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Off Topic / Re: my life sucks?

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:17:10 PM »

Let's use a hypothetical.

Say a man is shot to death on the street. Would a bullet proof vest have stopped it? Sure. Is it the man's fault for not wearing it? No.

A lock is no different from a bullet proof vest in that they are both meant to stop a crime. It is a measure of insurance, but not having it is not someone's fault. The perpetrator of the crime is the only one at fault.

But if every citizen was given a free bullet proof vest it would be the man's fault.

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Off Topic / Re: Stupid People Continue to Amaze Me

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:13:43 PM »

Meh.
Sure, but all that doesn't matter when you realize how much of a dumbass she is.

She told my sister that she had a big forehead because she was taller than her. It was funny.

She's dumb, a drunk, and hot. Sounds like a great person to be around at a party.

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Off Topic / Re: my life sucks?

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:12:07 PM »

You people act like the guy who stole it was just doing what should have been done because he didn't lock his locker.

Of course the guy who stole it shouldn't have, but it's the OP's fault the thief was able to steal it in the first place.

i do lock my locker but idk

I call shenanigans.

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Off Topic / Re: my life sucks?

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:09:57 PM »

Blows off steam by acting depressed because you failed to take precautions?

Bitching about things usually does calm people down, regardless of whose fault it is.

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Off Topic / Re: my life sucks?

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:06:22 PM »

not anymore

any ways last friday at school i was getting my stuff for my next class. what do i know? my 16gb ipod touch 2g is gone. so now since someone stole my ipod out of my locker i dont have my music and im down $250. and today i want to go play some codmw2 with friends. guess wat now. my turtlebeach x1 mic just broke after not even 2 months of use. so there goes another $60. life sucks.

Someone stole 250 dollars as well? Why the hell would you leave that in your locker?

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Off Topic / Re: Stupid People Continue to Amaze Me

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:04:17 PM »

An idiot.
I could add a name to make it easier.
I don't know why I left it out, actually.

How you know her and/or are related to her would be nice.

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Off Topic / Re: my life sucks?

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:03:40 PM »

At least you have an ipod.

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Off Topic / Re: Stupid People Continue to Amaze Me

« on: February 22, 2010, 07:01:46 PM »

...So who are you talking about?

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Off Topic / Re: My god, whats with moms.........

« on: February 22, 2010, 04:27:23 PM »

The forget. You expect your mother to pay you back 600 dollars, FULL? You got to be the most greedy kid i have seen on these forums. How do you expect for her to handle that? I mean, she feeds that amount of money into you almost monthly, so you can come here and bitch about it on the forums?

No. Maybe she shouldn't make me lend her 650 dollars. Also if she didn't want to pay for having kids

she should've learned to condoms.

EDIT: Also it should be 750, but she was all "lolcigarette no"

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Off Topic / Re: I have a country report thing

« on: February 22, 2010, 04:26:07 PM »

Somalia has the most awesomely forgeted up everything you could want.
there isnt a dull moment talking about it.

the most terrorists, the most pirates, the worst economy on earth, a government that abandoned all the country except the capital city. its sweets fun

That's another awesome choice, Somalian pirates would be easy to do a report on considering how much news coverage they've had in the past several months. Not to say that's all you could talk about.

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Off Topic / Re: I have a country report thing

« on: February 22, 2010, 04:17:57 PM »

Egypt.

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Off Topic / Re: My god, whats with moms.........

« on: February 22, 2010, 04:04:54 PM »

Your parents have probably spent over a million dollars on you since you were born and probably bought you that camera, how about you call it even for her losing something she paid for?

That was her choice for having kids, if she wasn't willing to spend money she should've learned to condoms.

Anyways I agree that mom's are silly. My mom accumulated a debt of $650 to me over the past 2 years, and recently she was threatening to not pay me back. (Which was actually relatively frightening, considering she has the power (legally) to do that). Luckily though, she gave it back to me today so no problem.

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Off Topic / Re: Your bad habits.

« on: February 22, 2010, 01:09:15 PM »

I GOT THE MESSAGE!

OSHI-

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Off Topic / Re: Your bad habits.

« on: February 22, 2010, 01:00:21 PM »

i like To peel skin off my scalp and eat it, bite my toenails, Rip off my fingernails, clean dirt from Out from under my nails, turn my tongue upside down and Lick my Lower row of teeth, attach my feet to my rib cage and hop around on one foot, twirl my hair (whenever I need a haircut), i masturbate religiously, i spit every time i see a bird flying past me, if i see any accidental grammatical mistakes i need to try (to the best of my abilities) Not to point them out, unless of course the person asks for it. i also like to Gnaw on the lower part of my thumb. as an added bonus i also frequently hide cryptic messages in text.

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Off Topic / Re: In soviet russia...

« on: February 22, 2010, 12:46:01 PM »

In Soviet Russia, unfunny are these jokes.