Friends, I have conducted experiments into the new field of physical Blockhead manipulation (PBM). I've been administering several physical transformations of our sample blockhead here:
Exhibit A, known as "Mr. Fridge". It resembles what blockheads might evolve into over the course of the next 300 years
next up is the opposite, shrinking the blockhead just before its limbs start to fuse together
Here is an experiment testing an oblong blockhead's tensile strength at overcoming gravity.
this blockhead is wide as stuff
after slimming down this blockhead, it bled hyper-realistic blood, it cut the power, escaped the room and is probably somewhere in Nebraska at this point
this just happened because we dropped a trashcan on it by accident
And here we have two attempts at reconstructing a squished Blockhead back into its natural form:
these findings are important and are a valuable contribution to blockhead sciences. donut steal.