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« on: November 04, 2008, 12:28:19 AM »
Me:
.
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
You didn't ask a question.
God:
OK I'm asking it now.
Me:
..
God:
OK I'm asking it now.
Me:
Asking what?
(Crash.)
Me:
Hai.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Not again..
God:
Once more? Are you serious?
Me:
stuff, now you're giving me the serious crap.
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Why now? That is all I have to give.
Me:
Why now? What kind of stuffty question is that?
God:
Oh. Reductionism. What kinds of stuffty question is that are there?
Me:
Ask yourself, since you made your people say that you created everything
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Your people said it
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am people said it.
Me:
I don't give a flying forget about your botmaster
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Do I have to?
God:
Nobody is making you.
Me:
I am.
God:
" Nobody is making you." You are?
Me:
Yes; unlike your religious miracle bullstuff, my body can adapt and repair itself.
God:
Ahem. " Ahem."? unlike my religious miracle bullstuff your body can adapt and repair itself?
Me:
How the forget do you want me to reply to that?
God:
How much do you think it is?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Later? I don't have much time, fool.
God:
Bye! Are you very busy right now?
Me:
Bye? I didn't loving say bye.
God:
Bye for now. See you later. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
No what the forget, I'm not going
God:
Are you serious? Glad to hear it! Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Fine, i'm going, happy now?
God:
Oh. I am glad to hear it. Bye bye.
Me:
You're happy to see me go? I bet you just want me to leave so you can touch your people.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am happy to see you go. Actually I'm not the gambling type. No , maybe later.
Me:
I said nothing about gambling.
God:
What did you mean by it? Really nothing?
Me:
I didn't say it, how could it have meant anything if it didn't exist or be procured by my mouth?
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I said..
God:
...
Me:
A whole lot of crap, to which you gave me stuff.
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
What "that" are you speaking of then?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
One of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
I don't care about your handicapped AI grading of clients.
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
Yes; have a goddamn cry.
God:
Aha. I've never thought about it.
Me:
Here, have a tissue.
God:
Oh there.
Me:
No, i'm not going to put it into your mouth.
God:
Are you serious? Where will you go instead?
Me:
Your eyes.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am eyes.
Me:
I said "Your", not "You're". Unlike some handicaps on this forum I happen to visit frequently, I can punctuate my sentences properly.
God:
What did you mean by it? What makes you think I am not I am? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Don't change the damn subject.
God:
I thought we were finished with Unlike some handicaps on this forum you happen to visit frequently you can punctuate your sentences properly.
Me:
Well, we're not.
God:
Interesting. Do you think I am not too?
Me:
I said we, that includes you, moron.
God:
What did you mean by it? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Duh, forgetface.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Not really, we prefer them still attached onto their arms.
God:
Oh really? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
You've asked that before.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:
Let's see if I can crash this silly conversation
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Well, I'll do it first
God:
How about that. OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
ROFL LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
..Stupid DABlock said that it would crash the conversation.
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Use question marks.
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
They're just punctations, how loving dangerous can they get?
God:
punctations how loving dangerous can they get are they.
Me:
GRAMMARFAILBYE