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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival

« on: August 21, 2010, 03:29:59 PM »

Hours up, me and ruiner set off. Our aim: Reach the west coast.

We find a gun shop, the shop keeper tries to take a bite but I load my Mickey Mouse pen and my pencil into the barrels of the gun and shoot him in the kneck. His head flys off and down onto the ground.

Gained:600x Ammo,2xstraps for the shotguns and 1xpistol in its own bag full of ammo for it and a silencer.

Lost:Pencil and Mickey Mouse Pen

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival

« on: August 21, 2010, 03:08:46 PM »

My cat seems to scare the zombies, she is now tied to my waist by a few short ropes and a peice of card for chest support.

Killed 7 zombies with my Mickey Mouse pen and stole a camera from a dead tourist.

Taken a few pics of zombies carrying briefcases still wearing their suits, must be getting close of Madison Avenue now.

Arrived at Madison Avenue, No sign of Ruiner, but I have set up camp in a board room 4th floor of the building with the Gucci poster on the side.

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Forum Games / Re: The escape from the horribly drawn cell!

« on: August 21, 2010, 02:59:35 PM »

>>Uus nife to rimuve teh panil frum wal.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival

« on: August 21, 2010, 02:53:35 PM »

Met my American cousins in Aldi. I shot them both, they were infected.

As it grows closer to nightfall the need to shelter grows, as the "Zombies" seem to thrive at night, moving faster and ever so slightly more dignified..sort of.

Most buildings are full of zombies, So I'm taking shelter in an abandoned 4x4, I've ripped of the fabric on the seats and used it to cover the windows and have clamped the back shut with the clutch.

If there are any survivors in New York please meet me, I am going to stop at Madison Avenue for no more than an hour then will be moving on through the night in an attempt to leave NYC.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival

« on: August 21, 2010, 10:46:30 AM »

Name: Lapeture
Weapons: A broken pencil and a Disney land pen(one of the ones with mickey mouses head on a spring and you twist the end of the pen to write.
Inventory: Laptop, full english, chair, apple, R.E.M cd and a cat.
Clothing: Thick sweater embroided with salad to keep the overweight zombies at bay, Walking boots and thermal trousers.

The infecting has spread to the UK through the beef in the MC Donald's burgers.
Fortunately I hate MC Donald's, but the XXX large living dead are wadling the streets of London.

Docked in Rhode Island, I am now trecking through the dead infested town that is New York.

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Forum Games / Re: What happens to the school girl?

« on: August 21, 2010, 08:54:41 AM »

The school girl catches AIDS and is bedridden until she die's a peaceful death after her immune system fails to fight a flu virus.
She is then replaced by a younger better looking school girl and the torment goes on.....

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Forum Games / Re: Rate the above user's coolness

« on: August 21, 2010, 08:53:41 AM »

Why are we doing this?
x8

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General Discussion / Re: Post Your Banlist

« on: August 12, 2010, 09:11:15 PM »

Lol, tell me about it.

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Drama / Re: Quit calling people/yourself trolls/a troll

« on: August 12, 2010, 09:05:37 PM »

You're a troll

loving hypocrite xD!

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Drama / Re: I'm sick of the children on this game

« on: August 12, 2010, 09:04:37 PM »

When can they ban this douche?

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Drama / Re: IcyGamma Imposter

« on: August 12, 2010, 09:03:17 PM »

Who the hell would want to be icygamma?

Also who the hell is icygamma.

Where the forget have you been!?

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Gallery / Re: the modern zombie

« on: August 12, 2010, 04:28:40 PM »

what was the point of you posting this?  :pointless cookie monster:

Its not the first time people have posted pointless crap...

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Gallery / Re: [BLPA] Pictures go here! [BLPA]

« on: August 12, 2010, 04:24:43 PM »

Why....

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Forum Games / Re: What happens to the school girl?

« on: August 11, 2010, 06:29:14 PM »

After nothing was done doing that, she found a ring and a wizzard told her to go on a quest to destroy it.
She says no.
The wizzard rapes her...

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Forum Games / Re: What happens to the school girl?

« on: August 11, 2010, 04:17:19 PM »

The soundwaves of the the sounds of the soundwaves raping her also rape her creating more soundwaves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her, creating more sound waves which rape her........