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Forum Games / Re: BLF Armored combat V.I -ALLIED COMMANDERS, PROVIDE SCENARIO II-

« on: March 04, 2015, 06:01:28 PM »

OK, I shall implement the Dice method I mentioned also American tank commanders, Russian or German for Scenario II?

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AoT General / Re: This board should be a circlejerk

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:59:47 PM »

you might wanna remove that pagestretch, both of ya

I shall obey master Ipquarx

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AoT General / Re: This board should be a circlejerk

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:55:38 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Banana

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:53:53 PM »

What is with the Woman saying "banana"

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Forum Games / Re: BLF Armored combat V.I -ALLIED COMMANDERS, PROVIDE SCENARIO II-

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:47:17 PM »

uhhh

kursk

Ok, Kursk it is. During battles were the only opponents are German/Russian like this one people can temporally switch sides.

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Forum Games / Re: BLF Armored combat V.I -SCENARIO II-

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:25:47 PM »

THAT WAS FUN AS HELL

i mean i'm dead but
THAT WAS FUN AS HELL

I may implement something like Dragons and dungeons where I use a die and if it rolls a certain number that thing affects it or doesn't but I Don't have any die so online dice will have to do

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Music / Re: Lindsey Stirling Pack (v2) (Show some love!)

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:21:56 PM »

Added Skyrim and Halo themes

Thank ye

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Forum Games / Re: BLF Armored combat V.I -SCENARIO II-

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:13:08 PM »

American tank commanders, Give me a scenario. Remember, Anytime, Anywhere in European theatre.

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Forum Games / Re: BLF Armored combat V.I -BATTLE MAPS IN PROGRESS!-

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:08:31 PM »

Reload pistol, get out of tank, perform national socialist salute, open fire with pistol at other tanks.
Get gunned down.

On your last magazine you get out of the tank with all guns silent expecting you to surrender but as you salute and shoot one round off you hear a me shouting curses at you. I open fire firing the rest of my belt into you.

AS allied soldiers scour the battlefield for trophies I enter your tank to find the still alive recruit bawling his eyes out and I drag him out only to be stopped from shooting him by an American soldier who says "We'll take it from here, Red..."


Stats:

Panzer IV, Loader dead, Commander dead, Driver is a POW, and Recruit is a POW.
Sherman, Disabled but crew healthy
T-34, Crew healthy and no damage
Scenario I is an Allied Victory

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Off Topic / Re: Trying to find the name of a song or its music video.

« on: March 04, 2015, 05:00:17 PM »

Africa by Toto? Only thing that comes to mind

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Off Topic / Re: Hi I'm alt here

« on: March 04, 2015, 04:43:58 PM »

I saw the newest user as you and I knew it.

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Forum Games / Re: BLF Armored combat V.I -BATTLE MAPS IN PROGRESS!-

« on: March 04, 2015, 04:42:38 PM »

A Panzer 4 stores its ammo approximately behind the bow machinegunner.

Loader, get us an AP shell ready!
~
Gunner, fire at their machinegunner's viewport!

As your gunner fires at the viewport rendering using it this moment useless, The loader finally grabs an AP round and the cannon fires into the spot you described, it hits and causes the ammo supply in the Panzer 4 to ignite, unless the Commander of the Panzer 4 puts the fire out the battle will soon be an Allied victory!

~

After the Shermans cannon fired into the ammo supply of the panzer A T-34 flanks the Panzer and shoots into the back of it as the back is generally weaker than the front.

I start firing my Machine gun at the corpses of the German soldiers to make sure they are actually dead

Allied victory is close! Germany, you better do something!

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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

« on: March 04, 2015, 04:35:35 PM »

He was never a furry

He could be or not, won't know unless he says

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Music / Re: Lindsey Stirling Pack (v2) (Show some love!)

« on: March 03, 2015, 08:28:51 PM »

Halo and Skyrim

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Forum Games / Re: BLF Armored combat V.I -BATTLE MAPS IN PROGRESS!-

« on: March 03, 2015, 08:21:29 PM »

Hold gunner at gunpoint. Say you'll shoot him if he dosn't calm the forget down. Have driver slowly leave tank with hands up to indicate surrender, while loading an AP round into the gun yourself.

Meanwhile, outside, a small group of Wehrmacht troops is hiding behind the tank. The bullets bouncing off don't have a major effect but might hamper orders.

The gunner is probably going to die.

Allied soldiers take the surrendering soldier but whilst you were loading in the unusually silent battlefield the crack of a rifle echoes and the round hits a Wehrmacht soldier in the head tearing the helmet off of the head as he falls to the ground with his skull is pieces. Russian infantry storm the field to the relief the Allied soldiers spot 2 T-34/76's behind the troops whilst the Trucks wait in the distance. The combined forces take care of the rest of the German soldiers.

You finally manage to get the round into the cannon but the Recruit won't calm down so you kick him to move and you send the round off which ricochets off of the Sherman's armor. You know have to deal with a Sherman, 2 T-34's, & Russian/American forces.


USA's turn