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Off Topic / How to deal with a student who doesn't know what hygeine is

« on: September 25, 2015, 01:54:56 PM »

I am constantly followed by a student who I swear does not shower, he either smells like piss or sweat most of the time and denies that he smells like that. My entire class has told him he smells and yet he still denies it, another thing is he has dandruff really bad and would constantly lean back and rub his head causing dandruff to fall all over my paper and stuff. He is always poking me, trying to get my attention, or barging in on conversations with friends where he is not welcome.

Help me

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Off Topic / I learned I could dislocate my leg if I sat in the proper position today.

« on: September 23, 2015, 11:07:46 PM »

Today whilst changing my seated position I heard a loud POP and when I attempted to stand up I fell over; I couldn't move my leg at all and it was agonizing. After 15 minutes of struggling I got it back into the socket and it took me a few minutes to get back to walking normally.

/discuss things you found out by accident

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Off Topic / How strict is your school?

« on: September 22, 2015, 07:16:55 AM »

I don't know about you but my school doesn't have the damn Gestapo prowling the hallways, doesn't yell at us for having our hair a certain crazy color or length, how we dress (As long as it conforms to the dress code which is actually very reasonable), etc.

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Forum Games / Survival 101: SHANK'D

« on: September 18, 2015, 09:05:09 PM »

This is you.

You're name is...wait, did you really forget your name? Wow, well before you can do anything you need a name so the ladies can come crawling to you. Well, you were playing on your TOP NOTCH™ gaming PC and heard a scream with a door being bashed down, could it be zombies or a burglar? We'll never know unless you get your ass out of that chair

INVENTORY:

• An almost empty bottle of beer
• Cold Chinese food you ordered 2 hours ago
• Virginity

STATUS:

• 100 health
• Clean
• Don't have to take a dump

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Off Topic / How to improve my Spanish skills?

« on: August 27, 2015, 03:31:42 PM »

I am one of the absolute worse people to study Spanish in the history of the world. Pronunciation, spelling, etc I am dreadful in because I am used to German and Russian by now so, how can I improve my god awful Español?

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Off Topic / Piss off

« on: August 16, 2015, 04:19:06 PM »

/title

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Off Topic / I'm invading Pennsylvania

« on: August 15, 2015, 09:47:34 AM »

I'm travelling up to Gettysburg again to explore the battlefields and take a few ghost tours.

Any chance I'll run into anyone?

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Off Topic / Today is V-J day: 70th anniversary of the unconditional surrender of Japan

« on: August 14, 2015, 01:41:34 PM »

“This is the day we have been waiting for since Pearl Harbor. This is the day when Fascism finally dies, as we always knew it would.” - Harry S. Truman

70 years ago Japan surrendered unconditionally to the Allied forces effectively ending WWII. Tomorrow will be the official V-J day for the UK and when the surrender was announced to the world, the formal signing of the surrender did not take place until September 2nd on-board the USS Missouri in Tokyo bay.

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Off Topic / Anybody know of a good site I can order band shirts?

« on: August 14, 2015, 12:45:13 PM »

I have enough money for some band shirts.

I'm looking for Sabaton and Aerosmith shirts right now so if there is a store that just has band shirts I'll be happy

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Off Topic / Should teachers allow students to listen to music while testing?

« on: August 11, 2015, 05:59:09 PM »

Some people, like myself, concentrate better with their music and can get a lot done while listening to music. What is your opinion?

*MP3/phone with earphones or earbuds in

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Off Topic / I need to relax, help me.

« on: August 11, 2015, 05:10:35 PM »

I have been really paranoid and a nervous wreck about a few things, I need to relax so I can get this stuff out of my mind and rest. I have been thinking nonstop for 4 days straight about plans, activities, and some things of a personal nature and it is ruining my already terrible school experience, Spanish is going to be a living hell considering Spanish drains out of my head and doesn't stick in there. This class is also VERY important for me and if I fail because of my constant low participation grades due to me being drained of energy and unenthusiastic about everything after 2pm I am going to absolutely go insane.


So here it is in a nutshell; Thanks to personal problems and a bunch of other stuff floating in my mind I have become a train wreck.

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Off Topic / Locker customization ideas

« on: August 09, 2015, 11:19:58 AM »

/title

I'm going back to school tomorrow and my school lets us do whatever we want with our lockers as long as it is school appropriate, no fur research on my door or stuff like that, so give me ideas so I can express my dark and creative mind.

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Off Topic / My Algebra teacher looks like Shia LaBeouf

« on: August 08, 2015, 01:26:40 PM »

I met all of my teachers yesterday and my Algebra teacher stood out, he was a guy in his late 20s maybe and he looked almost exactly like Shia LaBeouf, even had the beard and everything. First thing I am doing when I enter his classroom is saying "JUST DO IT"

Do you have any teachers that look like celebrities?

Obligatory Shia gif:

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Off Topic / Post your playlist: V1 Rocket

« on: August 07, 2015, 03:45:34 PM »

You heard me, post those lists.

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Off Topic / I can't feel anything in my mouth [Blogland: RAW 'TAYTOS]

« on: August 05, 2015, 10:38:37 AM »

I had a dentists appointment at 8am and I just got back from it, routine check up and stuff then out of the blue they're just like "Hue hue, we gotta drill into your teeth and stick 5in needles in there with anesthesia!"

Yeah, my mouth tastes like latex and cotton and I can't feel the entire left side of my face and the lower right side of my jaw.
This is also the first time I've ever had anesthesia in my jaw so I freaked out when I couldn't feel the glass of water when I took some Tylenol.

TRG's list of slightly edible food with a half numb jaw:
Cut up raw potatoes with some salt
lukewarm Chili and cheese