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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:08:20 AM »
get a brighter video like get a flashlight

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:04:53 AM »
so we all watched the video right

am i blind or is it too dark to see stuff

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:01:53 AM »
so its been 20 minutes..

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:50:10 AM »
why are you importing all 3361 pictures ahuhruah

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:44:47 AM »
upload it to facebook and download the video off there

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:35:47 AM »
ok the situation gone bad and good

after i stopped posting, i called 2 of my good neighborhood friends to watch over them. about everyone was wasted, especially my sister

they were all walking to the car, so without thinking i took as many keys as i could find on the counter. me and my two other guys ran into my room and barricaded ourselfs up as much as we could. they keept banging the door for about 40 minutes, trying to get their keys.

im not sure if they did anything the few hours we stayed in our room, but when i came down, they were all sleeping in the backyard or deck

i had time to check each one, so heres the statistics i've gathered
27 people have shown up (or atleast the people who've sleept in the backyard)
everyone is breathing, but i saw some throwup on the deck, and some throwup horribly aimed in the bathroom
the only serious injury i saw is a deep stab in this guys leg

ive set each one facing down because i here you can choke on your throwup

ive ziptied everyone, just incase


i have not called the police, but i will get back at them when they wakeup

when they wake up, im going to force each of them to give me 30 bucks, or i'd call the police. not trying to be a little bitch or anything, but i think its the least they could do to make up the stuff they've done. i babysited them, risked my goddamn life and possibly saved them from a car acident

god forget
yeah but that is extortion and also illegal

also didnt that girl from breaking bad die because she choke on her own throwup

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 29, 2015, 11:43:47 PM »
rampant underage drinking causes more problems than jaywalking tho
yeah was just mocking the mentality that all illegal activity should be reported

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Games / Re: Am I the only one who hates CS:GO?
« on: August 29, 2015, 11:38:50 PM »
i don't play cause cs:go cause of all the sweaty tryhards

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 29, 2015, 11:37:29 PM »
hey look illegal activity
better not report it
better report that guy jaywalking

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 29, 2015, 11:17:38 PM »
what about being the adult at a minors party????????@#?3???///
yea fr you are like the embodiment of that steve buscemi gif where he has the skateboard and stuff

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 29, 2015, 10:29:11 PM »
the closest thing to a party you've been involved with was watching a denny's fight on liveleak bro
the parties you get at are so stale even the coke don't wanna rise to the occasion

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Off Topic / Re: welp, my sister is at it again
« on: August 29, 2015, 10:22:47 PM »
Good for you? I still don't like minors being at parties, and the same probably goes for a lot of people.
boy the only parties you get at are little lesters chuck e cheese birthday party and you don't even know that brother but his mom is your moms work friend and she made you go

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Games / Re: Am I the only one who hates CS:GO?
« on: August 29, 2015, 09:42:39 PM »
i haven't seen chex get this worked up since someone said they liked the prequels

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Games / Re: Am I the only one who hates CS:GO?
« on: August 29, 2015, 08:42:26 PM »
everyone says play comp and this wont happen but i've lost 21 of the comp matches i've been in and i've done 26
its not my fault
the teams are complete stuff and i get sick of getting wiped all over the floor for 60 minutes and i cant leave or i get a penalty
they say you are only as good as your team

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Off Topic / Re: Questioning Video Game Logic
« on: August 29, 2015, 07:38:16 PM »
how do the shoes and hands of the blockhead even stay there like theres just air

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