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Messages - DracoSoul

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Off Topic / Re: So I got a ukulele.
« on: June 11, 2011, 03:36:41 AM »
Poser. :3


Stairway to Heaven is a good beginner song.

if i walk into another loving guitar class and people are playing that i'm kicking someone's ass

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>arc posts
>everyone flips out

why

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Off Topic / Re: Mom walks in on me, my room smells like smoke.
« on: June 11, 2011, 03:33:49 AM »
kilser is also a left wing anarchist and thinks the government watches him stuff

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Games / Re: Bioshock infinite 2011 teaser
« on: June 11, 2011, 03:28:16 AM »
boobs...

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Off Topic / Re: So I got a ukulele.
« on: June 11, 2011, 02:09:01 AM »
Learn Living in the Sunshine or Sunlight or whatever it's called from the first Spongebob for great justice.

hehehehehe

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Games / Re: From Dust: E3 2011
« on: June 11, 2011, 02:05:35 AM »
i want it

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was it really that funny?

i'm usually pretty bad at making those things funny

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Stranger: hi, horny m/17
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Stranger: what about getting it in your eye?
Stranger: my cum i mean
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Stranger: do you swallow
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Stranger: do you swallow cum?
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You: *bucks
Stranger: what about 3 somes
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Stranger: will you swallow my cum after is been in another chicks mouth?
You: only if she is okay if i bite her nose off
Stranger: will you play with another girl? for me
You: of course
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Stranger: can you deep throat
You: i can deep throat like a giraffe
Stranger: what else can you do for me?
You: hmm
You: let me think
You: i can get my twin sister to come over and we can have lesbian love in front of you
You: unless you want to join in
Stranger: yes i think i would like that
Stranger: where u from anyway?
You: the moon
You: :(
You: is this going to affect our relationship?

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Forum Games / Re: Adventures of Joe smith! - Chillin' in his room
« on: June 11, 2011, 01:34:36 AM »
wait until half life episode 3 comes out

oops you died of old age

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my condolences

was it like open coffin or was he a mangled mass

he got blown up

this woman was trying to make people in his squad take her baby

which then exploded

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>except he comes back in a body bag halfway through his deployment

what?

whatever, i was just trying to say my friend died

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skip to 10 months from now, your "roomate" comes back in a body bag halfway through his deployment

that happened to a friend of mine, except he was in the bodybag

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looks good

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Off Topic / Re: WOKED UP AT 7:00 PM
« on: June 11, 2011, 12:43:31 AM »
how do i sleep longer

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