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Games / Re: Giving away CS: Source Guest Pass
« on: December 29, 2008, 03:21:18 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: December 29, 2008, 03:06:26 PM »
Happy new years from the caveman who lives under a rock in the most insignificant place in the world: New Jersey.
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Games / Re: Giving away CS: Source Guest Pass
« on: December 29, 2008, 02:58:43 PM »
Hopefully this won't be seen as nudity:
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Games / Re: Giving away CS: Source Guest Pass
« on: December 29, 2008, 02:43:00 PM »
ATTENTION: Draco's lead has been secured. Abandon all hope of winning.
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General Discussion / Re: Do you get that feeling?
« on: December 29, 2008, 02:30:05 PM »This has been Draco's random post of the day. Thank you for reading.
No, I used to get that feeling when I had sick fantasies about becoming the best player on Runescape, but that has long since died.
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Games / Re: Giving away CS: Source Guest Pass
« on: December 29, 2008, 02:15:20 PM »
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20..) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
EDIT: Do I get my guest pass now?
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20..) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
EDIT: Do I get my guest pass now?
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Off Topic / Re: Strange Page - :o
« on: December 29, 2008, 01:59:47 PM »You guys are wrong.
The Germans make good things.
Like beer.
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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: December 29, 2008, 01:58:48 PM »
Wild friend appeared!
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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: December 29, 2008, 01:48:50 PM »
Seizure
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Games / Re: Rune scape
« on: December 29, 2008, 01:47:32 PM »Don't listen to all of these liars, they will hack your account. I don't play very often any more, but if you'd like I'd be happy to level your character up for you. Just PM me your name and password. I know, it doesn't seem safe, but you can trust me.
HOLY stuff ARE U SERIOUS
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Games / Re: Giving away CS: Source Guest Pass
« on: December 29, 2008, 01:47:06 PM »
Did I ever tell you how handsome you look in that... erm... Computer chair?
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General Discussion / Re: 10Ks on their way?
« on: December 29, 2008, 01:33:54 PM »
I saw an ID. it was 6114. Probably a noob.
For thse of you who don't know me, that is my ID.
For thse of you who don't know me, that is my ID.
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Clan Discussion / Re: Blockintosh - We make it simple.
« on: December 29, 2008, 11:40:58 AM »Holy stuff! my email/ half of my game accounts have been hacked, so, if my steam account starts cussing you out, its the hacker.. changed pass also.
Ok...?