Above User

« on: July 26, 2014, 04:14:23 AM »

Lives in the mountain timezone.

holy stuff Im EST,

fixed, didnt even know about changing forum time.

User is a known hacker and wanted cyber-criminal,
and also probably enjoys biscuits and tea.

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Forum Games / Re: Give Facts About The Above User

« on: July 26, 2014, 04:02:47 AM »

Has the only vaguely humanoid avatar on this page.

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Off Topic / Re: Control how the above user dies v2.0 PLOT TWIST

« on: July 26, 2014, 02:59:35 AM »

Badspot bans you. You are currently on board Flight 18 bound towards New York city, a calm flight they said it would be, a mere two hours in, the engine encounters a severe malfunction, causing the plane to plummet to the ground, gaining speed, the oxygen masks release from your overhead console, you hastily strap yours on, breathing quicker and quicker, the ground getting closer and closer and.....You remove the VR mask right as your character dies, you are in a state of shock from watching such a realistic depiction of a plane crash, you go into cardiac arrest, you fall down from the chair where you were seated onto the hard marble floor, tugging the cord loose from the VR headset, sending shocks into you endlessly, your heart failing time and time again, and being shocked back to life only to experience a hell of pain for a split second before succumbing to the pain yet again, this cycle continues until the electrical current catches fire, the pain of shocks replaced with a burning sensation spreading throughout your body, you die burning alive while you're having a heart attack.

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Forum Games / Re: Extraterrestrial Combat:UFO Defense(Everyone dies and I have to reload a save.)

« on: July 26, 2014, 02:30:52 AM »

so did we win or not

the layout of that last post is a bit challenging to follow

No.
he accidently ordered an XCOM operative to attack a team-mate, and screwed himself over, he went with it and killed everyone else then quit and reloaded.

(Talking about the last section.)

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Off Topic / Re: Post your favorite breakfast food. (poll: what's your breakfast drink?)

« on: July 26, 2014, 02:21:36 AM »

Cereal, preferably Cinnamon Toast Crunch, occasionaly Apple Jacks or Fruit Loops.

Drink? Err...I do enjoy a good cup of Orange Juice....No pulp, please.

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Games / Re: StarMade - New and Improved! OH stuff, IT UPDATED

« on: July 26, 2014, 01:37:45 AM »

Either $10 or $20.

Thanks for the info.